The Colbert Report
Season 6 • 08/17/2010
Barry Levine can't comment on whether the National Enquirer has a file on Stephen.
Sign Off - Chuck Close BooksThe Colbert ReportS6
If you like Chuck Close, there are two great books out about him right now.
Invasion of the Country SnatchersThe Colbert ReportS6
Same-sex marriage is legal in Mexico and Canada, which makes America the straight meat in a big gay sandwich.
Growing Intelligence Community - Richard ClarkeThe Colbert ReportS6
Richard Clarke believes that too many intelligence agencies increase the chances that the next terrorist attack will succeed.
John FettermanThe Colbert ReportS6
Thanks to the Colbert Bump, Mayor John Fetterman has won re-election and Braddock, PA is getting a new community center.
Sign Off - Starbucks LatteThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen pulls a microphone out of his Starbucks latte.
Fox News and Republican Party Make It OfficialThe Colbert ReportS6
Fox News and the Republican Party finally make it official -- their all-white wedding will be beautiful.
Intro - 8/17/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen examines the meat industry and talks to Barry Levine about the National Enquirer's credibility.
Newsweek Ranks the World's Best CountriesThe Colbert ReportS6
Newsweek's list of the world's best countries is based on useless criteria like education, quality of life and health.
Better Know a Lobby - American Meat InstituteThe Colbert ReportS6
J. Patrick Boyle believes Americans are great people, but he doesn't agree that they would make quality meat.
Barry LevineThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen asks Barry Levine whom he has to sleep with to make it onto the National Enquirer cover.
Intro - 8/18/10The Colbert ReportS6
Laura Schlessinger gets in trouble over racially charged comments, and Thomas French talks about what it takes to build a zoo.
Don't Shoot the SchlessingerThe Colbert ReportS6
The First Amendment guarantees all Americans the right to say what they want on the air without having their sponsors drop them.
Sign Off - Sharpened Broom HandleThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen sharpens his broom handle to stab in Brett Favre's eyeball.
Brett Favre Returns to FootballThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen's shocking retirement announcement will hopefully make front-page headlines everywhere.
Thomas FrenchThe Colbert ReportS6
Spending six years at a zoo made Thomas French start to see people's primal behavior underneath.
The Word - Borderline PersonalityThe Colbert ReportS6
It's impossible for America's border patrol to cover hundreds of miles of Arizona desert, but it'd be easy from the Mexican side.
Intro - 8/19/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wonders if there is still oil in the Gulf after the BP oil spill and talks to Jon Krakauer about inheriting glory.
The Word - What If You Threw a Peace and Nobody Came?The Colbert ReportS6
President Obama's announcement of the impending conclusion of the Iraq war isn't a declaration of victory -- it's a pizza delivery slogan.
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