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The Word - Easy A
Season 3 • 06/11/2007
Stephen's not expecting an award for saying it, but he doesn't think children should be left behind.
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06:00
Cullen Murphy
The Colbert Report
S3
Cullen Murphy, author of "Are We Rome?," wonders if America is like the Roman Empire.
06/07/2007
07:25
Better Know a District - Washington's 9th - Adam Smith
The Colbert Report
S3
After 10 years at his job, there is still a lot that Representative Adam Smith doesn't know about his district or himself.
06/07/2007
00:08
Sign Off - Vomitorium
The Colbert Report
S3
The show is over, and Stephen is heading to the vomitorium.
06/07/2007
03:52
The Word - Rodham
The Colbert Report
S3
Ms. Rodham Clinton Rodham Hamrod Rodham is going to skate to victory unless the news media gives equal time to men.
06/07/2007
00:32
Intro - 6/7/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Tonight, Stephen reports on Hillary Clinton's new name, talks with Washington's 9th Representative, Adam Smith, and interviews author Cullen Murphy.
06/07/2007
06:21
Michael Gershon
The Colbert Report
S3
Dr. Michael Gershon's book has the subtitle, "Your gut has a mind of its own." Stephen couldn't agree more.
06/11/2007
02:55
Albania Greets President Bush
The Colbert Report
S3
On a recent visit to Albania, throngs of people took to the streets to greet and cheer for President George W. Bush -- and Stephen knows exactly why.
06/11/2007
01:31
Revenge on Knox College
The Colbert Report
S3
His attempt to burn his honorary degree from Knox College having failed, Stephen wishes there were some other way to show his disapproval.
06/11/2007
06:08
Commencement Speeches
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen spoke at Knox College commencement last year and was given an honorary doctorate. He swore that if Bill Clinton spoke there this year, he'd burn the degree on the air.
06/11/2007
00:29
Intro - 6/11/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen gives America's education system an "A," President Bush is greeted as a liberator in Albania, and guest Michael Gershon believes there's a brain in the gut.
06/11/2007
02:50
The Word - Easy A
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen doesn't expect to get any awards for saying it, but he agrees with President Bush that no child should be left behind.
06/11/2007
03:05
Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Down This Wall
The Colbert Report
S3
On the date of the 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, Stephen prepares a historical reenactment with the help of a karate champion.
06/12/2007
00:49
Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Me Off a Piece of This Cake
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen once again calls upon karate champion Igor Dyachenko to tear something -- this time a piece of cake.
06/12/2007
04:29
Tommy Chong, Commentator
The Colbert Report
S3
In the swirling media coverage surrounding Paris Hilton's latest arrest, one man's thoughts stayed high above the fray on cable news -- Tommy Chong's.
06/12/2007
05:41
Josh Wolf
The Colbert Report
S3
Blogger Josh Wolf served prison time for withholding videotapes of an anarchist protest from authorities, so Stephen is sending a copy of their interview straight to the Feds.
06/12/2007
00:48
Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Down This Watermelon
The Colbert Report
S3
Once wasn't enough -- Stephen pays additional tribute to the 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, with the help of karate champion Igor Dyachenko.
06/12/2007
00:35
Intro - 6/12/07
The Colbert Report
S3
The 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, a segment for the elite viewer, and a substitute guest for prolific spammer Cornelius Q. Vestibule.
06/12/2007
01:04
Bush's Missing Watch
The Colbert Report
S3
Rumors are swirling that one of the Albanians in the adoring crowd that met President Bush stole his watch. Stephen doesn't believe it.
06/12/2007
03:18
Colbert Platinum - Butler Shortage
The Colbert Report
S3
In a new segment aimed exclusively at his top-tier viewers, Stephen explores a troubling worldwide butler shortage.
06/12/2007
04:28
The Word - Pathophysiology
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen suggests the nation might better fight the gay agenda if it were treated like disease, much like an addiction to cigarettes.
06/13/2007
00:38
Intro - 6/13/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen covers a 5,000-year-old caveman, a new surgeon general and a presidential candidate who will talk to him -- Ron Paul.
06/13/2007
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