The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 09/20/2007
Stephen responds to a blistering rebuttal to last night's word.
Naomi WolfThe Colbert ReportS3
Naomi Wolf says America is on the road to fascism. Stephen calls Head of Secret Police!
Intro - 9/19/07The Colbert ReportS3
A college student is tasered at a Kerry speech, America is taking forever to turn into a fascist state and Stephen's carbon footprint is Prada.
Colbert Platinum - Green EditionThe Colbert ReportS3
We should all learn to recycle like Louis Vuitton and the new patchwork bag.
The Word - SolitarityThe Colbert ReportS3
If that young man who was tasered expected his peers to rise up in protest, he was asking the wrong generation.
The Word - Market ForcesThe Colbert ReportS3
When it comes to getting killed, innocent Iraqis have never had so many choices.
Jeffrey ToobinThe Colbert ReportS3
Jeffrey Toobin, author of "The Nine," takes Stephen inside the world of the Supreme Court and reveals whether they have secret handshakes.
Intro - 9/20/07The Colbert ReportS3
Tonight, Stephen investigates a U.S. contractor getting kicked out of Iraq, reports on Russian population initiatives and interviews legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin.
ThreatDown - UsThe Colbert ReportS3
Tonight's threats are salad, Slavic intercourse, el Chupacabra, the Bingham Company and us.
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Mayo KitchenThe Colbert ReportS3
The hottest new restaurant in Tokyo is the Mayonnaise Kitchen, where you can get mayo on everything.
Rabbi FishThe Colbert ReportS3
Tomorrow is the last chance for the children of Israel to own up to whatever it is they've done to Stephen.
Blistering RebuttalThe Colbert ReportS3
How are you supposed to protest an abuse of authority when an authority figure told you not to?
Alpha Dog of the Week - HonniballThe Colbert ReportS3
Percy Honniball is man enough to use the tool belt God gave him.
Intro - 9/24/07The Colbert ReportS3
Iran's president speaks at an Ivy League university, Congress censures MoveOn.org and Stephen nails Thomas Friedman.
Thomas L. FriedmanThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks Thomas Friedman what it feels like to be a guy who's passionate about UPS.
The Metric SystemThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen's been railing against the metric system since he was a midday anchor in 1987.
The Word - Na Na-Na Na Na NaThe Colbert ReportS3
We owe a debt of gratitude to the Senate for reminding us that words can hurt.
Sign Off - Stephen Accepts Your ApologiesThe Colbert ReportS3
This year 1-888-OOPS-JEW shared the line with 1-888-MOPS-KEY, a consumer help line for finding the best prices on janitorial equipment.
Intro - 9/25/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen sits down with author John Grisham and learns that half of the world's languages are going extinct.
No Nuclear IranThe Colbert ReportS3
The New York Times issues a mea culpa for giving MoveOn.org the "blame America" discount.
K. David HarrisonThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks K. David Harrison, author of "When Languages Die," if he's translating his book into any dying languages.
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