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Season 2 • 08/14/2006
Stephen Colbert is looking out for us all.
The Colbert ReportS2 Eli Pariser
Stephen asks MoveOn.org's Eli Pariser who he is, what he does and how he wants to destroy America.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Cappuccino
Eighty-six percent of Democrats may be against the war in Iraq, but America is like a cappuccino -- most of it is foam, and the real stuff is underneath.
The Colbert ReportS2 Exclusive - Better Know a District - California's 6th - Lynn Woolsey Pt. 1
Stephen and Representative Lynn Woolsey debate global warming.
The Colbert ReportS2 Liquids on Planes
New FAA regulations prevent air travelers from bringing liquids aboard airplanes -- and Stephen travels with a lot of liquids.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 8/14/06
Stephen gives a shout-out to his squash partners.
The Colbert ReportS2 Ramesh Ponnuru
Ramesh Ponnuru explains how activist judges and embryonic stem cell research contribute to the Democrats status as the party of death.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen's Sound Advice - Protecting Your Online Identity
Stephen gives a few tips on how to stay safe on the Internet and the best way to clean your computer.
The Colbert ReportS2 French Fries
Stephen is upset that Congress has reversed their greatest accomplishment by changing "freedom fries" back to French fries.
The Colbert ReportS2 Jon's Apology
Jon Stewart becomes the first entry on Stephen's Called Out board before finally walking a mile in Geraldo's mustache.
The Colbert ReportS2 Peaceland
A cease-fire between Hezbollah and Israel brings an end to Stephen's quest for World War III.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - E-Mail Password
America, rest assured -- Stephen is looking out for you through the Internet.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - El Comandante
For Fidel Castro's 80th birthday he got what Stephen's always wanted -- a visit from Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
The Colbert ReportS2 Alan Schlesinger
The Bush administration is not hanging Senate candidate Alan Schlesinger out to dry -- they are hanging him out to moisten.
The Colbert ReportS2 Let's Make This Happen
Stephen Colbert surpassed Chuck Norris in votes to name a bridge in Hungary after him.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Historic Hoax
Stephen offers NASA the use of his studio so they can re-shoot the "moon landing."
The Colbert ReportS2 Morgan Spurlock
Stephen asks Morgan Spurlock why he'd want to know what other people's lives are like.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 8/16/06
Stephen celebrates Fidel Castro, looks back at the Cold War and interviews FX host Morgan Spurlock.
The Colbert ReportS2 Was It Really That Bad? - Cold War
The Berlin Wall provided career-defining moments for President Reagan and German metal band the Scorpions.
The Colbert ReportS2 Continuity
Viewers alert Stephen to the fact that Killer is on a commando mission to rescue Stephen Jr. and couldn't possibly have been on the previous night's show.