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Season 2 • 08/14/2006
Stephen Colbert is looking out for us all.
Better Know a District - California's 6th - Lynn WoolseyThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wristwrestles Representative Lynn Woolsey, whose district is home to the World Wristwrestling Championship.
Eli PariserThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks MoveOn.org's Eli Pariser who he is, what he does and how he wants to destroy America.
The Word - CappuccinoThe Colbert ReportS2
Eighty-six percent of Democrats may be against the war in Iraq, but America is like a cappuccino -- most of it is foam, and the real stuff is underneath.
Liquids on PlanesThe Colbert ReportS2
New FAA regulations prevent air travelers from bringing liquids aboard airplanes -- and Stephen travels with a lot of liquids.
Intro - 8/14/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen gives a shout-out to his squash partners.
Ramesh PonnuruThe Colbert ReportS2
Ramesh Ponnuru explains how activist judges and embryonic stem cell research contribute to the Democrats status as the party of death.
Stephen's Sound Advice - Protecting Your Online IdentityThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen gives a few tips on how to stay safe on the Internet and the best way to clean your computer.
French FriesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is upset that Congress has reversed their greatest accomplishment by changing "freedom fries" back to French fries.
Jon's ApologyThe Colbert ReportS2
Jon Stewart becomes the first entry on Stephen's Called Out board before finally walking a mile in Geraldo's mustache.
PeacelandThe Colbert ReportS2
A cease-fire between Hezbollah and Israel brings an end to Stephen's quest for World War III.
Sign Off - E-Mail PasswordThe Colbert ReportS2
America, rest assured -- Stephen is looking out for you through the Internet.
The Word - El ComandanteThe Colbert ReportS2
For Fidel Castro's 80th birthday he got what Stephen's always wanted -- a visit from Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
Alan SchlesingerThe Colbert ReportS2
The Bush administration is not hanging Senate candidate Alan Schlesinger out to dry -- they are hanging him out to moisten.
Let's Make This HappenThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen Colbert surpassed Chuck Norris in votes to name a bridge in Hungary after him.
Sign Off - Historic HoaxThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen offers NASA the use of his studio so they can re-shoot the "moon landing."
Morgan SpurlockThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks Morgan Spurlock why he'd want to know what other people's lives are like.
Intro - 8/16/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen celebrates Fidel Castro, looks back at the Cold War and interviews FX host Morgan Spurlock.
Was It Really That Bad? - Cold WarThe Colbert ReportS2
The Berlin Wall provided career-defining moments for President Reagan and German metal band the Scorpions.
ContinuityThe Colbert ReportS2
Viewers alert Stephen to the fact that Killer is on a commando mission to rescue Stephen Jr. and couldn't possibly have been on the previous night's show.
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