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Intro - 11/18/09
Season 5 • 11/18/2009
Sarah Palin's 400-page book can do some damage when you throw it at a wolf from a helicopter.
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06:30
The Colbert Report
S5
Paul Goldberger
Paul Goldberger says buildings bring out our emotions and are part of our most profound memories.
11/16/2009
07:09
The Colbert Report
S5
Kid Gloves - Marc Kielburger
Marc Kielburger attempts to break the cycle of poverty by taking kids out of child labor and putting them in school.
11/17/2009
00:02
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S5
Sign Off - Goodnight
That's it for The Report, everybody.
11/17/2009
06:21
The Colbert Report
S5
Better Know a District - California's 12th - Jackie Speier
Representative Jackie Speier defends gay rights and shoots a viral skateboarding video for YouTube with Stephen.
11/17/2009
00:33
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 11/17/09
Congress cracks down on child labor, Stephen profiles California's 12th district, and Malcolm Gladwell talks about his new book.
11/17/2009
05:45
The Colbert Report
S5
Malcolm Gladwell
Malcolm Gladwell tries to get people to see connections between their own worlds and worlds outside of theirs.
11/17/2009
04:30
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - Grand Old Pity Party
Fact checking and opposition research are the same thing to Sarah Palin because she knows the facts are out to get her.
11/18/2009
02:09
The Colbert Report
S5
Eggo Waffles Shortage Alert
Stephen puts America on Waff-Con Four and calls on President Obama to open the strategic waffle reserves.
11/18/2009
04:37
The Colbert Report
S5
ThreatDown - Quetzalcoatl, Santa Claus & Canadian Groin Kickers
Stephen refuses to apologize to Quetzalcoatl, Santa Claus could make you sick, and a Canadian woman kicks strangers in the balls.
11/18/2009
03:29
The Colbert Report
S5
Norah Jones
Norah Jones doesn't like her fans enough to get caught snorting coke in her underwear.
11/18/2009
00:35
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 11/18/09
Sarah Palin has a 400-page book, "2012" takes the world by storm, and Norah Jones talks about her famous father, Indiana.
11/18/2009
00:17
The Colbert Report
S5
Sign Off - Thanks, Elvis Costello
Elvis Costello will come back and do a song with Stephen when he gets his voice back.
11/19/2009
05:33
The Colbert Report
S5
Tip/Wag - U.S. Speedskating Team, NY Lottery & William Phillips
The U.S. Speedskating team wins at the World Cup, the New York Lottery goes upscale, and a fifth grader refuses to recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
11/19/2009
02:03
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen Shakes His Moneymaker
Stephen liquidates his investments and injects them into his ass after the Senate introduces a tax on plastic surgery.
11/19/2009
05:26
The Colbert Report
S5
Celebrating the AK-47 - John Pike
John Pike talks about the popularity of the AK-47 as the Russian designer celebrates his 90th birthday.
11/19/2009
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The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 11/30/09
Copenhagen hosts an environmental summit, Stephen talks to an advocate for nuclear disarmament, and Cevin Soling says schools have turned into prisons.
11/30/2009
00:33
The Colbert Report
S5
Amateur Hour at the White House
Joe Biden crashes President Obama's state dinner to get on "The Real Housewives of Delaware."
11/30/2009
05:39
The Colbert Report
S5
Cevin Soling
Cevin Soling says public schools have been transformed into prisons because of an overdependence on security.
11/30/2009
06:39
The Colbert Report
S5
Something Is Melting in Denmark - Dan Esty
Dan Esty believes President Obama will bring a change in spirit to the United Nations Climate Change Conference.
11/30/2009
06:27
The Colbert Report
S5
Better Know a Lobby - Ploughshares Fund
Joseph Cirincione plays "Sanction, Bomb, Marry?" with Iran, Pakistan and North Korea.
11/30/2009
00:03
The Colbert Report
S5
Sign Off - Goodnight
That's it for the show, everybody.
11/30/2009
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