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The Colbert Report
Intro - 11/18/09
Season 5 • 11/18/2009
Sarah Palin's 400-page book can do some damage when you throw it at a wolf from a helicopter.
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06:30
Paul Goldberger
The Colbert Report
S5
Paul Goldberger says buildings bring out our emotions and are part of our most profound memories.
11/16/2009
07:09
Kid Gloves - Marc Kielburger
The Colbert Report
S5
Marc Kielburger attempts to break the cycle of poverty by taking kids out of child labor and putting them in school.
11/17/2009
00:02
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S5
That's it for The Report, everybody.
11/17/2009
06:21
Better Know a District - California's 12th - Jackie Speier
The Colbert Report
S5
Representative Jackie Speier defends gay rights and shoots a viral skateboarding video for YouTube with Stephen.
11/17/2009
00:33
Intro - 11/17/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Congress cracks down on child labor, Stephen profiles California's 12th district, and Malcolm Gladwell talks about his new book.
11/17/2009
05:45
Malcolm Gladwell
The Colbert Report
S5
Malcolm Gladwell tries to get people to see connections between their own worlds and worlds outside of theirs.
11/17/2009
04:30
The Word - Grand Old Pity Party
The Colbert Report
S5
Fact checking and opposition research are the same thing to Sarah Palin because she knows the facts are out to get her.
11/18/2009
02:09
Eggo Waffles Shortage Alert
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen puts America on Waff-Con Four and calls on President Obama to open the strategic waffle reserves.
11/18/2009
04:37
ThreatDown - Quetzalcoatl, Santa Claus & Canadian Groin Kickers
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen refuses to apologize to Quetzalcoatl, Santa Claus could make you sick, and a Canadian woman kicks strangers in the balls.
11/18/2009
03:29
Norah Jones
The Colbert Report
S5
Norah Jones doesn't like her fans enough to get caught snorting coke in her underwear.
11/18/2009
00:35
Intro - 11/18/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Sarah Palin has a 400-page book, "2012" takes the world by storm, and Norah Jones talks about her famous father, Indiana.
11/18/2009
00:17
Sign Off - Thanks, Elvis Costello
The Colbert Report
S5
Elvis Costello will come back and do a song with Stephen when he gets his voice back.
11/19/2009
05:33
Tip/Wag - U.S. Speedskating Team, NY Lottery & William Phillips
The Colbert Report
S5
The U.S. Speedskating team wins at the World Cup, the New York Lottery goes upscale, and a fifth grader refuses to recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
11/19/2009
02:03
Stephen Shakes His Moneymaker
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen liquidates his investments and injects them into his ass after the Senate introduces a tax on plastic surgery.
11/19/2009
05:26
Celebrating the AK-47 - John Pike
The Colbert Report
S5
John Pike talks about the popularity of the AK-47 as the Russian designer celebrates his 90th birthday.
11/19/2009
00:36
Intro - 11/30/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Copenhagen hosts an environmental summit, Stephen talks to an advocate for nuclear disarmament, and Cevin Soling says schools have turned into prisons.
11/30/2009
00:33
Amateur Hour at the White House
The Colbert Report
S5
Joe Biden crashes President Obama's state dinner to get on "The Real Housewives of Delaware."
11/30/2009
05:39
Cevin Soling
The Colbert Report
S5
Cevin Soling says public schools have been transformed into prisons because of an overdependence on security.
11/30/2009
06:39
Something Is Melting in Denmark - Dan Esty
The Colbert Report
S5
Dan Esty believes President Obama will bring a change in spirit to the United Nations Climate Change Conference.
11/30/2009
06:27
Better Know a Lobby - Ploughshares Fund
The Colbert Report
S5
Joseph Cirincione plays "Sanction, Bomb, Marry?" with Iran, Pakistan and North Korea.
11/30/2009
00:03
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S5
That's it for the show, everybody.
11/30/2009
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