The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Nail-Safe
Season 5 • 12/07/2000
The longest fingernails in the world are up for sale.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Back in Black - Jail Time
The Daily Show won't pay to dry clean Lewis Black's suit, but will pay a cameraman overtime to film his release from prison.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Chris O'Donnell
Not a single person was lost during the eight months of shooting Chris O'Donnell's new movie.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Recap - 12/6/00
Jon recaps today's stories and previews tomorrow's Stephen Colbert piece.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Fingernails
The man with the longest fingernails in the world takes them out of their special bag.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Sexy Underwear
Dave Attell runs down the hottest gifts for the holiday season, mainly sexy lingerie for women and fruity underwear for men.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Intro - 12/7/00
Jon teases at a stock market report from Stephen Colbert and appearances from Marlon Wayans and Dave Attell.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 This Just In - Not Wheels
Defective scooters are the subject of a massive recall, prompting a consumer product safety spokesman to tell us what we already know.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Marlon Wayans
Marlon Wayans talks about his new film "Dungeons & Dragons" and how pretending a tennis ball is a dragon is like playing with yourself.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Invested Interests
Stephen Colbert takes a bath in a stock tip from his wife and asks students at The Thomason School how best to ethically enhance the value of Starmedia.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Elector Complex
The Republican-controlled Florida state government calls a session in order to uphold the Constitution, not to engage in partisan politics.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Nail-Safe
The man with the longest fingernails in the world prepares to cut them off and sell them, most likely to the owner of the world's largest unopened envelope.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 This Just In - Indecision 5761
This guy, Ehud Barak, only had one project on his plate -- no wonder his constituents are angry.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Courting Disaster - Supreme Court Junkies
Among the lucky few allowed to view the Bush v. Gore Supreme Court proceedings were Mike Teavee, Violet Beauregarde, Veruca Salt and Augustus Gloop.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Colbert Laugh
Stephen Colbert laughs at his reflection in a funhouse mirror.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Ira Glass
Ira Glass wonders when the porn version of the 2000 election coverage will finally come out.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 The Greatest Election on Earth
The sideshow citizens of Freaktown, USA, are enraged over the comparison of the Florida recount to a three-ring circus.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Intro - Holiday Parties
When the fire department is driving past your house and they say, "Mmm, nutmeg" -- that's a bad sign.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Courting Disaster - Bush v. Gore Pt. 1
The U.S. Supreme Court heard arguments today from lawyers for presidential candidates Governor George W. Bush and Vice President Al Gore.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Courting Disaster - Bush v. Gore Pt. 2
Senior Legal Correspondent Steve Carell reports live from outside the Supreme Court on the ongoing Bush v. Gore hearings.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Jerusalem Voters
The extraordinary events of the past weekend have escalated an already tense Israeli-Palestinian situation to the boiling point.
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