The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Goodnight

Season 8 • 03/26/2012

Stephen signs off.

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03:53

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Ireland's Imported Sperm & Ethnically Accurate Headgear

Stephen offers to solve Ireland's overpriced sperm problem, and presents some authentic cultural garments.
03/15/2012
05:07

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Rick Santorum Visits Puerto Rico and Speaks from His Heart

Mitt Romney wins Hawaii and American Samoa primaries, and Rick Santorum visits Puerto Rico.
03/15/2012
02:09

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Airport Security for Senior Citizens

Stephen doesn't think TSA should give special treatment to elderly powder kegs.
03/15/2012
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
03/15/2012
05:52

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Dexter Filkins

Combat journalist Dexter Filkins discusses the disconnect between preconceived notions about other countries and the realities on the ground.
03/15/2012
07:38

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David Page

Dr. David Page, director of the Whitehead Institute for Biomedical Research, defends the Y chromosome in the face of enumerable challenges and insults to its character.
03/26/2012
00:34

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Intro - 3/26/12

Florida's gun laws come under scrutiny, the Romney campaign hits a speed bump, and Dr. David Page has new insights on the future of DNA.
03/26/2012
04:41

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Mitt Romney-Etch A Sketch Comparison

While political pundits and the other Republican candidates attack Mitt Romney for being "like an Etch A Sketch," toy sales are booming.
03/26/2012
01:49

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Stephen's Spring Break

Stephen enjoyed 84 degrees on the islands while New Yorker suckers were stuck shivering in 82 degrees.
03/26/2012
05:59

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The Word - Dressed to Kill

Florida's Stand Your Ground law leads to the shooting death of teen Trayvon Martin, but top legal minds have other ideas about where to place blame.
03/26/2012
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
03/26/2012
04:22

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Tip/Wag - Anti-Prejudice Drug & Dick Cheney's Heart

Popping pills reduces racial prejudice, and Stephen reveals the identity of Dick Cheney's anonymous heart donor.
03/27/2012
00:05

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
03/27/2012
00:32

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Intro - 3/27/12

A new pill can cure prejudice, there's an innovation in food delivery, and Charles Murray has written a book about the state of white America.
03/27/2012
07:23

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Charles Murray

Charles Murray talks about his book, "Coming Apart: The State of White America, 1960 to 2010," and suggests a way to address the growing division between the classes.
03/27/2012
04:55

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Barack Obama-Gun Control Conspiracy

The fear of not being able to buy guns during a second Obama term leads to Americans buying so many guns that now they can't buy any guns, just like they feared.
03/27/2012
03:36

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Thought for Food - Tacocopter

Tacocopter's drone helicopter taco delivery is the first step to achieving intercontinental ballistic munchies, but there are some safety concerns.
03/27/2012
02:47

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The Conservative Teen

Finally there's a publication for kids who are sick of doing their own thing and just want to conform to conservative ideals.
03/28/2012
05:33

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The Supreme Court Weighs In on Obamacare - Emily Bazelon

Luckily, Emily Bazelon wasn't arguing for Obamacare's individual mandate in the Supreme Court, because she might have won.
03/28/2012
04:40

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The Supreme Court Weighs In on Obamacare

The solicitor general's defense of Obamacare was a train wreck that slammed into the Hindenberg, landed on the deck of the Titanic, and then sailed in to see "John Carter."
03/28/2012
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight Snack

Stephen says goodnight and pours himself a bowl of cereal.
03/28/2012
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