The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Moment of Zen - Pat Morita Sings
Season 5 • 09/06/2000
Pat Morita sings the national anthem.
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Instead of listening, Jon's thinking of getting work as a game show host when he gets fired.
DebatesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Bush wants his podium to be "Homebase", while Gore wants to debate "Mexican Style."
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Steve Carell addresses the great strides Klingons have made in assimilation.
This Just In - Casino EvilThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The millionaire mogul noted that Native American gambling establishments are among the most cost-effective because they use every party of the casino.
CommentThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
George W. Bush regrets that his comment about a New York Times reporter made it to the public air waves.
Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - ConventionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon confirms a couple of things: cookies and ass go together and Governor Bush was not sexually aroused by his presidential nomination.
Zodiac Buzz KillerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Stacey Grenrock-Woods explains that due to thousands of years of space recklessly expanding, astrology may be gravely flawed.
Headlines - Kofi's ChoiceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
World leaders hold a summit at the United Nations, Steve Carell gives a traffic update on the Manhattan area and "Big Brother" offers a bribe to any contestant on the show.
Greg KinnearThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Greg Kinnear talks about going to the set of "General Hospital" and taking up the dangerous hobby of flying.
Other News - Razor BurnThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Children are folded in half, stuffed in backpacks and carried to hospitals after scooter injuries skyrocket.
Moment of Zen - Pat Morita SingsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Pat Morita sings the national anthem at the Democratic National Convention.
Indecision 2000 - Round-UpThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
If the average wrestling fan were old enough to vote, it would be a write-in for more boobs.
A Slick CampaignThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
No one would have thought that a town's fortunes could be turned around by a lop-sided, yellowish, garlic looking, blob with a huge green ass.
Moment of Zen - Putin the Hurt OnThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Vladimir Putin, dressed in a gi, throws a man to the ground.
Spinal TapThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Over the years, Spinal Tap has realized that you can only fall so far before you bounce.
Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Bring It OnThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Frank DeCaro hasn't felt this much white guilt since Michael Bolton sang "Dock of the Bay."
Headlines - Shooting for GoldThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Human growth hormone is the performance enhancing drug of choice for the on-the-go athlete.
Headlines - Nighty KnightThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Indiana University is not going to have Bobby Knight to kick it around anymore.
This Just In - Emmy Given SundayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The big Emmy winners are the gay "Will & Grace" and the flaming "West Wing."
Popular Music Omnibus - VMAsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Nancy Walls reports on MTV's thrice-yearly annual music video awards.
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