The Colbert Report
The Word - Faux 'N' Tell
Season 6 • 02/08/2010
Suspects may give false information under torture, but sometimes it's the made-up stuff that happens.
Intro - 2/4/10The Colbert ReportS6
A CIA agent makes startling revelations, and Henry Louis Gates, Jr. reveals Stephen's ancestry.
Henry Louis Gates, Jr.The Colbert ReportS6
Henry Louis Gates, Jr. informs Stephen that he's the whitest man he's ever tested using genetic analysis.
Tip/Wag - Waterboarding & Canada's HistoryThe Colbert ReportS6
A former CIA operative admits to lying about the effectiveness of waterboarding, and The Beaver changes its name to Canada's History.
Hermaphrodites Can't Be GayThe Colbert ReportS6
It is physically impossible for hermaphrodites to be gay -- they can be straight, double straight or double gay.
Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Fireplace PortraitThe Colbert ReportS6
The final item up for auction is Stephen's old fireplace portrait benefiting the Yellow Ribbon Fund.
Formidable Opponent - Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's TrialThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wants to give Khalid Sheikh Mohammed a fair public trial until he hears Stephen's defense.
Jonathan Safran FoerThe Colbert ReportS6
Jonathan Safran Foer says the U.S. farm system is perfectly antithetical to American values.
Sarah Palin Uses a Hand-O-PrompterThe Colbert ReportS6
Sarah Palin uses a hand-o-prompter and defends Rush Limbaugh for calling liberals "retards."
Office Super Bowl Ad PoolThe Colbert ReportS6
Toyota's Super Bowl ad should have had a talking crocodile plowing his Prius into a herd of sexy zebras.
The Word - Faux 'N' TellThe Colbert ReportS6
If the underwear bomber was weak enough to give intelligence when he wasn't tortured, imagine what he would have said under duress.
Sign Off - It's Lonely at the TopThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen's lonely at the top, and he can't imagine what it's like where you are.
George StephanopoulosThe Colbert ReportS6
George Stephanopoulos discusses his work on "The Week" and "GMA" over a Heineken.
Celebrate Black History Month With HeinekenThe Colbert ReportS6
The best way to rejoice in the achievements of our black countrymen is with a Heineken.
Corporate Free Speech - Chris DoddThe Colbert ReportS6
Chris Dodd proposes a constitutional amendment to prevent elections from becoming the Super Bowl of advertising.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Markus BestinThe Colbert ReportS6
Markus Bestin follows in the footsteps of Rosa Parks and Gandhi by fighting for civil man-whore rights.
Intro - 2/10/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen profiles Chicago's 5th district, and Claire Danes plays an autistic woman who designs slaughterhouses.
Better Know a District - Illinois' 5thThe Colbert ReportS6
Shouting verbal abuses at the Wieners Circle is a lot of fun, but families might want to steer clear of the kids' menu.
We're Off to See the BlizzardThe Colbert ReportS6
Based on the latest data from the Dopplest 9000 radar, Stephen can only assume that the sun has been destroyed.
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