The Colbert Report
Season 2 E 126 • 10/05/2006
Security personnel won't say exactly what suspicious behaviors they look for, but Stephen will.
Intro - 10/4/06The Colbert ReportS2 E125
Tonight: TV cameras in the Supreme Court, the Nobel Prize Patrol coming to a scientist's door with a giant check and North Dakota Senator Byron Dorgan's anti-outsourcing book.
Green Screen Challenge - D&DThe Colbert ReportS2 E125
With only a week left to go in the Green Screen Challenge, Stephen shows Brian Pope's D&D-themed entry about the death of Farynieth the 21st-level paladin.
Nobel Prize SweepThe Colbert ReportS2 E125
Three Nobel Prizes have been awarded thus far and all three have gone to Americans. The USA is getting ready to go for the sweep.
The Word - Must-Not-See TVThe Colbert ReportS2 E125
Sen. Arlen Specter has introduced a bill to put TV cameras in the Supreme Court. Some justices are against the bill, and they're right -- often far right.
Handling Sex ScandalsThe Colbert ReportS2 E126
Stephen can't decide who the luckiest bastard in the world is, the one who was going to lose to Mark Foley, or the one who was going to lose to Dennis Hastert.
Intro - 10/5/06The Colbert ReportS2 E126
Racial profiling continues in airports, a district is better known, and Amy Goodman decries corporate sponsorship of the media.
Starbucks Price HikeThe Colbert ReportS2 E126
Starbucks' nickel-per-cup price hike doesn't seem like much, but spread over 161 shows it'll cost Stephen a whopping eight bucks.
Amy GoodmanThe Colbert ReportS2 E126
Stephen has heard that liberal radio and TV host Amy Goodman is a real firebrand, so he wants her to bring it.
Better Know a District - Florida's 16th - Mark FoleyThe Colbert ReportS2 E126
Stephen better knows Florida's 16th district: famous for hurricanes, jai alai, the Burt Reynolds museum and Representative Mark Foley.
Maz JobraniThe Colbert ReportS2 E126
After a security check, Stephen welcomes actor Maz Jobrani, who will no longer audition for the role of a terrorist.
Behavioral ProfilingThe Colbert ReportS2 E126
Security personnel have begun using behavioral profiling to identify suspicious individuals at airports. They won't say exactly what they're looking for, but Stephen will.
Stephen Greets Kim Jong-ilThe Colbert ReportS2 E127
Stephen greets Kim Jong-il in Korean, which he's been learning since around 1:36 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time.
Intro - 10/9/06The Colbert ReportS2 E127
Making schools safer, North Korea's nuclear bomb test, an interview with Randy Newman, and why Stephen is like Wonder Woman.
Randy NewmanThe Colbert ReportS2 E127
Randy Newman wonders whether he's at the McCarthy hearings -- and rolls over on George Clooney.
Sport Report - Saginaw Spirit 3-0 with Steagle ColbeagleThe Colbert ReportS2 E127
Over the weekend, the Yankees were knocked out of the playoffs and T.O. returned to Philly, so let's start with Junior League Hockey.
The Word - SafetyThe Colbert ReportS2 E127
Stephen agrees with Wisconsin State Assemblyman Frank Lasse that the only way to keep guns out of the classroom is to put guns in the classroom.
Ariel LevyThe Colbert ReportS2 E128
Ariel Levy thinks women who imitate porn stars are far from any sort of authentic sexual liberation. Stephen thinks she sounds like a Muslim fundamentalist.
Jane Fonda and Gloria SteinemThe Colbert ReportS2 E128
The sparks fly when Stephen heads to the kitchen with Gloria Steinem and Jane Fonda in a "Kiss the Cook" apron, and the phrase "Ice cream three-way" is coined.
A Salute to the American LadyThe Colbert ReportS2 E128
Stephen has been advised by counsel not to go into any of the details of the disturbing allegations against him -- which is a shame, because they're pretty arousing.
Sign Off - Mrs. ColbertThe Colbert ReportS2 E128
In Stephen's book, every person in the country is Miss America. No, better -- Mrs. Colbert.
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