The Colbert Report
Season 2 E 126 • 10/05/2006
Security personnel won't say exactly what suspicious behaviors they look for, but Stephen will.
The Colbert ReportS2 E125Intro - 10/4/06
Tonight: TV cameras in the Supreme Court, the Nobel Prize Patrol coming to a scientist's door with a giant check and North Dakota Senator Byron Dorgan's anti-outsourcing book.
The Colbert ReportS2 E125Green Screen Challenge - D&D
With only a week left to go in the Green Screen Challenge, Stephen shows Brian Pope's D&D-themed entry about the death of Farynieth the 21st-level paladin.
The Colbert ReportS2 E125Nobel Prize Sweep
Three Nobel Prizes have been awarded thus far and all three have gone to Americans. The USA is getting ready to go for the sweep.
The Colbert ReportS2 E125The Word - Must-Not-See TV
Sen. Arlen Specter has introduced a bill to put TV cameras in the Supreme Court. Some justices are against the bill, and they're right -- often far right.
The Colbert ReportS2 E126Handling Sex Scandals
Stephen can't decide who the luckiest bastard in the world is, the one who was going to lose to Mark Foley, or the one who was going to lose to Dennis Hastert.
The Colbert ReportS2 E126Intro - 10/5/06
Racial profiling continues in airports, a district is better known, and Amy Goodman decries corporate sponsorship of the media.
The Colbert ReportS2 E126Starbucks Price Hike
Starbucks' nickel-per-cup price hike doesn't seem like much, but spread over 161 shows it'll cost Stephen a whopping eight bucks.
The Colbert ReportS2 E126Amy Goodman
Stephen has heard that liberal radio and TV host Amy Goodman is a real firebrand, so he wants her to bring it.
The Colbert ReportS2 E126Better Know a District - Florida's 16th - Mark Foley
Stephen better knows Florida's 16th district: famous for hurricanes, jai alai, the Burt Reynolds museum and Representative Mark Foley.
The Colbert ReportS2 E126Maz Jobrani
After a security check, Stephen welcomes actor Maz Jobrani, who will no longer audition for the role of a terrorist.
The Colbert ReportS2 E126Behavioral Profiling
Security personnel have begun using behavioral profiling to identify suspicious individuals at airports. They won't say exactly what they're looking for, but Stephen will.
The Colbert ReportS2 E127Stephen Greets Kim Jong-il
Stephen greets Kim Jong-il in Korean, which he's been learning since around 1:36 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time.
The Colbert ReportS2 E127Intro - 10/9/06
Making schools safer, North Korea's nuclear bomb test, an interview with Randy Newman, and why Stephen is like Wonder Woman.
The Colbert ReportS2 E127Randy Newman
Randy Newman wonders whether he's at the McCarthy hearings -- and rolls over on George Clooney.
The Colbert ReportS2 E127Sport Report - Saginaw Spirit 3-0 with Steagle Colbeagle
Over the weekend, the Yankees were knocked out of the playoffs and T.O. returned to Philly, so let's start with Junior League Hockey.
The Colbert ReportS2 E127The Word - Safety
Stephen agrees with Wisconsin State Assemblyman Frank Lasse that the only way to keep guns out of the classroom is to put guns in the classroom.
The Colbert ReportS2 E128Ariel Levy
Ariel Levy thinks women who imitate porn stars are far from any sort of authentic sexual liberation. Stephen thinks she sounds like a Muslim fundamentalist.
The Colbert ReportS2 E128Jane Fonda and Gloria Steinem
The sparks fly when Stephen heads to the kitchen with Gloria Steinem and Jane Fonda in a "Kiss the Cook" apron, and the phrase "Ice cream three-way" is coined.
The Colbert ReportS2 E128A Salute to the American Lady
Stephen has been advised by counsel not to go into any of the details of the disturbing allegations against him -- which is a shame, because they're pretty arousing.
The Colbert ReportS2 E128Sign Off - Mrs. Colbert
In Stephen's book, every person in the country is Miss America. No, better -- Mrs. Colbert.
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