The Colbert Report
Junk Food Feed
Season 9 E 12 • 10/18/2012
The crippling drought forces American cattle farmers to think outside the box they pack their cows in.

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00:09
The Colbert ReportS9 E11
Sign Off - Loose Teeth
Stephen spits out his teeth.
10/17/2012
01:33
The Colbert ReportS9 E11
Mitt's Greatest Debate Triumph
Mitt Romney's pre-debate coin flip conquest should improve his chances with undecided voters.
10/17/2012
02:30
The Colbert ReportS9 E11
Stupid Town Hall Topics
Lady issues should be saved for the Sadie Hawkins debate, and Mitt Romney gets to the root of America's supposed gun problem.
10/17/2012
02:58
The Colbert ReportS9 E11
Alpha Dog of the Week - Scott DesJarlais
Republican Congressman Scott DesJarlais stands adamantly against abortion except when it endangers the political life of the father.
10/17/2012
06:00
The Colbert ReportS9 E11
Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry talks about African-American actors in Hollywood, the upcoming election and his latest film, "Alex Cross."
10/17/2012
06:37
The Colbert ReportS9 E12
Special Report - A Shucking Disaster - Nightmare at the Mitchell Corn Palace
People drive from presumably elsewhere to see the historic Mitchell Corn Palace, but this year Director Mark Schilling receives a call that every Corn Palace director dreads.
10/18/2012
03:05
The Colbert ReportS9 E12
The Killers
The alternative rock band chats about Mitt Romney's iPod and clears up a confusing song line for Stephen.
10/18/2012
02:06
The Colbert ReportS9 E12
Mitt's First Day
Mitt Romney's inauguration day schedule exhibits the qualities of a real leader -- or a serious tweaker.
10/18/2012
00:06
The Colbert ReportS9 E12
Sign Off - "Battle Born"
Stephen looks inside The Killers' latest record jacket, "Battle Born."
10/18/2012
02:07
The Colbert ReportS9 E12
Celebrity Campaign Endorsements
America should get used to the term "President Romney" because Mitt has picked up the biggest endorsement of all.
10/18/2012
02:15
The Colbert ReportS9 E12
Junk Food Feed
The crippling drought forces American cattle farmers to think outside the box they pack their cows in.
10/18/2012
03:39
The Colbert ReportS9 E13
Governor Magorium's Ganja Emporium
Puff the Magic Governor Andrew Cuomo wants to avoid drug charges against thousands of New Yorkers who are disproportionately black and Hispanic youth.
10/22/2012
06:31
The Colbert ReportS9 E13
CEO Blackmail & FEC Consent
Thanks to the Federal Election Commission, a CEO can require his employees to campaign for the candidate of his choice while the employee has no choice.
10/22/2012
00:07
The Colbert ReportS9 E13
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen flings a WristStrong bracelet.
10/22/2012
06:18
The Colbert ReportS9 E13
Donald Sadoway
MIT Professor Donald Sadoway plans to minimize the world's oil dependence with the first liquid metal battery.
10/22/2012
04:20
The Colbert ReportS9 E13
Virginia's Voter Fraud Fighter
The voter watchdog spoilsports would have America believe that tampering with voter registration is a "federal crime" just because it is.
10/22/2012
03:56
The Colbert ReportS9 E14
Elusive, Mysterious, Undecided Voters
The electoral kitchen is closing in two weeks, and some voters still can't decide if they want the black and white cookie or the decaf Wheat Thin.
10/23/2012
06:31
The Colbert ReportS9 E14
Lance Armstrong's Doping Scandal
The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency comes down on Lance Armstrong, and Stephen addresses accusations of ball doping.
10/23/2012
00:10
The Colbert ReportS9 E14
Sign Off - Manischewitz
Stephen says goodnight and twists open a bottle of Manischewitz.
10/23/2012
05:49
The Colbert ReportS9 E14
Stephen Colbert's Debate 2012 Coverage
Mitt Romney lays out his prosecution of Barack Obama's weak foreign leadership and becomes a "plausible" president.
10/23/2012
04:33
The Colbert ReportS9 E14
John Grisham
John Grisham talks about his rivalry with Stephen King, his days as a starving lawyer, and his latest book, "The Racketeer."
10/23/2012
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