The Colbert Report

Elizabeth Bintliff

Season 5 • 04/23/2009

Elizabeth Bintliff explains the importance of livestock for developing countries.

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The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 4/22/09

President Obama returns from the Summit of the Americas, and Stephen looks forward to making fun of Ira Glass' glasses.
04/22/2009
02:03

The Colbert ReportS5
"The Price Is Right" Goes Green

Stephen bids less than a dollar on environmentally friendly prizes.
04/22/2009
05:33

The Colbert ReportS5
Summit of All Fears

Esteban Colberto believes Barack Obama has bigger plantains to fry than the Summit of the Americas.
04/22/2009
05:32

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Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf? - Qatar

Alcohol and pornography aren't allowed in Qatar, but they didn't say anything about O'Doul's and the Talbots catalogue.
04/22/2009
00:12

The Colbert ReportS5
Never Go to Bed Angry

Don't go to bed angry. Stephen will do that for you.
04/22/2009
00:10

The Colbert ReportS5
Goodnight, Daisy

Stephen bids goodnight to Daisy the Cow.
04/23/2009
05:14

The Colbert ReportS5
The Word - Brunt Double

Until we can all agree on whom we should be angry at, tearing each other apart is the best plan we've got.
04/23/2009
00:39

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 4/23/09

Who is to blame for the economic crisis? If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, the ducks probably did it.
04/23/2009
03:27

The Colbert ReportS5
Illegitimate Grandson of an Alligator

Have you heard the rumor that Bill Posey's grandmother had her alligator baby out of wedlock?
04/23/2009
04:26

The Colbert ReportS5
America Does Not Swear On Camera

Shepard Smith swearing on camera isn't something one gets away with like torture.
04/23/2009
05:47

The Colbert ReportS5
Elizabeth Bintliff

Elizabeth Bintliff brings along Daisy the Cow to promote Heifer International, an organization that delivers livestock to developing countries.
04/23/2009
02:04

The Colbert ReportS5
Days of Swine and Doses

The swine flu virus contains a little something from pig, bird and human -- just like Stephen's paella recipe.
04/27/2009
06:58

The Colbert ReportS5
Shout Out - Kids Edition

Stephen promises never to eat Ewok, provides some child-safe Nazi footage and raises the competition on donorschoose.org.
04/27/2009
03:36

The Colbert ReportS5
The Decemberists

Colin Meloy describes The Decemberists' latest album by listing influences Stephen's never heard of.
04/27/2009
01:43

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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Fir Tree Lung

Christmas trees are supposed to warm the cockles of our hearts, not infest the alveoli of our lungs.
04/27/2009
00:31

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 4/27/09

Swine flu rages, and The Decemberists stop by and officially sell out.
04/27/2009
02:11

The Colbert ReportS5
A Rare Correction - Stephen Eats an Ewok

Stephen wasn't completely honest when he said he'd never eat an Ewok.
04/27/2009
04:15

The Colbert ReportS5
Daniel Gross

Daniel Gross urges rich cable TV personalities to buy steaks, cigars and whiskey.
04/28/2009
01:36

The Colbert ReportS5
Arlen Specter Contracts Donkey Flu

Republicans tried to fight off donkey flu, but their white cells weren't strong enough.
04/28/2009
00:12

The Colbert ReportS5
No Animals Were Harmed

No animals were harmed, but after the credits roll, all bets are off.
04/28/2009
00:33

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 4/28/09

Stephen learns what it takes to be a foreign correspondent, besides a pad, a pencil and an anti-American bias, and drinks are on Daniel Gross.
04/28/2009
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