YOUR FAVORITE COMEDY CENTRAL SHOWS ARE ON PARAMOUNT+
GET PARAMOUNT+
Home
Shows
Awkwafina is Nora from Queens
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Comedy Central Roasts
The Daily Show
Digman!
RENO 911!
South Park
Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out the News
ALL SHOWS
FULL EPISODES
PLUTO TV
TV Schedule
LIVE TV
Stand-Up
Digital Originals
Original Movies
A Clüsterfünke Christmas
Cursed Friends
Hot Mess Holiday
Out Of Office
Reno 911!: It's A Wonderful Heist
All Movies
App
SHOP
MIKE JUDGE'S BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD SHOP
DRUNK HISTORY SHOP
South Park Shop
WORKAHOLICS SHOP
Comedy Central Shop
The Colbert Report
Menu
Episodes & Videos
About
The Colbert Report
Goodnight
Season 5 • 03/04/2009
Goodnight, everybody.
More
Watching
00:14
The Colbert Report
S5
The Murderer Was Derek
For those of you just tuning in, the murderer was Derek.
03/03/2009
02:27
The Colbert Report
S5
Space Module: Colbert - Name NASA's Node 3 After Stephen
Colbert Nation is officially mobilized to get NASA's new space station node named "Colbert."
03/03/2009
00:34
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 3/3/09
President Obama taxes the rich to pay for universal health care, and South Carolina may finally end gun prostitution.
03/03/2009
01:48
The Colbert Report
S5
Guns for Roses
Stephen doesn't like the idea of putting all these roses out on the streets with their pointy thorns.
03/03/2009
04:20
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - Share the Wealth
If we're paying for the poor's health care, we need to make sure they stay healthy.
03/03/2009
04:28
The Colbert Report
S5
Carl Wilson
Carl Wilson tries to understand the popularity of Celine Dion in "Let's Talk About Love."
03/04/2009
00:31
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 3/4/09
Will NASA name part of the space station after Stephen if he changes his name to Stephen Urine Filtration System?
03/04/2009
03:53
The Colbert Report
S5
Space Module: Colbert - Scientology's New Galactic Overlord
Stephen is ahead of Xenu in NASA's space station module votes, making him Scientology's new galactic overlord.
03/04/2009
07:12
The Colbert Report
S5
Doom Bunker - Jack Jacobs and Stephen Moore
Stephen makes up horrific doomsday scenarios for Jack Jacobs and Stephen Moore to discuss.
03/04/2009
04:07
The Colbert Report
S5
Doom Bunker - Glenn Beck's "War Room"
Stephen encourages Glenn Beck to crank up the crazy and rip off the knob.
03/04/2009
00:03
The Colbert Report
S5
Goodnight
That's it for the show, everybody.
03/04/2009
01:24
The Colbert Report
S5
Obama's Swing Set
Stephen has to respect Barack Obama for putting together a swing set on the South Lawn.
03/05/2009
00:10
The Colbert Report
S5
Leave You Wanting More
Stephen likes to leave you wanting more.
03/05/2009
05:28
The Colbert Report
S5
Steven Johnson
Steven Johnson talks about Joseph Priestley, the man who first realized that plants actually create the oxygen we breathe.
03/05/2009
00:26
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 3/5/09
The Obama administration goes after pundits. John King, set your magic screen to stun.
03/05/2009
04:44
The Colbert Report
S5
Tip/Wag - Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh doesn't care what the Constitution says, which is proof that he is the true leader of the Republican Party.
03/05/2009
07:50
The Colbert Report
S5
Market Psychology - Jim Cramer
Jim Cramer discusses the psychology of the open market with a backdrop of puppies and kittens.
03/05/2009
06:38
The Colbert Report
S5
Better Know a District - Wyoming's At-Large - Cynthia Lummis
Representative Cynthia Lummis judges a selection of Stephen's meats.
03/09/2009
05:59
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - Locked and Loathed
Stephen longs for a day when gun owners no longer have to hide their relationships with their concealed weapons.
03/09/2009
00:27
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 3/9/09
If Stacy drugged Rex's drink, who is going to perform Felicia's brain surgery?
03/09/2009
00:08
The Colbert Report
S5
Sleep Tight, Abraham
Sleep tight, Abraham. You've got a big day tomorrow.
03/09/2009
You may also like
5 Videos
Trailer
00:15
The Daily Show
S28
Guest Host Roy Wood Jr. Takes Over The Daily Show
Comedian and seasoned Daily Show veteran Roy Wood Jr. leads the field and steps behind the desk as guest host, starting Monday at 11/10c.
03/30/2023
Trailer
00:30
Awkwafina is Nora from Queens
S3
Awkwafina is Nora from Queens Really Goes for It on Season 3
Nora is really, really, really trying to be an adult this time, and the results speak for themselves when Season 3 of Awkwafina is Nora from Queens premieres April 26 at 10:30/9:30c.
03/30/2023
Trailer
01:00
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
02:29
A Familiar Face Returns in Teen Wolf: The Movie
Derek Hale finds himself fighting for his life when a skilled hunter tracks down him and his son Eli in Teen Wolf: The Movie, premiering Thursday, January 26, 2023, on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
01:41
Cursed Friends
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022