The Colbert Report

The Word - Faux 'N' Tell

Season 6 • 02/08/2010

Suspects may give false information under torture, but sometimes it's the made-up stuff that happens.

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00:32

Intro - 2/4/10
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A CIA agent makes startling revelations, and Henry Louis Gates, Jr. reveals Stephen's ancestry.
02/04/2010
06:12

Henry Louis Gates, Jr.
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Henry Louis Gates, Jr. informs Stephen that he's the whitest man he's ever tested using genetic analysis.
02/04/2010
04:50

Tip/Wag - Waterboarding & Canada's History
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A former CIA operative admits to lying about the effectiveness of waterboarding, and The Beaver changes its name to Canada's History.
02/04/2010
01:57

Hermaphrodites Can't Be Gay
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It is physically impossible for hermaphrodites to be gay -- they can be straight, double straight or double gay.
02/04/2010
00:59

Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Fireplace Portrait
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The final item up for auction is Stephen's old fireplace portrait benefiting the Yellow Ribbon Fund.
02/04/2010
04:57

Formidable Opponent - Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Trial
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Stephen wants to give Khalid Sheikh Mohammed a fair public trial until he hears Stephen's defense.
02/04/2010
05:22

Jonathan Safran Foer
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Jonathan Safran Foer says the U.S. farm system is perfectly antithetical to American values.
02/08/2010
00:07

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for the show, everybody.
02/08/2010
05:12

Sarah Palin Uses a Hand-O-Prompter
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Sarah Palin uses a hand-o-prompter and defends Rush Limbaugh for calling liberals "retards."
02/08/2010
02:50

Office Super Bowl Ad Pool
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Toyota's Super Bowl ad should have had a talking crocodile plowing his Prius into a herd of sexy zebras.
02/08/2010
06:02

The Word - Faux 'N' Tell
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If the underwear bomber was weak enough to give intelligence when he wasn't tortured, imagine what he would have said under duress.
02/08/2010
00:12

Sign Off - It's Lonely at the Top
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Stephen's lonely at the top, and he can't imagine what it's like where you are.
02/09/2010
05:18

George Stephanopoulos
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George Stephanopoulos discusses his work on "The Week" and "GMA" over a Heineken.
02/09/2010
02:44

Celebrate Black History Month With Heineken
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The best way to rejoice in the achievements of our black countrymen is with a Heineken.
02/09/2010
06:52

Corporate Free Speech - Chris Dodd
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Chris Dodd proposes a constitutional amendment to prevent elections from becoming the Super Bowl of advertising.
02/09/2010
03:32

Alpha Dog of the Week - Markus Bestin
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Markus Bestin follows in the footsteps of Rosa Parks and Gandhi by fighting for civil man-whore rights.
02/09/2010
00:40

Intro - 2/10/10
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Stephen profiles Chicago's 5th district, and Claire Danes plays an autistic woman who designs slaughterhouses.
02/10/2010
00:05

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight!
02/10/2010
02:52

Better Know a District - Illinois' 5th
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Shouting verbal abuses at the Wieners Circle is a lot of fun, but families might want to steer clear of the kids' menu.
02/10/2010
04:09

We're Off to See the Blizzard
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Based on the latest data from the Dopplest 9000 radar, Stephen can only assume that the sun has been destroyed.
02/10/2010
05:34

Better Know a District - Illinois' 5th - Mike Quigley
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Mike Quigley does a quick improv scene with Stephen and refuses to embarrass his district by singing.
02/10/2010
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