The Colbert Report

Blistering Rebuttal

Season 3 • 09/20/2007

Stephen responds to a blistering rebuttal to last night's word.

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06:25

Naomi Wolf
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Naomi Wolf says America is on the road to fascism. Stephen calls Head of Secret Police!
09/19/2007
00:35

Intro - 9/19/07
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A college student is tasered at a Kerry speech, America is taking forever to turn into a fascist state and Stephen's carbon footprint is Prada.
09/19/2007
04:22

Colbert Platinum - Green Edition
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We should all learn to recycle like Louis Vuitton and the new patchwork bag.
09/19/2007
04:52

The Word - Solitarity
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If that young man who was tasered expected his peers to rise up in protest, he was asking the wrong generation.
09/19/2007
02:48

The Word - Market Forces
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When it comes to getting killed, innocent Iraqis have never had so many choices.
09/20/2007
06:29

Jeffrey Toobin
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Jeffrey Toobin, author of "The Nine," takes Stephen inside the world of the Supreme Court and reveals whether they have secret handshakes.
09/20/2007
00:33

Intro - 9/20/07
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Tonight, Stephen investigates a U.S. contractor getting kicked out of Iraq, reports on Russian population initiatives and interviews legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin.
09/20/2007
05:28

ThreatDown - Us
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Tonight's threats are salad, Slavic intercourse, el Chupacabra, the Bingham Company and us.
09/20/2007
01:22

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Mayo Kitchen
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The hottest new restaurant in Tokyo is the Mayonnaise Kitchen, where you can get mayo on everything.
09/20/2007
01:50

Rabbi Fish
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Tomorrow is the last chance for the children of Israel to own up to whatever it is they've done to Stephen.
09/20/2007
01:09

Blistering Rebuttal
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How are you supposed to protest an abuse of authority when an authority figure told you not to?
09/20/2007
02:35

Alpha Dog of the Week - Honniball
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Percy Honniball is man enough to use the tool belt God gave him.
09/24/2007
00:34

Intro - 9/24/07
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Iran's president speaks at an Ivy League university, Congress censures MoveOn.org and Stephen nails Thomas Friedman.
09/24/2007
06:39

Thomas L. Friedman
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Stephen asks Thomas Friedman what it feels like to be a guy who's passionate about UPS.
09/24/2007
02:31

The Metric System
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Stephen's been railing against the metric system since he was a midday anchor in 1987.
09/24/2007
05:26

The Word - Na Na-Na Na Na Na
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We owe a debt of gratitude to the Senate for reminding us that words can hurt.
09/24/2007
02:46

Sign Off - Stephen Accepts Your Apologies
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This year 1-888-OOPS-JEW shared the line with 1-888-MOPS-KEY, a consumer help line for finding the best prices on janitorial equipment.
09/24/2007
00:34

Intro - 9/25/07
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Stephen sits down with author John Grisham and learns that half of the world's languages are going extinct.
09/25/2007
01:33

No Nuclear Iran
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The New York Times issues a mea culpa for giving MoveOn.org the "blame America" discount.
09/25/2007
05:37

K. David Harrison
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Stephen asks K. David Harrison, author of "When Languages Die," if he's translating his book into any dying languages.
09/25/2007
03:27

Tip/Wag - Muslim Hipsters
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Thank you, Muslim hipsters -- by wearing ironic T-shirts, you make the TSA's job that much easier.
09/25/2007
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