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Toby Keith
Season 4 • 07/28/2008
Toby Keith talks about writing his Southern comedy "Beer for My Horses."
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05:24
Laurie Goodstein
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen asks Laurie Goodstein why Anglicans can't just ordain gay priests and then not talk about it -- like the Catholics.
07/24/2008
06:08
Garrett Reisman
The Colbert Report
S4
Astronaut Garrett Reisman tells Stephen he wrote the secret codes to the self-destruct mechanism on his WristStrong bracelet.
07/24/2008
03:14
ThreatDown - Greek Courts
The Colbert Report
S4
You don't have to be from Lesbos to be a lesbian.
07/24/2008
03:17
John McCain's Sausage Party
The Colbert Report
S4
While Barack Obama delivers a speech to thousands of fans in Germany, John McCain eats lunch at Schmidt's Sausage Haus.
07/24/2008
00:15
Decoder Rings
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen has a message for his viewers who have Colbert Report decoder rings: there are no decoder rings.
07/24/2008
00:38
Intro - 7/24/08
The Colbert Report
S4
The Anglican church is split over gay priests. It's the biggest religious controversy since Scientologists decided to admit gay thetans.
07/24/2008
04:01
Trigger Happy - D.C. v. Heller
The Colbert Report
S4
Allowing former convicts to have guns will give them the confidence to go out and make new friends and/or hostages.
07/28/2008
04:34
Heroic Refusal to Discuss Robert Novak
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen takes some calls to hear what his viewers think about his difficult decision to not talk about Robert Novak.
07/28/2008
03:17
Obama Returns
The Colbert Report
S4
John McCain warns the media that Barack Obama is not the man he appears to be, because he appears to be president.
07/28/2008
00:36
Intro - 7/28/08
The Colbert Report
S4
Barack Obama returns from his trip overseas. Stephen hopes he brought back the present he asked for: a concession speech.
07/28/2008
04:18
Toby Keith
The Colbert Report
S4
With "Beer for My Horses," Stephen worries that Toby Keith will start hanging out with Sean Penn and chaining himself to whales.
07/28/2008
03:39
The Word - Honest Belief
The Colbert Report
S4
The torture memo ends torture by helping people believe they've never done it.
07/29/2008
03:30
McCain's Mustache
The Colbert Report
S4
The right mustache will help John McCain reach key demographics, like truck drivers, porn stars and gay porn stars.
07/29/2008
00:34
Intro - 7/29/08
The Colbert Report
S4
There are new guidelines for CIA interrogators, but you'll never get them out of Stephen.
07/29/2008
05:55
Eric Roston
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen asks Eric Roston if he believes carbon is the Al Qaeda of elements.
07/29/2008
05:48
Better Know a District - New York's 14th - Carolyn Maloney
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen wants to know if his breast pump is distracting Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney.
07/29/2008
04:42
The Word - Save Ferris
The Colbert Report
S4
Our nation's Tilt-A-Whirl operators are feeling the crunch, and not just when the Tilt-A-Whirl collapses on them.
07/30/2008
04:13
Crosby, Stills & Nash Pt. 1
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen asks Crosby, Stills & Nash if it's hard to redo the stationery every time Neil Young drops out of the band.
07/30/2008
00:30
Intro - 7/30/08
The Colbert Report
S4
America's state fairs are in trouble. Where will we step on strangers' vomit now?
07/30/2008
02:33
Canton Apology
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen didn't mean to call Canton, Georgia crappy. He actually meant Canton, Kansas.
07/30/2008
02:23
Spiders for Stephen!
The Colbert Report
S4
Jason Bond is naming a spider after Stephen and all he had to do was shamelessly beg on national television.
07/30/2008
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