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Illegal Immigration - Bay Buchanan
Season 3 • 05/23/2007
Bay Buchanan and Stephen hate the new immigration bill.
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01:23
The Colbert Report
S3
Popularity Contest
Stephen is outraged that someone would insinuate "American Idol" is merely a popularity contest.
05/22/2007
00:15
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Lesson Forgotten
Stephen learns an important lesson about writing down important lessons.
05/22/2007
04:55
The Colbert Report
S3
ThreatDown - Environmentalists
Environmentalists are on the list for setting up trust funds for bears.
05/22/2007
06:02
The Colbert Report
S3
John Amaechi
Former center John Amaechi joins Stephen to discuss how hard it was to remember that he was the gay one in the NBA.
05/22/2007
02:44
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Party of Change
Stephen is relieved to find that the Democrats' talk of ethics reform merely meant that the public should reform their idea of right and wrong.
05/22/2007
00:33
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 5/23/07
The Democrats back down on a timetable for troop withdrawal, while the House and Senate forge a compromise on immigration.
05/23/2007
03:38
The Colbert Report
S3
ThreatDown - Pellicano!
Stephen left Anthony Pellicano a few voicemails back in the late 90s, but he has nothing to be ashamed of, or incarcerated for.
05/23/2007
02:44
The Colbert Report
S3
Bush is Back!
The Democrats backed down on the Iraq timetable. President Bush is back!
05/23/2007
00:14
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Hi-Def
Stephen wants his viewers watching him in hi-def to know that The Colbert Report does not broadcast in hi-def.
05/23/2007
05:54
The Colbert Report
S3
Bob Deans
Author Bob Deans explains there were slaves in America before there were pilgrims.
05/23/2007
06:21
The Colbert Report
S3
Illegal Immigration - Bay Buchanan
Bay Buchanan explains why Stephen's idea for a crocodile moat border is too messy.
05/23/2007
00:08
The Colbert Report
S3
Speaking Fee
Stephen will see you in a week, unless you have a million dollars for his speaking fee.
05/24/2007
06:03
The Colbert Report
S3
Jimmy Wales
Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales says that his staff is scrambling to protect Wikipedia from Stephen.
05/24/2007
02:31
The Colbert Report
S3
Up in Smoke
There are some Memorial Day weekend dangers you might never have thought of if it weren't for Stephen thinking them up at you.
05/24/2007
02:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Fleet Week
The Fleet Week servicemen are just innocent, small town kids wandering a big city rife with temptations like liquor, gambling and museums.
05/24/2007
00:26
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 5/24/07
Since it's Memorial Day weekend, Stephen wants to remind everyone to turn their clocks back.
05/24/2007
05:50
The Colbert Report
S3
Better Know a District - Arizona's 7th - Raul Grijalva
Stephen believes Representative Raul Grijalva's Interethnic Racial Harmony Award would make one hell of a weapon.
05/24/2007
02:23
The Colbert Report
S3
Big Loud Flag
Some people have complained about Stephen's big, loud flag.
05/24/2007
04:08
The Colbert Report
S3
Better Know a District - Illinois' 9th - Jan Schakowsky
Stephen visits the district on the North Shore of Chicago, home of Northwestern University, Wrigley Field and Mayor McCheese.
06/04/2007
01:57
The Colbert Report
S3
Uneventful Vacation
Stephen recalls the uneventful events from his week off that only included performing medical experiments on himself and traveling the world behind a mask.
06/04/2007
05:10
The Colbert Report
S3
Leon Botstein
Bard College president Leon Botstein explains how educating prisoners is an effective way to reintroduce them to society.
06/04/2007
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