The Colbert Report
ThreatDown - Christmas Style
Season 2 • 12/11/2006
Bats are nothing but tiny flying bears.
The Colbert ReportS2 David Gregory
NBC White House Correspondent David Gregory is out there, and it is not good to have him with the human race.
The Colbert ReportS2 Francis Collins
Dr. Francis Collins tries to convince Stephen that evolution is God's plan for giving upgrades.
The Colbert ReportS2 Green Screen Challenge - Counter Challenge
Stephen accepts the Decemberists counter-counter challenge and invites them to be on the show to settle this.
The Colbert ReportS2 Alpha Dog of the Week - John Bolton
No one's more suitable than John Bolton for the United Nations ambassador position, unless his successor is a bulldozer.
The Colbert ReportS2 Jack Kingston
Representative Jack Kingston is brave enough to stand up to the five-day work week madness.
The Colbert ReportS2 Defending Rosie
Stephen defends Rosie O'Donnell since he knows what it's like to be attacked by the Peking PC police.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 12/11/06
Stephen questions Congress' five-day work week, and discusses the biggest threats in this year's war on Christmas.
The Colbert ReportS2 The White Christmas Album
Look, John Lennon, keep your hippie politics out of Stephen's Christmas carols.
The Colbert ReportS2 Peter Singer
"The Ethics of What We Eat: Why Our Food Choices Matter" author Dr. Peter Singer tells Stephen that human beings are speciesists.
The Colbert ReportS2 Got Your Back
Stephen doesn't have time to answer your letters, but he can send out a few confidential replies.
The Colbert ReportS2 ThreatDown - Christmas Style
Stephen defends Christmas by announcing its five biggest threats.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - New Members of Congress at the Kennedy School
Nancy Pelosi thinks Stephen won't finish all 434 congressional districts, but Stephen better knows several new Congressmen when he speaks at the Kennedy School of Government.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Post-Show Taco Bell Chalupa Chow-Down
With another flawless show under his belt, Stephen's ready for his usual post-show Taco Bell chalupa chow-down. Mmm, chalupa meat.
The Colbert ReportS2 Augusto Pinochet's Coup
Former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet -- one of Stephen's childhood inspirations -- has passed away, and there are guards prepared to capture his spirit at his funeral.
The Colbert ReportS2 Dan Savage
Stephen and sex columnist Dan Savage reveal their porn names.
The Colbert ReportS2 Who's Honoring Me Now? - Merriam-Webster's Word of the Year
Despite criticism during the first ever episode of The Colbert Report, Merriam-Webster's dictionary is making "Truthiness" its Word of the Year for 2006.
The Colbert ReportS2 Shout Out! - Beef Hammer Flag
Stephen gives a shout out to two soldiers stationed in Afghanistan who sent him an American flag flown during Mission Beef Hammer.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 12/12/06
America moves on from the Iraq Study Group report, Better Know a District returns, and Stephen advises gay sex columnist Dan Savage.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Casualty of War
The Iraq Study Group report stated that there is underreporting of violence in Iraq. Stephen wants to know, if we're underreporting it, why are we still reporting it so high?
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen Jr.'s Christmas Miracle
Despite a solar power snafu, Stephen Jr. has been located -- unfortunately in Canada.
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