The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Bench Strength

Season 10 • 07/20/2005

The press predicts Bush's Supreme Court nominee -- incorrectly.

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Two Jons

The Jon we are watching does not know whom President Bush has named as his Supreme Court nominee, but he assures us that the Jon at home does.
07/19/2005
03:32

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Black - Back In Black - Pet Causes

Lewis Black takes a look at the pet causes public figures take up when they're bored, like video games and hawking fitness magazines.
07/19/2005
04:36

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Helms - Thinking Outside the Box

Ed Helms visits and stars in an infomercial with fitness expert and MILF Vicki Mackarvich who uses vaginal cream as a fountain of youth.
07/19/2005
05:07

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Billy Bob Thornton

Billy Bob Thornton discusses his new movie, "Bad News Bears" and how it maintains the cussing, drinking spirit of the original.
07/19/2005
07:02

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Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

Jon talks to Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. about his new book "Crimes Against Nature" and the link between autism and childhood vaccinations.
07/20/2005
02:06

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Judge Cutie

The press tries desperately to make Supreme Court nominee John Roberts seem like the democrats' worst nightmare.
07/20/2005
03:48

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Headlines - Supreme Speculation

The media talking heads are certain that George W. Bush's newest nominee to the Supreme Court will be Judge Edith Brown Clement -- except it's John Roberts.
07/20/2005
03:14

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Confirm or Deny?

Rob Corddry analyzes the history of failed Supreme Court nominees.
07/20/2005
02:32

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Judgment Day

Ed Helms analyzes President George W. Bush's new Supreme Court nominee and his absurd whiteness.
07/20/2005
01:01

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Intro - The Couch

Jon delivers a eulogy for the old Daily Show couch.
07/20/2005
00:22

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Moment of Zen - Bench Strength

The media talking heads agree that Bush will nominate Edith Brown Clement to the Supreme Court.
07/20/2005
01:27

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Mess O'Potamia - Abstract Assessment

Donald Rumsfeld looks at the battle-readiness of Iraqi battalions as though it were an abstract de Kooning.
07/21/2005
00:15

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Moment of Zen - I'll Be Back

Arnold Schwarzenegger borrows a phrase from one of his hit movies to promote tourism in California.
07/21/2005
01:41

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Mess O'Potamia - Saddam's Lawyer

Saddam Hussein's lawyer reveals that Saddam Hussein is a lawyer himself.
07/21/2005
00:58

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Intro - London Bombings

Jon sarcastically compliments the terrorist dicks for targeting commuters in London.
07/21/2005
04:28

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Fareed Zakaria Pt. 2

Fareed Zakaria explains how radicalism and extremism amongst Muslims just aren't kosher.
07/21/2005
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Fareed Zakaria Pt. 1

Fareed Zakaria explains the ghettoized lifestyle of European Muslims and how beholden they can be to seductive philosophies.
07/21/2005
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Preview - 7/25/05

Jon has no idea what he and Rick Santorum are going to talk about next week, but they are both going to eat their Wheaties.
07/21/2005
05:03

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The Hole Truth

Samantha Bee takes a deeper look at a pothole publicity stunt by the Terminator.
07/21/2005
07:53

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Rick Santorum Pt. 1

Senator Rick Santorum talks about his new book, "It Takes a Family," and his thoughts on virtue, character and the family unit.
07/25/2005
03:05

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Tour De Fr-Lance!

Now that Lance Armstrong has retired, who's left for Americans to care about? JeanPierre Whocares, Guillermo Idontgiveaflyingcrap and Bjorn Yaaaaaaaaaaawn?
07/25/2005
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