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Kerry Machine

Season 8 • 02/09/2004

Candidate Howard Dean knows something about taking it on the chin.

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Noah Wyle
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Noah Wyle talks about his status as longest running cast member on "E.R." and the breast-related perks of being a father.
02/05/2004
02:48

The Teat Offensive
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Janet Jackson mars a family-friendly celebration of beer, erections and farting.
02/05/2004
00:08

Moment of Zen - Halliburton Ad
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Halliburton's new commercial features a young soldier hearing of the birth of his daughter.
02/05/2004
02:16

Debt President
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The Bush administration announces a $521 billion dollar deficit, a train wreck of fiscal irresponsibility that has officials arguing on public television.
02/05/2004
00:38

Moment of Zen - Iraq Welcome
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President George W. Bush on Meet the Press with Tim Russert.
02/09/2004
05:57

Charles Lewis
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Charles Lewis reports that hundreds of cases of election law abuses are not investigated annually.
02/09/2004
04:23

Meet the Prez
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Meet the Press was that he is a war president... guess he should mentioned that in 2000.
02/09/2004
01:22

The Rapture = Free Clothes
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Jon Stewart can't understand what could go wrong with a religious zealot at the controls of an airplane.
02/09/2004
02:21

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Caucuses
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At least Pol Pot wasn't doing caucuses in Maine on a Sunday night.
02/09/2004
03:18

Destination Travel
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A cruise vacation is the perfect way to see new places while surrounded by complete familiarity.
02/09/2004
01:59

Kerry Machine
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Presidential candidate John Edwards entertains the crowd by pulling on his wife's arm.
02/09/2004
01:29

Red Rover, Red Rover
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The Mars Rovers send back vivid images that will hopefully answer questions about the history of the Red Planet.
02/10/2004
04:29

Mars 2112
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Jon Glaser uses his space report as an excuse to get a free meal at Mars 2112.
02/10/2004
03:39

The Wrath Of Khan
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Abdul Qadeer Khan promises these activities will never happen again in the future -- assuming there is a future.
02/10/2004
01:38

Headlines - White House Press Corps
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All of a sudden, the White House Press Corps has questions.
02/10/2004
00:18

Moment of Zen - Khan's Apology
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Abdul Qadeer Khan appears on Pakistani National TV to apologize for selling nuclear secrets to Iran, Libya and North Korea.
02/10/2004
02:51

Nuclear Secrets
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Stephen Colbert thinks that if selling nuclear weapons leads to a nuclear war, it's just a correction in the market.
02/10/2004
05:05

Dave Chappelle
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Dave Chappelle tells Jon about his son's parent-teacher conference.
02/10/2004
02:41

The Real Deal
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John Kerry easily defeats Wesley Clark and John Edwards, while Howard Dean has another tough day.
02/11/2004
02:30

Clark Drops Out
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Samantha Bee believes Wesley Clark could raise his own army and take over the country in a bloody coup.
02/11/2004
05:23

WMD Evidence
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Rob Corddry reports on the growing controversy regarding the intelligence the Bush administration used in deciding to invade Iraq.
02/11/2004
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