The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 5 • 09/05/2000
George W. Bush gives us a glimpse of how wars might start if he was president.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Nouveau Rich
Millions of Americans throw thousands of drunken parties to celebrate the death of friendship, trust and scruples.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Vincent D'Onofrio
Vincent D'Onofrio tells Jon what he did with the throne he got from one of his movies.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Japanese Santa
A Japanese man dressed as Santa Claus wishes everyone a Merry Christmas.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Other News - Living Kringle
Copenhagen hosts an international Santa convention, the likes of which a world of now-heartbroken children have never seen.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Item of the Week - US Magazine
Laura Bush tells US Magazine that her husband is smarter than he appears.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Bush is Polite
President Bush has no problem calling New York Times journalists like he sees them.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Donal Logue
Instead of listening, Jon's thinking of getting work as a game show host when he gets fired.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Debates
Bush wants his podium to be "Homebase", while Gore wants to debate "Mexican Style."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Warped Factor 9
Steve Carell addresses the great strides Klingons have made in assimilation.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 This Just In - Casino Evil
The millionaire mogul noted that Native American gambling establishments are among the most cost-effective because they use every party of the casino.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Comment
George W. Bush regrets that his comment about a New York Times reporter made it to the public air waves.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Convention
Jon confirms a couple of things: cookies and ass go together and Governor Bush was not sexually aroused by his presidential nomination.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Zodiac Buzz Killer
Stacey Grenrock-Woods explains that due to thousands of years of space recklessly expanding, astrology may be gravely flawed.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Kofi's Choice
World leaders hold a summit at the United Nations, Steve Carell gives a traffic update on the Manhattan area and "Big Brother" offers a bribe to any contestant on the show.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Greg Kinnear
Greg Kinnear talks about going to the set of "General Hospital" and taking up the dangerous hobby of flying.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Other News - Razor Burn
Children are folded in half, stuffed in backpacks and carried to hospitals after scooter injuries skyrocket.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Pat Morita Sings
Pat Morita sings the national anthem at the Democratic National Convention.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Indecision 2000 - Round-Up
If the average wrestling fan were old enough to vote, it would be a write-in for more boobs.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 A Slick Campaign
No one would have thought that a town's fortunes could be turned around by a lop-sided, yellowish, garlic looking, blob with a huge green ass.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Putin the Hurt On
Vladimir Putin, dressed in a gi, throws a man to the ground.
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