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Pegasus Pipeline Spill
Season 9 • 04/04/2013
Arkansas's crude oil spill gives fuel to environmentalists who oppose the Keystone XL pipeline.
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05:45
A.C. Grayling
The Colbert Report
S9
The philosopher shares his book, "The God Argument: The Case Against Religion and for Humanism."
04/03/2013
00:07
Sign Off - Campaign Poster
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen makes a poster for his sister, House candidate Elizabeth Colbert Busch.
04/03/2013
04:16
RNC Young Voters Survey
The Colbert Report
S9
The Republican Party's SurveyMonkey survey addresses young voters' love of diversity and how to come out of the closet.
04/03/2013
03:54
Gun Control & Barn Orgies
The Colbert Report
S9
Louie Gohmert's logical argument against gun control has proven that any liberal policy eventually leads to sex with animals.
04/03/2013
06:46
"Morning Joe" vs. The Colbert Report
The Colbert Report
S9
Joe Scarborough airs a pure infomercial for his buddy and congressional candidate Mark Sanford, which inspires Stephen to endorse Mark's opponent, Elizabeth Colbert Busch.
04/03/2013
07:54
Francis Collins
The Colbert Report
S9
BRAIN Initiative project director Francis Collins discusses the most complicated biological structure in the universe.
04/04/2013
00:07
Sign Off - EEG Cap
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen monitors his brain activity.
04/04/2013
03:25
Obama's BRAIN Initiative
The Colbert Report
S9
If the gun registry is just a plot to take away America's guns, then Obama's brain registry is just a ploy to take away its brains.
04/04/2013
00:29
Intro - 4/4/13
The Colbert Report
S9
The Obama administration starts a science initiative, and NIH Director Francis Collins tries to map out the brain.
04/04/2013
05:06
Koko & Jeremy Irons on Gay Marriage
The Colbert Report
S9
Koko the talking gorilla conveys her sadness, and Jeremy Irons's anti-gay comments aren't offensive because he eventually wishes everybody well.
04/04/2013
03:41
Pegasus Pipeline Spill
The Colbert Report
S9
For legal and tax reasons, the black, sticky stuff that surged through an Arkansas suburb isn't classified as oil; it's "diluted bitumen."
04/04/2013
07:19
Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 1
The Colbert Report
S9
President Bill Clinton explains why he doesn't call the Clinton Global Initiative the Clinton American Initiative.
04/08/2013
04:47
Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 2
The Colbert Report
S9
President Bill Clinton discusses his time restraints as president and his "totally selfish" aid work, including agricultural projects in Rwanda and Malawi.
04/08/2013
00:17
Sign Off - Colbert Galactic Initiative
The Colbert Report
S9
Bill Clinton says goodnight and reminds Stephen that he succumbed to the famed Clinton charisma.
04/08/2013
04:19
Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 3
The Colbert Report
S9
President Bill Clinton advocates political participation, praises social networks and utilizes his new Twitter account, @PrezBillyJeff.
04/08/2013
04:01
Colbert Galactic Initiative
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen introduces the Colbert Galactic Initiative, salutes Clinton Global Initiative University students, and readies the stage for President Bill Clinton.
04/08/2013
03:01
Exxon's Disaster Relief
The Colbert Report
S9
Exxon tries to put the Pegasus pipeline oil back underground where it came from and employs a time-honored cleanup technique pioneered by drunk guys.
04/09/2013
06:49
Charlie LeDuff
The Colbert Report
S9
Detroit native Charlie LeDuff discusses white flight, black flight, business flight and "dead flight" in his hometown.
04/09/2013
08:36
Clinton Global Initiative University Exchange Fair
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen joins Bill and Chelsea Clinton to check out problem-solving projects, like helmet concussion sensors and fecal-powered toilets.
04/09/2013
00:10
Sign Off - Potato Clock
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen aspires to solve world hunger.
04/09/2013
00:38
Intro - 4/9/13
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen heads back to the Clinton Global Initiative, the Arkansas pipeline spill persists, and author Charlie LeDuff explains why America shouldn't give up on Detroit.
04/09/2013
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