The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Showdown: Iraq? - Zero Tolerance

Season 7 • 01/13/2003

Ari Fleischer has some cryptic pronouncements about Iraq.

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Flubber-ghasted

Inspired by the movie Mary Poppins, an impressionable 35 year old man tries chimney jumping a la Dick Van Dyke.
01/09/2003
02:27

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Back in Black - Welcome to 2003

It's 2003 and let Lewis Black be the first to say "you're now on year closer to death."
01/09/2003
00:49

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Killed a Hobo

Jon confesses that he's broken a New Year's resolution by killing a hobo Just kidding.
01/09/2003
04:59

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Philip Seymour Hoffman

Stories come into Philip Seymour Hoffman's head, but he won't tell them they're private.
01/09/2003
01:28

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War on Error

The FBI said 5 sneaky terrorist guys were planning an attack, well that's not happening anymore.
01/09/2003
02:13

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Public Enemy #2

New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson and two North Korean envoys meet for several hours at a Santa Fe restaurant.
01/13/2003
02:54

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Ad Nauseam - PETA

Ed Helms shows a PETA ad where a rogue turkey threatens to brutally torture and kill a supermarket full of shoppers.
01/13/2003
00:15

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Moment of Zen - PETA Ad

A talking turkey holds shoppers hostage in a PETA ad.
01/13/2003
05:53

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Kathy Bates

Kathy Bates and Jon talk about Jack Nicholson's naked behind.
01/13/2003
02:29

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Axis of Evil

Rob Corddry doesn't feel like Iran is acting evil enough.
01/13/2003
04:14

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Showdown: Iraq? - Zero Tolerance

Ari Fleischer explains that Saddam Hussein will have to figure out exactly what zero tolerance means.
01/13/2003
00:42

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Hazardous Waist

A Canadian doctor discovers that low-rise, hip hugger jeans can squash a nerve which runs under both sides of the hip bone.
01/14/2003
00:31

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Preview - 1/15/03

Jon previews tomorrow's show, including Rob Corddry's report on a problem plaguing Florida.
01/14/2003
03:16

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Least Electable Ticket

Stephen Colbert predicts that if Sharpton and Lieberman run together, they have a very good chance of becoming the least electable ticket in American history.
01/14/2003
06:27

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Michael Moore

Michael Moore discusses the Iraq War and questions the Saudi Arabian involvement in 9/11.
01/14/2003
01:31

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
You, Your Health & You - Alcohol

Excessive use of alcohol can lead to irreversible damage of the liver, esophagus, stomach, intestines and pancreas. But did you also know it's good for you?
01/14/2003
00:08

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Moment of Zen - Joseph Lieberman

Joseph Lieberman intends to become the next president.
01/14/2003
00:47

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Intro - Joe Millionaire

Jon talks about the upcoming show and an exciting episode of "Joe Millionaire."
01/14/2003
02:19

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Headlines - Britainy Fears

The panic rooms protect the Royal Family from poison gas, bombs and the occasional rampage by one of the royal genetic oopsies that's chained in the dungeon.
01/14/2003
02:57

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Minority Report

The rabbi is more of an orthodox Jewish senator named Joseph Lieberman and the priest is really a reverend called Al Sharpton.
01/14/2003
03:14

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Court is in Session

Lewis Black helps to rid the legal system of frivolous lawsuits by ruling on some outrageous cases.
01/15/2003
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