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Headlines - Wall Street Weak

Season 7 • 07/09/2002

Capitalism creates the foundation on which America is built.

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00:16

Moment of Zen - Bull Run
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A bull crushes a man at the running of the bulls in Spain.
07/08/2002
02:15

Positive Thinking
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Jon Stewart sees Texas half-empty of flood water, while Stephen Colbert sees Texas as half-full of flood water.
07/08/2002
06:54

Adam Sandler
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Adam Sandler never gets caught for his crimes because he does them to old people who will forget.
07/08/2002
05:23

Domestic Security
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According to the Benjamin Moore racial profiling color wheel, any person darker than butterscotch is probably a terrorist.
07/08/2002
04:02

Headlines - Compound W
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President George W. Bush goes on vacation and New York City landlords heighten security measures on their rental properties.
07/08/2002
02:16

Corporate Criminals
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These misguided WorldCom executives need more than punishment, they need hope.
07/09/2002
05:28

John King Pt. 1
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On tonight's show, Senior White House Correspondent John King is getting a more Nightliney treatment.
07/09/2002
04:29

John King Pt. 2
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John King thinks that the WorldCom accountants are getting hammered.
07/09/2002
03:31

Corporate Punishment
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The U.S. Government is hard at work building new correctional facilities for white collar criminals.
07/09/2002
00:17

Moment of Zen - Scott Sullivan
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Scott Sullivan testifies at a congressional panel investigating the WorldCom scandal.
07/09/2002
04:46

Headlines - Wall Street Weak
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Executives of doomed WorldCom face a congressional panel that is investigating a $4 billion accounting fraud.
07/09/2002
01:47

Headlines - Tied
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Baseball's All-Star Game ends in a tie after both teams run out of pitchers and baseball commissioner Bud Selig is forced to call the game.
07/10/2002
02:02

Headlines - Ice Pop
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Ted Williams, the greatest natural hitter in the history of baseball, died and was immediately cryogenically frozen in a lab in Scottsdale, Arizona.
07/10/2002
00:39

Moment of Zen - Jacko Against Sony
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Michael Jackson lashes out at the Sony higher-ups and accuses them of racism.
07/10/2002
05:19

Busta Rhymes
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Busta Rhymes discusses his role in "Halloween: Resurrection."
07/10/2002
03:02

Ted Williams' Resurrection
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Stephen Colbert discusses the benefits of freezing Ted Williams and other famous athletes.
07/10/2002
01:39

Headlines - Player Haters
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The Baseball Players' union threatens a strike, while Major League Baseball attempts to crack down on steroid use among its players.
07/10/2002
02:43

Other News - Off the Wall
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Michael Jackson accuses Sony and the recording industry of racism after they failed to promote his last album properly.
07/10/2002
02:18

All-Star Game Recap
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Rob Corddry and Ed Helms play the highlights from last night's All-Star Game.
07/10/2002
05:56

Steve Irwin
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Steve Irwin and his wife are the only couple in the world who can cross-dress and no one would know.
07/11/2002
04:59

Vice Capades
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As CEO of Halliburton Dick Cheney received his training from the same book as the CEOs of Global Crossing and Enron.
07/11/2002
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