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Sign Off - Spider Reagan

Season 9 • 09/09/2013

Obama battles Spider Reagan.

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03:30

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John Prine

Folk legend John Prine recalls his time working as a mailman and explains why he's opposed to twerking.
09/05/2013
03:34

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cOlbert's Book Club & The Couch Bunker

Stephen assigns any book by J.D. Salinger except "Catcher in the Rye" and touts the latest product in home protection.
09/05/2013
00:35

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Intro - 9/5/13

Christine Quinn and Bill de Blasio vie for New York City mayor, gun owners get good news, and acoustic legend John Prine joins Stephen.
09/05/2013
05:00

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Kitten Subway Crisis & The New York City Mayoral Race

Mayoral candidate Joe Lhota goes after the key anti-kitten demographic after two lost kittens shut down America's largest transportation system.
09/05/2013
04:40

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Smile File - Ariel Castro & The Eric Bolling Sunshine Express

Fox News' Eric Bolling recommends that more prisoners should hang themselves like Ariel Castro to save taxpayer dollars.
09/05/2013
02:52

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Egypt's Stork Bust

With tensions running high in Egypt, everyone suspects everyone else of espionage, including birds.
09/09/2013
03:04

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Ronald Reagan on the Syrian Conflict

Conservatives like Bill O'Reilly have an unconditional ability to know what Super Reagan would do at any given time.
09/09/2013
05:59

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Billie Jean King

Tennis legend Billie Jean King talks about her 1973 "Battle of the Sexes" match against Bobby Riggs.
09/09/2013
04:57

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Tip/Wag - Iowa, Bigger Pants & Recent Articles

Disability rights activists support gun permits for the blind, bigger pants make Stephen feel thinner, and recent articles ruin the fun in dissected human cadavers.
09/09/2013
03:42

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Syrian Conflict Action Plan

Congress knows that the only thing less popular than attacking Syria is Congress, so clearly, Congress must approve an attack on Syria.
09/09/2013
00:09

The Colbert ReportS9
Sign Off - Spider Reagan

Stephen plays with political action figures.
09/09/2013
05:44

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cOlbert's Book Club - Tobias Wolff & "The Catcher in the Rye"

"This Boy's Life" author Tobias Wolff explains why he prefers Holden Caulfield to J.D. Salinger's Glass family.
09/10/2013
03:57

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cOlbert's Book Club - J.D. Salinger

America chooses not to attack Syria, and Stephen gets ready to discuss the biggest initials in 20th century literature.
09/10/2013
05:49

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cOlbert's Book Club - Shane Salerno on J.D. Salinger

"Salinger" author and director Shane Salerno talks about J.D. Salinger's lost love Oona O'Neill and the reason for Seymour Glass' suicide in "A Perfect Day for Bananafish."
09/10/2013
04:56

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cOlbert's Book Club - Better Know a Salinger

J.D. Salinger flunked out of school his sophomore year because he hadn't read the sophomore book assignment -- because he hadn't written it yet.
09/10/2013
00:21

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Sign Off - cOlbert's Book Club - J.D. Salinger's Glass Family

Stephen thanks members of the fictional Glass family.
09/10/2013
03:51

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Barack Obama's Footgate & Secret Muslim Code

Conservative radio host Andrew Shea King accuses Obama of supporting the Muslim Brotherhood because he put his foot on the Oval Office desk.
09/11/2013
02:56

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America's Got Serious Reservations About This - Syria

President Obama tries to sell Americans on a Syria strike, but Russia outmaneuvers the U.S. on a chemical weapons surrender plan.
09/11/2013
04:08

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Sheryl Crow

Grammy winner Sheryl Crow talks about country music and anti-war activism.
09/11/2013
03:09

The Colbert ReportS9
New York City Mayoral Primary

Anti-kitten Republican Joe Lhota moves to the general election, and Democratic candidate Bill de Blasio wins the gay vote against a lesbian.
09/11/2013
02:38

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America's Got Serious Reservations About This - Syria - Rand Paul

Senator Rand Paul says no to diplomacy, no to Obama's plan and no to regime change in Syria.
09/11/2013
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