The Colbert Report
Pegasus Pipeline Spill
Season 9 • 04/04/2013
Arkansas's crude oil spill gives fuel to environmentalists who oppose the Keystone XL pipeline.
The Colbert ReportS9 A.C. Grayling
The philosopher shares his book, "The God Argument: The Case Against Religion and for Humanism."
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Campaign Poster
Stephen makes a poster for his sister, House candidate Elizabeth Colbert Busch.
The Colbert ReportS9 RNC Young Voters Survey
The Republican Party's SurveyMonkey survey addresses young voters' love of diversity and how to come out of the closet.
The Colbert ReportS9 Gun Control & Barn Orgies
Louie Gohmert's logical argument against gun control has proven that any liberal policy eventually leads to sex with animals.
The Colbert ReportS9 "Morning Joe" vs. The Colbert Report
Joe Scarborough airs a pure infomercial for his buddy and congressional candidate Mark Sanford, which inspires Stephen to endorse Mark's opponent, Elizabeth Colbert Busch.
The Colbert ReportS9 Francis Collins
BRAIN Initiative project director Francis Collins discusses the most complicated biological structure in the universe.
The Colbert ReportS9 Obama's BRAIN Initiative
If the gun registry is just a plot to take away America's guns, then Obama's brain registry is just a ploy to take away its brains.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 4/4/13
The Obama administration starts a science initiative, and NIH Director Francis Collins tries to map out the brain.
The Colbert ReportS9 Koko & Jeremy Irons on Gay Marriage
Koko the talking gorilla conveys her sadness, and Jeremy Irons's anti-gay comments aren't offensive because he eventually wishes everybody well.
The Colbert ReportS9 Pegasus Pipeline Spill
For legal and tax reasons, the black, sticky stuff that surged through an Arkansas suburb isn't classified as oil; it's "diluted bitumen."
The Colbert ReportS9 Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 1
President Bill Clinton explains why he doesn't call the Clinton Global Initiative the Clinton American Initiative.
The Colbert ReportS9 Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 2
President Bill Clinton discusses his time restraints as president and his "totally selfish" aid work, including agricultural projects in Rwanda and Malawi.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Colbert Galactic Initiative
Bill Clinton says goodnight and reminds Stephen that he succumbed to the famed Clinton charisma.
The Colbert ReportS9 Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 3
President Bill Clinton advocates political participation, praises social networks and utilizes his new Twitter account, @PrezBillyJeff.
The Colbert ReportS9 Colbert Galactic Initiative
Stephen introduces the Colbert Galactic Initiative, salutes Clinton Global Initiative University students, and readies the stage for President Bill Clinton.
The Colbert ReportS9 Exxon's Disaster Relief
Exxon tries to put the Pegasus pipeline oil back underground where it came from and employs a time-honored cleanup technique pioneered by drunk guys.
The Colbert ReportS9 Charlie LeDuff
Detroit native Charlie LeDuff discusses white flight, black flight, business flight and "dead flight" in his hometown.
The Colbert ReportS9 Clinton Global Initiative University Exchange Fair
Stephen joins Bill and Chelsea Clinton to check out problem-solving projects, like helmet concussion sensors and fecal-powered toilets.
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