The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
A Veritable Kournikova
Season 5 E 95 • 02/14/2001

Dutch authorities have arrested the creator of the Anna Kournikova computer virus.

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Vance DeGeneres not so discretely informs Jon that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman are breaking up.
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Blackentine's Day

Mo Rocca offers a solution to the conflict between Valentine's Day and Black History Month: Blackentine's Day.
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Headlines - Academy Awards 2001 Pt. 1 - Roman Holiday

Jon Stewart goes over the 2001 Oscar nominations, drools over Russell Crowe and is not impressed with Tom Hanks.
02/13/2001
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Intro - 2/14/01

It's Valentine's Day 2001, featuring Jessica Alba, Lewis Black and Spiderman underoos.
02/14/2001
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Moment of Zen - Demolished Building

A Building is demolished and onlookers cheer in delight
02/14/2001
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Other News - Paws

At the 125th Westminster Dog Show in New York City, Special Times Just Right wins Best in Show.
02/14/2001
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Recap - 2/14/01

Jon recaps the top stories of the night: the Anna Kournikova computer virus and the Westminster Dog Show results.
02/14/2001
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Headlines - Asteroid!

NASA lands the spacecraft N.E.A.R. on Eros, a small-bodied asteroid.
02/14/2001
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Back In Black - Microchip Cures Pain and Gives Orgasm

Scientists have created a microchip that can be attached to a women's spine to alleviate her back pain -- and give her an orgasm.
02/14/2001
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Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba does her own stunts on "Dark Angel" because she wants to make everything look real.
02/14/2001
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E95
A Veritable Kournikova

Dutch authorities have arrested the creator of the Anna Kournikova computer virus.
02/14/2001
02:06

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E96
Pardons of the Rich

Someone may have exerted undue influence on the highest level of our nation's government simply because of their wealth.
02/15/2001
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Whacking the Pachyderm

Nancy Walls goes to southern Florida to see the most endangered species of all the elephant masturbator.
02/15/2001
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Moment of Zen - Plunges into Darkness

One minute a man is happily working in an elephant pen, the next, he plunges into darkness.
02/15/2001
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Wanda Sykes

Wanda Sykes prays everyday for President George W. Bush.
02/15/2001
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Hearts of Darkness

Jon covers two sides of Valentine's Day - nudist weddings in Jamaica and protests of right wing Hindus in India.
02/15/2001
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Investigate Gate

Capitol Hill investigates the botched handling of the 2000 election by the major TV networks and President Clinton pardons.
02/15/2001
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X-treme Fans

Stephen and Steve talk XFL football, insisting that the Maniax' Shante Sha-Ca-Carver needs more playing time.
02/20/2001
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1 for the Gipper

A poll asks who was the greatest U.S. president, with Journey coming in at number 10.
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Moment of Zen - Reagan Defends

Greatest president Ronald Reagan defends himself in court, saying he would give the money back.
02/20/2001
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Other News - Stupor Bowl X

The XFL's ratings continue to plummet, but NBC Entertainment President Jeff Zucker takes solace in Zeno's paradox.
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