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Intro - 6/26/07

Season 3 • 06/26/2007

Ton Blair is meeting with the Pope -- maybe he can get the Swiss Guard sent to Iraq.

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06:10

Tom Hayden
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Tom Hayden, author of "Ending the War in Iraq," was one of the Chicago Seven. He's about to meet all of the Colbert One.
06/25/2007
04:15

The Word - Fourth Branch
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Dick Cheney is our shadow leader and he can stick his papers where the sun don't shine.
06/25/2007
00:12

Sign Off - Contract
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Even if you didn't like tonight's show, Stephen will still see you tomorrow.
06/25/2007
04:16

The Word - Elsewhere
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The Bush administration is thinking of closing the prison at Guantanamo Bay and moving it elsewhere. Stephen figures they'll move it to Mars, and he knows exactly why.
06/26/2007
02:18

Christmas in June
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It's June 26, 2007, and Stephen is ringing in the yuletide spirit early by combining his tree-lighting ceremony with the 4th of July.
06/26/2007
01:55

Tony Blair's Conversion
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Prime Minister Tony Blair may be converting to Catholicism, according to a priest who heard it from a bishop who heard it from a cardinal who read it in the British tabloids.
06/26/2007
00:09

Sign Off - Visions of Sugarplums
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Stephen signs off, hoping that visions of sugarplums dance in your heads -- for six months.
06/26/2007
01:54

Alpha Dog of the Week - Fred Thompson
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Fred Thompson's ex-girlfriends are lining up to endorse him, so Stephen is rewarding the potential presidential candidate's ability to do it Alpha-Doggie style.
06/26/2007
06:29

David France
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David France tells Stephen about the science that further supports the theory that homosexuality is genetic, but must admit that not all the science has been scienced.
06/26/2007
01:12

Christmas Presents
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The Mexican government is upset that the U.S. government built a fence on its side of the border. Stephen assures them it was a Christmas present.
06/26/2007
00:29

Intro - 6/26/07
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Tonight: Ton Blair meets with the Pope, the Administration considers closing Gitmo, and guest David France tells Stephen that gaydar is real.
06/26/2007
02:08

Give Stephen an iPhone
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Stephen was outraged to find out that three major newspapers received iPhones before he did, so he reviewed an imaginary one and gave it zero stars.
06/27/2007
06:09

Tom Blanton
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Professional tattle-tale Tom Blanton explains to Stephen why the Freedom of Information Act is so important and what freedom is all about.
06/27/2007
05:54

Daniel Gilbert
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Daniel Gilbert talks about his new book and tells Stephen that money doesn't buy happiness, kids are a pain in the ass and marriage and religion will make you happy.
06/27/2007
05:28

Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - Shaq
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Shaquille O'Neal sells-out fast-food marketing, Sinead O'Connor still hates Jesus, Harry Potter spoilers aren't so bad and the Transformers movie is not trustworthy.
06/27/2007
00:30

Intro - 6/27/07
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Stephen tells the CIA how to get blood out of their clothing, tries to figure out the secrets of Harry Potter's tricks and makes author Daniel Gilbert unhappy.
06/27/2007
00:16

Sign Off - Going on Vacation
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Stephen's going on vacation for two weeks, but don't get too depressed -- think of the reruns as me-runs.
06/28/2007
04:44

Colbert Platinum - Luxury Car Wrecks
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All right, billionaires, put down your diamond-encrusted diamond encruster and tune into the latest edition of Colbert Platinum.
06/28/2007
02:59

Civil Unrest in Iran
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The Iranian government began rationing gas to its citizens, causing long lines and riots. This is fantastic news -- Iran today is like America in the 1970s.
06/28/2007
00:34

Intro - 6/28/07
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Tonight: A Republican senator turns against the war, a segment for high-income viewers, and Stephen shows guest Doug Bailey his centrist finger.
06/28/2007
05:28

Doug Bailey
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Doug Bailey's Unity '08 party is trying to draft candidates by popular demand, including Michael Bloomberg, Tom Brokaw, and Stephen.
06/28/2007
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