The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Wall Street Weak
Season 7 • 07/09/2002
Capitalism creates the foundation on which America is built.
Moment of Zen - Bull RunThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
A bull crushes a man at the running of the bulls in Spain.
Positive ThinkingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon Stewart sees Texas half-empty of flood water, while Stephen Colbert sees Texas as half-full of flood water.
Adam SandlerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Adam Sandler never gets caught for his crimes because he does them to old people who will forget.
Domestic SecurityThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
According to the Benjamin Moore racial profiling color wheel, any person darker than butterscotch is probably a terrorist.
Headlines - Compound WThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
President George W. Bush goes on vacation and New York City landlords heighten security measures on their rental properties.
Corporate CriminalsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
These misguided WorldCom executives need more than punishment, they need hope.
John King Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
On tonight's show, Senior White House Correspondent John King is getting a more Nightliney treatment.
John King Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
John King thinks that the WorldCom accountants are getting hammered.
Corporate PunishmentThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The U.S. Government is hard at work building new correctional facilities for white collar criminals.
Moment of Zen - Scott SullivanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Scott Sullivan testifies at a congressional panel investigating the WorldCom scandal.
Headlines - Wall Street WeakThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Executives of doomed WorldCom face a congressional panel that is investigating a $4 billion accounting fraud.
Headlines - TiedThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Baseball's All-Star Game ends in a tie after both teams run out of pitchers and baseball commissioner Bud Selig is forced to call the game.
Headlines - Ice PopThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Ted Williams, the greatest natural hitter in the history of baseball, died and was immediately cryogenically frozen in a lab in Scottsdale, Arizona.
Moment of Zen - Jacko Against SonyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Michael Jackson lashes out at the Sony higher-ups and accuses them of racism.
Busta RhymesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Busta Rhymes discusses his role in "Halloween: Resurrection."
Ted Williams' ResurrectionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Stephen Colbert discusses the benefits of freezing Ted Williams and other famous athletes.
Headlines - Player HatersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The Baseball Players' union threatens a strike, while Major League Baseball attempts to crack down on steroid use among its players.
Other News - Off the WallThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Michael Jackson accuses Sony and the recording industry of racism after they failed to promote his last album properly.
All-Star Game RecapThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Rob Corddry and Ed Helms play the highlights from last night's All-Star Game.
Steve IrwinThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Steve Irwin and his wife are the only couple in the world who can cross-dress and no one would know.
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