The Colbert ReportS4 ThreatDown - Juicing Bulls
Bulls forget to be role models for veal, and bees, those little blossom sluts, take advantage of America's mortgage crisis.
The Colbert ReportS4 Maria Shriver
If California's first lady, a member of a political dynasty and wealthy former news anchor, doesn't know who she is, what chance do the rest of us have?
The Colbert ReportS4 Difference Makers - BumBot
The BumBot: cybernetic anti-crime unit, dehumanizing debuminizer or old three-wheeled scooter with a cajun chicken smoker?
The Colbert ReportS4 Petraeus' Promotion
Congratulations to General Petraeus on his promotion and to Nell Carter on her historic 39th presidency -- too bad, Jimmy Carter.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 4/24/08
The global food shortage reaches the U.S., a hero hits the streets and Maria Shriver writes an inspirational book for teens.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Kernel of Truth
To win the energy war, we have to conserve the most important energy -- our own.
The Colbert ReportS4 Electability
Howard Dean knows exactly what it takes to get elected to be President.
The Colbert ReportS4 Sport Report - Timbersports
Stephen demands that it is time for America to take Timbersports back!
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 4/28/08
Ethanol solves the energy crisis. Is there any problem alcohol can't solve?
The Colbert ReportS4 Miley Cyrus Photo Shoot
How many more stars need to get manipulated before Annie Leibovitz is stopped?
The Colbert ReportS4 Feist
Steve Jobs offered Feist U.S. citizenship as part of the deal for doing the iPod commercial.
The Colbert ReportS4 Obama Breaks With Wright
Stephen is worried that the Reverend Wright controversy is finally behind Obama.
The Colbert ReportS4 McCain's Superstitions
Stephen shows his support for John McCain despite all of the senator's superstitions.
The Colbert ReportS4 Anne Lamott
Anne Lamott and Stephen, two Sunday School teachers, talk about faith.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Separation of Church & Plate
What unites us is our ability to come together as one people and say to one another, "You're not like me."
The Colbert ReportS4 Tip/Wag - Barbie
Barbies enter Iran packed with American values, doctors with weekend degrees receive lasik complaints and cuddle parties serve as orgies for cowards.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 4/29/08
Christian license plates now available in Florida, knife-wielding ninja monkeys still unavailable in Iran and Anne Lamott is set to crack.
The Colbert ReportS4 Salinger Watch
Stephen challenges J.D. Salinger to come on the show.
The Colbert ReportS4 Noah Feldman
Noah Feldman, who helped advise the Iraqis, educates Stephen about the Iraqi Constitution.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 4/30/08
Obama distances himself from his former pastor. Meanwhile, McCain distances kids from his lawn.