Season 5 E 6 • 07/25/2001
Cartman heads off to spend his million dollars.
ClosingSouth Park E17
John Postem realizes that South Park will never love Harbucks the way he does. He decides to close down the shop.
The Underpants BusinessSouth Park E17
The boys go to the gnomes' cave and learn about their underpants business. The gnomes agree to tell them about corporate takeovers.
Harbucks WinsSouth Park E17
The boys present their speech, but it is in favor of Harbucks. The whole town agrees that Harbucks' coffee is better, so Harbucks is here to stay.
Artemis Clyde FrogSouth ParkS3 E7
Cartman imagines he is the baddest cowboy in the West, out to kill the president and Selma Hayak.
He's 22South ParkS3 E7
Shelley's older boyfriend shows up at the Cartman house and gives Eric a turd wedgie. Kitty gets aroused by Wild Animal World.
Because I'm 12South ParkS3 E7
Cartman gets some dirt on Shelley and Skyler on his Speak and Record Bear. Skyler ditches Shelley when she won't put out, while Kitty puts out for any cat that'll have her.
Cat SexSouth ParkS3 E7
When Kitty comes home to an empty house, she invites all her tomcat friends over for a kitty party. Cartman and Shelley plan to get Skyler back.
CatnipSouth ParkS3 E7
Cartman and Shelley come home to a wild cat orgy. Skyler shows up and gets doused in catnip and the horny cats attack.
Butt-for-BrainsSouth ParkS3 E12
Mark rolls into public school in a giant hamster ball. Cartman has had it with Mr. Garrison's name calling.
Looking to JesusSouth ParkS3 E16
Crowds have gathered outside Jesus' house to watch him emerge. People want answers about what's to come in the new millennium.
Inheritance WagonSouth ParkS5 E6
Cartman wheels his inheritance out of the bank on a wagon. He's on his way to spend it on his lifelong dream.
Three's a CrowdSouth ParkS5 E6
Cartman admits Butters and Clyde into Cartmanland to cover his security expenses, but now he needs a maintenance person.
The Book of JobSouth ParkS5 E6
Kyle's parents tell him about the Biblical Book of Job; the story of a man whose ideal life was ruined by God to make a point to Satan.
Amusing HimselfSouth ParkS5 E6
Riding the rides alone in his theme park, Cartman is probably the happiest he's ever been.
Cartmanland CommercialSouth ParkS5 E6
When Stan and Kyle see a commercial for Cartmanland saying they're not invited, they decide to show up there anyway.
Money QuestSouth ParkS5 E6
After the television show "Money Quest" does a story on Cartman and his business success, Kyle's condition takes a turn for the worse.
The Russell Crowe ShowSouth ParkS6 E5
After the boys strike a deal with Shelley in order to watch the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer during The Russell Crowe Show's commercial break, Cartman blows up the TV.
The TrailerSouth ParkS6 E5
The boys finally see the trailer for the new Terrance and Phillip movie and think it looks awesome.
Chef's New TVSouth ParkS6 E5
The boys go to Chef's house to watch the Terrance and Phillip movie trailer on his new plasma TV.
Happiest Christmas The Middle East Has Ever SeenSouth ParkS6 E17
Mr. Hankey arrives to take the boys to Santa Claus in the North Pole. Cartman sings with Mr. Hankey.
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