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AUMF Repeal
Season 9 • 05/23/2013
Barack Obama announces that he is ready to give up his unchecked killing authority.
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00:05
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
05/21/2013
04:56
The Colbert Report
S9
Tip/Wag - Senators Mitch and Chong & Resourceful Rich Folk
Senators Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul say hemp is different from marijuana, and black-market Disney guides help rich families skip ride lines.
05/22/2013
00:30
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 5/22/13
PBS deals with a scandal, and indie rockers The National share their dark gloomy music.
05/22/2013
02:17
The Colbert Report
S9
"Citizen Koch"
PBS drops a documentary called "Citizen Koch" because it feared the reaction of billionaire sponsor David Koch.
05/22/2013
05:38
The Colbert Report
S9
IRS Tea Party Scandal
House Speaker John Boehner wants to send someone to jail, and IRS official Lois Lerner refuses to testify in front of Congress.
05/22/2013
03:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Matt Berninger
Matt Berninger of The National talks about Cincinnati's staple spaghetti dish, perfectionism and his band's meaningless moniker.
05/22/2013
05:07
The Colbert Report
S9
C.J. Chivers
The New York Times's C.J. Chivers explains the ways in which the Syrians and Iraqis are involved in the same civil war.
05/23/2013
03:48
The Colbert Report
S9
AUMF Repeal - Andrew Bacevich
Retired Colonel Andrew Bacevich reviews President Obama's drone program speech and reveals the last time Congress declared war.
05/23/2013
00:10
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen will be thin as a rail after taking a week off.
05/23/2013
03:50
The Colbert Report
S9
Redemption for All
Somebody before Pope Francis should have mentioned that believing in God was optional when it comes to getting into Heaven.
05/23/2013
08:01
The Colbert Report
S9
AUMF Repeal
President Obama wants to repeal 60 words of eternal war-justifying deliciousness, but Senator Lindsey Graham would rather broaden Obama's war powers.
05/23/2013
00:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
06/03/2013
05:10
The Colbert Report
S9
TrackingPoint Rifle
Because the TrackingPoint rifle comes complete with its own built-in Wi-Fi server, hunters can track their prey even if it leaves the Starbucks.
06/03/2013
01:17
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen's Week Off
Stephen promises to report on the big news stories he missed as soon as he cares.
06/03/2013
08:19
The Colbert Report
S9
Better Know a District - Wisconsin's 2nd - Mark Pocan
Freshman Democratic Congressman Mark Pocan doubts that the Hunger Games are included in the Obamacare bill.
06/03/2013
05:52
The Colbert Report
S9
John Dingell
The longest-serving congressman in American history explains how Washington has changed over the last 80 years.
06/03/2013
06:43
The Colbert Report
S9
Tip/Wag - Google Glass, "The Lone Ranger" & 3D Printed Food
Google bans pornography on its futuristic glasses, Disney creates a gritty Western reboot, and 3D printers bake pizzas.
06/04/2013
04:10
The Colbert Report
S9
IRS Political Targeting & Line Dancing Scandals
Conservative donors speak out about their audits, and IRS employees learn to line dance on the taxpayer's dime.
06/04/2013
05:44
The Colbert Report
S9
Alex Gibney
Academy Award-winning director Alex Gibney discusses Bradley Manning's WikiLeaks trial and the Obama administration's crackdown on whistleblowers.
06/04/2013
04:08
The Colbert Report
S9
Michele Bachmann's Last Term
Michele Bachmann announces her retirement in a web video recorded at the Sears portrait studio.
06/04/2013
00:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
06/04/2013
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