The Colbert Report
Junk Food Feed
Season 9 • 10/18/2012
Corn prices skyrocket, so livestock owner Joseph Watson starts feeding his cows secondhand candy.
The Colbert ReportS9 Mitt's Greatest Debate Triumph
Mitt Romney's pre-debate coin flip conquest should improve his chances with undecided voters.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stupid Town Hall Topics
Lady issues should be saved for the Sadie Hawkins debate, and Mitt Romney gets to the root of America's supposed gun problem.
The Colbert ReportS9 Alpha Dog of the Week - Scott DesJarlais
Republican Congressman Scott DesJarlais stands adamantly against abortion except when it endangers the political life of the father.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry talks about African-American actors in Hollywood, the upcoming election and his latest film, "Alex Cross."
The Colbert ReportS9 Special Report - A Shucking Disaster - Nightmare at the Mitchell Corn Palace
People drive from presumably elsewhere to see the historic Mitchell Corn Palace, but this year Director Mark Schilling receives a call that every Corn Palace director dreads.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Killers
The alternative rock band chats about Mitt Romney's iPod and clears up a confusing song line for Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS9 Mitt's First Day
Mitt Romney's inauguration day schedule exhibits the qualities of a real leader -- or a serious tweaker.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - "Battle Born"
Stephen looks inside The Killers' latest record jacket, "Battle Born."
The Colbert ReportS9 Celebrity Campaign Endorsements
America should get used to the term "President Romney" because Mitt has picked up the biggest endorsement of all.
The Colbert ReportS9 Junk Food Feed
The crippling drought forces American cattle farmers to think outside the box they pack their cows in.
The Colbert ReportS9 Governor Magorium's Ganja Emporium
Puff the Magic Governor Andrew Cuomo wants to avoid drug charges against thousands of New Yorkers who are disproportionately black and Hispanic youth.
The Colbert ReportS9 CEO Blackmail & FEC Consent
Thanks to the Federal Election Commission, a CEO can require his employees to campaign for the candidate of his choice while the employee has no choice.
The Colbert ReportS9 Donald Sadoway
MIT Professor Donald Sadoway plans to minimize the world's oil dependence with the first liquid metal battery.
The Colbert ReportS9 Virginia's Voter Fraud Fighter
The voter watchdog spoilsports would have America believe that tampering with voter registration is a "federal crime" just because it is.
The Colbert ReportS9 Elusive, Mysterious, Undecided Voters
The electoral kitchen is closing in two weeks, and some voters still can't decide if they want the black and white cookie or the decaf Wheat Thin.
The Colbert ReportS9 Lance Armstrong's Doping Scandal
The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency comes down on Lance Armstrong, and Stephen addresses accusations of ball doping.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Manischewitz
Stephen says goodnight and twists open a bottle of Manischewitz.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen Colbert's Debate 2012 Coverage
Mitt Romney lays out his prosecution of Barack Obama's weak foreign leadership and becomes a "plausible" president.
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