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Dinesh D'Souza
Season 3 • 01/16/2007
Dinesh D'Souza agrees with some of what the terrorists say.
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00:32
Intro - 1/15/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen discusses plastic surgery with author Alex Kuczynski and debuts his new financial segment.
01/15/2007
04:45
Alex Kuczynski
The Colbert Report
S3
Alex Kuczynski explains why we don't look better after spending $15 billion on plastic surgery.
01/15/2007
02:40
A Man's Touch
The Colbert Report
S3
It's insensitive to remind Condoleezza Rice that she's going to die without knowing a man's touch.
01/15/2007
06:04
Bears & Balls - Gas
The Colbert Report
S3
Buy gas! It's a sure-fire commodity with no risk except for the sure risk of fire.
01/15/2007
02:25
Inspired by Dr. King
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen calls for a national lie-in. It's time to go beyond passive resistance to pure passiveness.
01/15/2007
01:36
Squeaky Chair
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen is feeling a little high-strung with Bill O'Reilly's impending visit, and his chair is caught in the crossfire.
01/16/2007
03:20
Pesos for Pizza
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen is forced to rethink his three least favorite words: the Hollywood Foreign Press.
01/16/2007
03:37
The Word - Symbolic
The Colbert Report
S3
A symbolic Congress makes a symbolic stand against a symbolic war.
01/16/2007
00:35
Intro - 1/16/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen begins the show with some self-aggrandizing vocal warm-ups.
01/16/2007
03:59
Sport Report - Bend it Like Beckham
The Colbert Report
S3
David Beckham comes to America to be an actor, and Stephen has the perfect project for him.
01/16/2007
06:29
Dinesh D'Souza
The Colbert Report
S3
Dinesh D'Souza believes saying that the cultural left is causing America's destruction would be going too far.
01/16/2007
05:57
Better Know a District - Washington's 3rd - Brian Baird
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen brings clinical psychologist/Congressman Brian Baird to a safe place.
01/17/2007
06:03
Lynn Swann
The Colbert Report
S3
Hall of Famer Lynn Swann helps Stephen trash-talk the remaining NFL playoff teams that aren't the New Orleans Saints.
01/17/2007
00:38
Intro - 1/17/07
The Colbert Report
S3
It's Stephen's 200th show and he wants a commemorative coin.
01/17/2007
02:02
200th Episode
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen underplays the importance of his 200th episode, as Papa Bear is making a visit tomorrow.
01/17/2007
05:17
Richard Clarke
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen sells Richard Clarke's book with promises of robot sex.
01/17/2007
00:32
Intro - 1/18/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Bill O'Reilly is about to appear on The Colbert Report, regardless of whether or not you're high.
01/18/2007
04:04
The Word - Go It Alone
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen is not interested in the president's new commitment to flexibility and compromise, not when he can go it alone.
01/18/2007
02:34
The Advent of O'Reilly
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen has been spending the whole day making sure everything is perfect for his guest, Bill O'Reilly.
01/18/2007
04:12
We The Mediator - Trump v. O'Donnell
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen is forced to side with Rosie O'Donnell over Donald Trump.
01/18/2007
02:08
O'Reilly's Microwave
The Colbert Report
S3
To honor the historic crossover of The Colbert Report and The O'Reilly Factor, Stephen steals a microwave.
01/18/2007
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