The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Presidential Stock Options

Season 12 • 06/25/2007

Chevron wants a Fred Thompson victory.

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Tonight

Stephen invokes “"West Side Story"” for his Report intro.
06/20/2007
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Barack Tones

When Barack Obama rolls out his ringtones, Jon breaks out the glowsticks.
06/21/2007
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Stature of Liberty

Rob Riggle is proud to live in a country that has the lowest center of gravity in the Western World.
06/21/2007
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Greg Bear

Sci-fi author Greg Bear tells Jon about the not-so-distant future of technology and helping Homeland Security.
06/21/2007
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Moment of Zen - Smells Great

CNN has a thing for Mitt Romney.
06/21/2007
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Oh, the Places You'll Blow

Jon's commencement speech at the Taliban suicide bomber school didn't go over too well.
06/21/2007
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Steve Vogel

Steve Vogel tells Jon about the politics behind the construction of the Pentagon.
06/25/2007
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Non-Executive Decision

The federal government has three branches. Dick Cheney is the fourth.
06/25/2007
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Heart Attack

Jason Jones visits veterans who support and attack George W. Bush in the War on Words.
06/25/2007
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Dick Move

John Oliver guides us through the ancient history of a mythological Dick Cheney.
06/25/2007
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Moment of Zen - Presidential Stock Options

A Fred Thompson victory would mean a lot for Chevron.
06/25/2007
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Trendspotting - Credit

Demetri Martin dispenses tips on credit card usage - and accumulating massive debt.
06/26/2007
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Moviefone

Jon tries to contact Stephen, but only gets the "recording" version.
06/26/2007
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Decisions '07

Jon spins the Justice Kennedy Wheel for an update on Supreme Court decisions.
06/26/2007
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You Don't Know Dick - Safe

Why Cheney needs man-sized safes for workaday business is unclear -- unless he's been hiding bodies.
06/26/2007
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Bruce Willis

Bruce shares stories about working in a Jersey atomic plant and pitches a buddy movie with Jon.
06/26/2007
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Moment of Zen - Peru's Guinea Pig Festival

Peruvians celebrate their guinea pigs by dressing them up and then eating them.
06/26/2007
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The Kennedy Factor

Sam Bee gives Jon an update on the new tiebreaking vote in the Supreme Court.
06/26/2007
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You Don't Know Dick - Google Earth

Dick Cheney's residence appears on Google Earth only as an obscured mass of pixels.
06/27/2007
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Michael Moore

Michael Moore got bumped from Larry King for Paris Hilton.
06/27/2007
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Waiting to Inhale

If we don't breathe asbestos then the terrorists have won.
06/27/2007
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