The Colbert Report

Intro - 3/28/11

Season 7 • 03/28/2011

When will labor unions give it a break that isn't contractually mandated?

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03:42

Eat, Pray to Eat - Laurie Garrett
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Laurie Garrett explains how biofuels, natural disasters and disease contribute to the global food crisis.
03/24/2011
05:38

Bears & Balls - Misery Edition
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CNBC's Larry Kudlow sees the good news in Japan's earthquake, and global food prices skyrocket.
03/24/2011
00:34

Intro - 3/24/11
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Food prices skyrocket, a cable news feud escalates, and Jody Williams wants to advance equality for all.
03/24/2011
00:25

Sign Off - John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show
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Stephen urges everyone to watch John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show because he understands his desperate desire to escape Jon Stewart.
03/24/2011
01:51

Chaos in Chaonada
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Embattled Prime Minister Stephen Harper orders Mounties to dump cauldrons of boiling maple syrup on marauding bands of rebel Inuit.
03/28/2011
01:23

Shout Out to Cece Lederer
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Cece Lederer was injured defending her mom from Ultimate Fighting Champion Brock Lesnar.
03/28/2011
05:14

Tip/Wag - Cigarette Tax, Abortion Waiting Period & Bargain Travelers
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New Hampshire cuts its cigarette tax, South Dakota requires a waiting period for abortions, and thrifty terrorists pose a security threat.
03/28/2011
00:34

Sign Off - Movits! Streams "Out of My Head"
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Movits! will be streaming "Out of My Head" exclusively on ColbertNation.com until April 5th.
03/28/2011
03:36

Maine Squeeze
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Maine Governor Paul LePage removes a pro-labor mural because of its anti-business message.
03/28/2011
07:16

Michael Moore
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Michael Moore says labor unions are on the ropes because wealthy people have done everything they can to destroy them.
03/28/2011
00:31

Intro - 3/28/11
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Stephen suggests a giant beard magnet to catch terrorists and interviews Michael Moore by standing outside a building, with a bullhorn.
03/28/2011
00:37

Intro - 3/29/11
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Stephen gives an update from the world of religion, questions Obama's plan for Libya and talks infectious diseases with Dr. Anthony Fauci.
03/29/2011
05:13

Turd Sandwich in Libya
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Newt Gingrich proves that leadership isn't about bombing Libya, it's about being consistently against whatever Obama does.
03/29/2011
03:19

Stephen's Next Religion - Stephen Prothero
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Stephen Prothero helps Stephen find a new faith by describing Quakers, reincarnation and Shakers.
03/29/2011
00:10

Sign Off - Do Not Help Jimmy Fallon
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Don't give generously to help Jimmy Fallon raise $26,000 -- it's too important.
03/29/2011
02:26

Yahweh or No Way - Christianity Is Fattening
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Jesus is totally cut, but unfortunately the same cannot be said of his followers.
03/29/2011
05:04

Anthony Fauci
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Anthony Fauci explains to Stephen why AIDS is still a big problem, even with abstinence education.
03/29/2011
03:44

Jimmy Fallon Promises a Performance by Stephen
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If Jimmy Fallon raises $26,000 for DonorsChoose by Friday, Stephen will be forced to give the performance of a lifetime.
03/29/2011
03:40

James O'Keefe Asks for Donations
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James O'Keefe asks his supporters to donate to a confessed criminal, attempted boat molester and dildo monger.
03/30/2011
04:51

Tim Shriver
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Tim Shriver asks Stephen to lead a campaign to get people to stop using the r-word.
03/30/2011
03:23

Stephen Practices Rebecca Black's "Friday"
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Thanks to a small minority of people who care about children, Stephen has to sing Rebecca Black's "Friday" on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon."
03/30/2011
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