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Season 9 • 03/06/2013
Brendan O'Connell shares his contemporary paintings of Wal-Mart shelves and shoppers.
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03:42
Dennis Tito's Mars Flyby Mission
The Colbert Report
S9
Millionaire space tourist Dennis Tito will send a married couple to Mars for the noblest reason there is: impatience.
03/05/2013
00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen says goodnight before take-off.
03/05/2013
00:27
Intro - 3/5/13
The Colbert Report
S9
President Obama says "Aloha" to Israel, and James Franco discusses his film, "Oz The Great and Powerful."
03/05/2013
01:22
Hugo Chavez & Jon Stewart Announcements
The Colbert Report
S9
The death of Hugo Chavez leaves a huge hole in South American politics, and The Daily Show gears up for a summer without Jon.
03/05/2013
06:22
James Franco
The Colbert Report
S9
"Oz The Great and Powerful" star James Franco chats about the "Wizard of Oz" prequel, wicked witches and "The Lord of the Rings."
03/05/2013
00:08
Sign Off - Tostitos Scoops
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen satisfies a craving.
03/06/2013
04:04
Voting Rights Act - Julian Bond
The Colbert Report
S9
Civil rights pioneer Julian Bond believes that the 1965 Voting Rights Act -- and the 13th Amendment -- should remain in place.
03/06/2013
02:46
"Snowquester"
The Colbert Report
S9
Winter Storm Saturn sweeps the country, but the media has a much better name for it.
03/06/2013
03:56
Thought for Food - Bloomberg & The Nacho Bliss Point
The Colbert Report
S9
Michael Bloomberg bans two-liter sodas from pizza deliveries, and the Nacho Industrial Complex discovers flavor combinations that create the greatest amount of crave.
03/06/2013
04:13
Voting Rights Act
The Colbert Report
S9
Thanks to Alabama, the law that banned the silencing of African Americans is finally coming before the Supreme Court.
03/06/2013
05:43
Brendan O'Connell
The Colbert Report
S9
The contemporary artist explains why he paints Jif jars and classic American blondes shopping in Wal-Mart.
03/06/2013
06:07
The Bachelor
The Colbert Report
S9
What girl wouldn't want to be with an eligible hunk who has a successful career as a contestant from last season's "Bachelorette?"
03/07/2013
00:07
Sign Off - Land of Romance
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen signs off with a glass of Chardonnay and a rose.
03/07/2013
05:35
North Korea's Armistice Breach & "We Are the World" Propaganda Video
The Colbert Report
S9
North Korea threatens to end its 60-year ceasefire with South Korea, and the world's most disturbing karaoke video foreshadows a nuclear attack on New York.
03/07/2013
00:06
Sign Off - "The Bible"
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen reads through "A Story of God and All of Us: A Novel Based on the Epic TV Miniseries 'The Bible.'"
03/25/2013
04:17
History Channel's "The Bible"
The Colbert Report
S9
Former "Touched by an Angel" star Roma Downey plays the Virgin Mary in "The Bible" miniseries, which she produced with her husband Mark Burnett.
03/25/2013
06:28
Junot Diaz
The Colbert Report
S9
The MacArthur Fellow discusses path to citizenship, education for undocumented immigrants and the "Superman Question."
03/25/2013
04:11
Colbert Super PAC - Ham Rove Memorial Conference Room
The Colbert Report
S9
A nonprofit salutes Stephen's dearly digested friend, Ham Rove, and Stephen gives tips to avoid any confusion between Karl Rove and Ham Rove at Easter dinner.
03/25/2013
05:55
Election of Pope Francis
The Colbert Report
S9
There is no more thrilling TV than live footage of the Vatican chimney, and Argentina's Jorge Bergoglio becomes the first pope named after St. Francis of Assisi.
03/25/2013
05:33
Eric Topol
The Colbert Report
S9
The cardiologist talks about his book, "The Creative Destruction of Medicine: How the Digital Revolution Will Create Better Health Care."
03/26/2013
03:17
Stephen Colbert Is Watching Your Kids - Whale Bone Porn
The Colbert Report
S9
Thanks to the Vancouver Maritime Museum, youngsters are going to head to the wharves for porn instead of the Internet.
03/26/2013
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