The Colbert Report
The Word - Easy A
Season 3 • 06/11/2007
Stephen's not expecting an award for saying it, but he doesn't think children should be left behind.
The Colbert ReportS3 Cullen Murphy
Cullen Murphy, author of "Are We Rome?," wonders if America is like the Roman Empire.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - Washington's 9th - Adam Smith
After 10 years at his job, there is still a lot that Representative Adam Smith doesn't know about his district or himself.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Vomitorium
The show is over, and Stephen is heading to the vomitorium.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Rodham
Ms. Rodham Clinton Rodham Hamrod Rodham is going to skate to victory unless the news media gives equal time to men.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/7/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on Hillary Clinton's new name, talks with Washington's 9th Representative, Adam Smith, and interviews author Cullen Murphy.
The Colbert ReportS3 Michael Gershon
Dr. Michael Gershon's book has the subtitle, "Your gut has a mind of its own." Stephen couldn't agree more.
The Colbert ReportS3 Albania Greets President Bush
On a recent visit to Albania, throngs of people took to the streets to greet and cheer for President George W. Bush -- and Stephen knows exactly why.
The Colbert ReportS3 Revenge on Knox College
His attempt to burn his honorary degree from Knox College having failed, Stephen wishes there were some other way to show his disapproval.
The Colbert ReportS3 Commencement Speeches
Stephen spoke at Knox College commencement last year and was given an honorary doctorate. He swore that if Bill Clinton spoke there this year, he'd burn the degree on the air.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/11/07
Stephen gives America's education system an "A," President Bush is greeted as a liberator in Albania, and guest Michael Gershon believes there's a brain in the gut.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Easy A
Stephen doesn't expect to get any awards for saying it, but he agrees with President Bush that no child should be left behind.
The Colbert ReportS3 Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Down This Wall
On the date of the 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, Stephen prepares a historical reenactment with the help of a karate champion.
The Colbert ReportS3 Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Me Off a Piece of This Cake
Stephen once again calls upon karate champion Igor Dyachenko to tear something -- this time a piece of cake.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tommy Chong, Commentator
In the swirling media coverage surrounding Paris Hilton's latest arrest, one man's thoughts stayed high above the fray on cable news -- Tommy Chong's.
The Colbert ReportS3 Josh Wolf
Blogger Josh Wolf served prison time for withholding videotapes of an anarchist protest from authorities, so Stephen is sending a copy of their interview straight to the Feds.
The Colbert ReportS3 Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Down This Watermelon
Once wasn't enough -- Stephen pays additional tribute to the 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, with the help of karate champion Igor Dyachenko.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/12/07
The 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, a segment for the elite viewer, and a substitute guest for prolific spammer Cornelius Q. Vestibule.
The Colbert ReportS3 Bush's Missing Watch
Rumors are swirling that one of the Albanians in the adoring crowd that met President Bush stole his watch. Stephen doesn't believe it.
The Colbert ReportS3 Colbert Platinum - Butler Shortage
In a new segment aimed exclusively at his top-tier viewers, Stephen explores a troubling worldwide butler shortage.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Pathophysiology
Stephen suggests the nation might better fight the gay agenda if it were treated like disease, much like an addiction to cigarettes.
You may also like5 Videos
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in Cursed Friends, premiering October 8 at 8/7c.
Out of OfficeOut of Office Explores Remote Work Absurdity
A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out the NewsS1 Tooning Out the News Is Coming to Comedy Central
Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out the News, the critically acclaimed animated news series, is moving to Comedy Central starting October 5 after The Daily Show.
South ParkS25 A Front Row Seat to South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert
Sing along to silly songs and classic symphonies from the show on South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert, premiering August 13 at 10/9c.