The Colbert Report
Intro - 12/12/05
Season 1 • 12/12/2005
The war on Christmas: only 12 shopping days left to assault our precious traditions.
The Colbert ReportS1 Nationwide Secret Santa
An article about a town-wide Secret Santa program inspires Stephen to up the ante by starting one nationwide.
The Colbert ReportS1 Peggy Noonan
Peggy Noonan speaks with Stephen about her new book and President Bush's bad luck.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Satisfied?
A Native American group sues the government for $100 billion, but settles for a postage stamp.
The Colbert ReportS1 Movies That Are Destroying America - Christmas
Stephen recommends "Brokeback Mountain" for the family, but takes serious issue with "The Family Stone" and "The Chronicles of Narnia."
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Belly Achin'
Ford Motors recently made health insurance cuts, but that's the way it should be -- cars and health insurance have nothing to do with each other.
The Colbert ReportS1 Harry Smith
Harry Smith of "The Early Show" shares some his favorite interviews and narrowly avoids getting nailed.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Real Christmas
Stephen knows what Christmas is really about: fire, bull testicles, shoe-fruit and black elves.
The Colbert ReportS1 The In-Box - Custom Stamps
With the variety of Christmas stamps dwindling, Stephen recommends the use of customized photo stamps.
The Colbert ReportS1 Un-American News - Tootsie
A Spanish newspaper awards "Tootsie" a completely and totally un-American three-star rating.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 12/12/05
The war on Christmas, cuts in health insurance, foreign press and guest Harry Smith on this episode of The Colbert Report.
The Colbert ReportS1 Formidable Opponent - Steroids
Stephen and Stephen debate whether a crackdown on performance-enhancing drugs will save the world of sports or just rob it of its superstars.
The Colbert ReportS1 Fract - NBA
Not one of the 170 guards who the National Basketball Association employs has ever been accused of torturing a prisoner.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Lombardi
George W. Bush has played five great quarters so far. He never quits; he never pulls out.
The Colbert ReportS1 Bob Costas
Bob Costas reveals which sports are manly and which ones are just low-scoring European prance parties.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 12/13/05
Stephen determines what makes a great coach and learns about performance-enhancing steroids. Plus, Bob Costas will judge Stephen's triple salchow.
The Colbert ReportS1 The De-Ballification of the American Sportscape
Stephen demonstrates how the telestrator works on actual footage of Tony Blair playing soccer.
The Colbert ReportS1 Sign Off - Excellence in Everything
Stephen presents tonight's Colbert Report Special Report trophy for the Omnisport Award for Excellence in Everything.
The Colbert ReportS1 Sports Update
Stephen checks some of last night's sports scores by using the footage he can afford.
The Colbert ReportS1 King Kong
"King Kong" is an allegory for the times: Kong is Bush, Skull Island is Washington and Naomi Watts is America.
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