The Colbert Report

ThreatDown - Christmas Style

Season 2 • 12/11/2006

Bats are nothing but tiny flying bears.

More

Watching

01:37

The Colbert ReportS2
David Gregory

NBC White House Correspondent David Gregory is out there, and it is not good to have him with the human race.
12/07/2006
06:30

The Colbert ReportS2
Francis Collins

Dr. Francis Collins tries to convince Stephen that evolution is God's plan for giving upgrades.
12/07/2006
02:36

The Colbert ReportS2
Green Screen Challenge - Counter Challenge

Stephen accepts the Decemberists counter-counter challenge and invites them to be on the show to settle this.
12/07/2006
01:05

The Colbert ReportS2
Alpha Dog of the Week - John Bolton

No one's more suitable than John Bolton for the United Nations ambassador position, unless his successor is a bulldozer.
12/07/2006
04:00

The Colbert ReportS2
Jack Kingston

Representative Jack Kingston is brave enough to stand up to the five-day work week madness.
12/11/2006
03:19

The Colbert ReportS2
Defending Rosie

Stephen defends Rosie O'Donnell since he knows what it's like to be attacked by the Peking PC police.
12/11/2006
00:35

The Colbert ReportS2
Intro - 12/11/06

Stephen questions Congress' five-day work week, and discusses the biggest threats in this year's war on Christmas.
12/11/2006
01:16

The Colbert ReportS2
The White Christmas Album

Look, John Lennon, keep your hippie politics out of Stephen's Christmas carols.
12/11/2006
06:37

The Colbert ReportS2
Peter Singer

"The Ethics of What We Eat: Why Our Food Choices Matter" author Dr. Peter Singer tells Stephen that human beings are speciesists.
12/11/2006
00:48

The Colbert ReportS2
Got Your Back

Stephen doesn't have time to answer your letters, but he can send out a few confidential replies.
12/11/2006
03:36

The Colbert ReportS2
ThreatDown - Christmas Style

Stephen defends Christmas by announcing its five biggest threats.
12/11/2006
03:37

The Colbert ReportS2
Better Know a District - New Members of Congress at the Kennedy School

Nancy Pelosi thinks Stephen won't finish all 434 congressional districts, but Stephen better knows several new Congressmen when he speaks at the Kennedy School of Government.
12/12/2006
00:18

The Colbert ReportS2
Sign Off - Post-Show Taco Bell Chalupa Chow-Down

With another flawless show under his belt, Stephen's ready for his usual post-show Taco Bell chalupa chow-down. Mmm, chalupa meat.
12/12/2006
01:43

The Colbert ReportS2
Augusto Pinochet's Coup

Former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet -- one of Stephen's childhood inspirations -- has passed away, and there are guards prepared to capture his spirit at his funeral.
12/12/2006
05:09

The Colbert ReportS2
Dan Savage

Stephen and sex columnist Dan Savage reveal their porn names.
12/12/2006
02:26

The Colbert ReportS2
Who's Honoring Me Now? - Merriam-Webster's Word of the Year

Despite criticism during the first ever episode of The Colbert Report, Merriam-Webster's dictionary is making "Truthiness" its Word of the Year for 2006.
12/12/2006
03:06

The Colbert ReportS2
Shout Out! - Beef Hammer Flag

Stephen gives a shout out to two soldiers stationed in Afghanistan who sent him an American flag flown during Mission Beef Hammer.
12/12/2006
00:28

The Colbert ReportS2
Intro - 12/12/06

America moves on from the Iraq Study Group report, Better Know a District returns, and Stephen advises gay sex columnist Dan Savage.
12/12/2006
03:11

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - Casualty of War

The Iraq Study Group report stated that there is underreporting of violence in Iraq. Stephen wants to know, if we're underreporting it, why are we still reporting it so high?
12/12/2006
04:35

The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen Jr.'s Christmas Miracle

Despite a solar power snafu, Stephen Jr. has been located -- unfortunately in Canada.
12/13/2006
06:14

The Colbert ReportS2
Doris Kearns Goodwin

Historian Doris Kearns Goodwin tells Stephen that if Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he might be the host of The Colbert Report.
12/13/2006
You may also like5 Videos
Trailer
00:15

The Daily ShowS28
The Daily Show Welcomes Guest Host John Leguizamo

Comedian and actor John Leguizamo takes a seat at The Daily Show desk as guest host, starting Monday at 11/10c.
03/24/2023
Trailer
01:00

Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack

A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
02:29

A Familiar Face Returns in Teen Wolf: The Movie

Derek Hale finds himself fighting for his life when a skilled hunter tracks down him and his son Eli in Teen Wolf: The Movie, premiering Thursday, January 26, 2023, on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
01:41

Cursed Friends
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends

Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022
Trailer
01:22

Out of Office
Out of Office Explores Remote Work Absurdity

A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
09/19/2022