The Colbert Report
The Plight of Platonic Relationships
Season 9 • 11/08/2012
According to Scientific American, researchers find that men and women can't be "just friends."
Wind Power's Health HazardsThe Colbert ReportS9
Wind turbine syndrome might just seem like a collection of unrelated health complaints to the untrained eye, but untrained eye is also a symptom of wind turbine syndrome.
Nontraditional Non-White AmericaThe Colbert ReportS9
Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly claims that the presidential election wasn't decided by a "traditional" America, and MSNBC's Donny Deutsch reveals changing Senate demographics.
Polling Irregularities & Vote-by-Phone ScamThe Colbert ReportS9
Liberals across the country pull tricks at polling sites while robo-calls inform seniors that they can vote a day late.
Sign Off - Solace in a BottleThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen nurses a Bud Light Lime in silence.
Difference Makers - Stephen Dick Jr.The Colbert ReportS9
New York State slams an exotic dance club with back taxes, but owner Stephen Dick Jr. petitions for an arts exemption.
Nor'easter & Mitt RomneyThe Colbert ReportS9
The nor'easter is so powerful it wiped out the region's supply of t's and h's, and voters continue to stand with Mitt until Florida is counted.
Intro - 11/8/12The Colbert ReportS9
Art is a three-letter word for something unfortunate, scientists study friendship, and MSNBC host Rachel Maddow skips her show for The Report.
Rachel MaddowThe Colbert ReportS9
The MSNBC host talks about conservative election coverage and shares her book, "Drift: The Unmooring of American Military Power."
The Plight of Platonic RelationshipsThe Colbert ReportS9
Men are much more attracted to their female friends than vice versa -- and also more attracted to female acquaintances, female strangers and pictures of women on billboards.
Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Santa's PipeThe Colbert ReportS9
Anti-smoking activist Pamela McColl edits out two verses in "T'was the Night Before Christmas," but Santa needs his vice to unwind.
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Karl Rove & Jon StewartThe Colbert ReportS9
Billionaires go after Karl Rove's thumbs, while anonymous, scary Colbert Super PAC SHH! donors trace Jon Stewart and Stephen.
Ken BurnsThe Colbert ReportS9
The famous filmmaker talks about the Dust Bowl's devastation and the 1989 Central Park jogger case involving five innocent teens.
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Secret Second 501c4 - Trevor PotterThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen learns how to give Colbert Super PAC money to himself and thereby hide it forever from all eyes and use it in a way that he wishes.
David Petraeus's "All In" AffairThe Colbert ReportS9
CIA Director David Petraeus has an improper relationship with his biographer, which puts every biographer and subject, including Lincoln, under suspicion.
2072: Race to the White OrbThe Colbert ReportS9
The 2016 presidential election is really pre-heating up, but America needs to know the favorites for 2020 and 2072.
Tip/Wag - Pranab Mukherjee, Brazilian Scientists, Sonia SotomayorThe Colbert ReportS9
The Hindu festival of lights follows liberal orders, Brazil researchers cure erectile dysfunction in rats, and Justice Sonia Sotomayor knocks princesses.
Newt Gingrich Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS9
The former presidential candidate explores historical fiction, George Washington's leadership and America's future moon base.
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