The Colbert Report

Steve Martin Pt. 1

Season 6 • 12/08/2010

Steve Martin makes a Sherwin-Williams paint swatch worth millions of dollars in an art quiz.

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Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - The Pursuit of the Pharaoh's Phallus Pt. 1

Stephen's quest to solve the mystery of King Tut's missing penis leads him to renowned Egyptologist David Silverman.
12/06/2010
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The Word - Unrequited Gov

Maybe the Republicans will love President Obama if he repeals the estate tax, increases defense spending and privatizes Social Security.
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Poll to Repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell

A Pentagon study on the repeal of "don't ask, don't tell" is clearly biased towards service members who have no problem with gay people.
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Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - The Pursuit of the Pharaoh's Phallus Pt. 2

Stephen demands that the Egyptian government allow him to perform DNA tests on a mysterious penis to make sure it belongs to King Tut.
12/07/2010
02:51

The Colbert ReportS6
Extension of the Bush Tax Cuts

Extending the Bush tax cuts is the fresh injection of sameness that America's stagnant economy needs.
12/07/2010
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The Colbert ReportS6
David Eisenhower & Julie Nixon Eisenhower

David and Julie Eisenhower talk about what it was like to be with the man who invented the 1950s but didn't know how to use a telephone.
12/07/2010
00:03

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
12/07/2010
08:07

The Colbert ReportS6
Steve Martin Pt. 2

Frank Stella, Shepard Fairey and Andres Serrano help Stephen sell last year's portrait to Steve Martin.
12/08/2010
08:01

The Colbert ReportS6
Tip/Wag - Art Edition - Brent Glass

Steve Martin disappoints his audience by talking about art, Eric Cantor critiques an offensive video installation, and Brent Glass receives Stephen's rally jumpsuit.
12/08/2010
00:04

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - Steve Martin Mask

Stephen signs off with a Steve Martin mask.
12/08/2010
04:20

The Colbert ReportS6
Steve Martin Pt. 1

Steve Martin puts his art knowledge to the test by choosing between Ellsworth Kelly's "Green" and a Sherwin-Williams paint swatch.
12/08/2010
02:34

The Colbert ReportS6
Israel Shark Conspiracy

Stephen tries not to spread international Zionist conspiracies, but Israel working with sharks just makes too much sense.
12/09/2010
00:12

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - Christmas Party

Stephen can't wait to find out which part of his body he'll photocopy at the Christmas party.
12/09/2010
02:56

The Colbert ReportS6
Art Stephen Up Challenge - William Wegman

William Wegman kicks off the Art Stephen Up Challenge by adding his own artistic interpretation to Stephen's portrait.
12/09/2010
08:26

The Colbert ReportS6
International Manhunt for Julian Assange - Daniel Ellsberg

Daniel Ellsberg, the man who leaked the Pentagon Papers, says Julian Assange is definitely not a criminal.
12/09/2010
06:23

The Colbert ReportS6
Julie Taymor

Julie Taymor agrees that her version of "The Tempest" is "Lost" meets Harry Potter.
12/09/2010
00:32

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - Remembering Richard Holbrooke

Stephen remembers singing with Ambassador Richard Holbrooke and Willie Nelson.
12/13/2010
07:00

The Colbert ReportS6
Patti Smith

Patti Smith gives advice to young people who decide to throw away their lives and become artists.
12/13/2010
00:34

The Colbert ReportS6
Intro - 12/13/10

Stephen wants to feed the economy that Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt, sharpens his candy cane into a candy shiv and talks to Patti Smith about her memoir.
12/13/2010
03:23

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Found Goldman Sachs MasterCard

Each night that Goldman Sachs partner Buckley T. Ratchford doesn't come on the show, Stephen will reveal one digit of his credit card number.
12/13/2010
04:41

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The Word - Swift Payment

Poor people who sell their reproduction rights won't know the joy of raising a child, but they'll be able to buy a 52-inch flat screen.
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