The Colbert Report
Alpha Dog of the Week - Cecilia Gimenez
Season 8 • 09/20/2012
An elderly Spanish woman botches a 19th-century fresco of Christ and seeks royalties for her work.
Mitt Romney's & Barack Obama's Secret VideosThe Colbert ReportS8
Conservatives denounce Mitt Romney for his secret fundraising video, while Fox News boasts 14-year-old secret footage of President Obama.
The Word - Ask NotThe Colbert ReportS8
Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney articulates a positive, forward-looking vision of what he wouldn't have done in the past.
Intro - 9/19/12The Colbert ReportS8
The Romney campaign unveils its new strategy, revelations surface about the life of Jesus, and world-renowned violinist Itzhak Perlman sits down with Stephen.
Wife of JesusThe Colbert ReportS8
Before he had a wife, Jesus was a party animal always turning water into wine and hanging out with prostitutes.
Itzhak PerlmanThe Colbert ReportS8
Acclaimed violinist Itzhak Perlman shares his early fascination with classical music and questions the Colbert Bump.
Sign Off - Ask-O-MaticThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen uses his Errol Morris-inspired interview machine.
Errol MorrisThe Colbert ReportS8
Award-winning documentarian Errol Morris discusses the Jeffrey MacDonald murder case, the modern court system and his interview machine, the Interrotron.
Mitt Romney's Hispanic OutreachThe Colbert ReportS8
Republicans need to produce more angry white guys if they are going to stay in business, and Mitt Romney encourages self-deportation.
Vladimir Putin's Crane FlightThe Colbert ReportS8
Vladimir Putin's realistic crane costume will remind Russian citizens that any animal could secretly be Putin in disguise.
Mitt Romney's Hispanic Outreach - Esteban ColbertoThe Colbert ReportS8
Social conservative Esteban Colberto feels empowered knowing that he can throw himself out of America by his own bootstraps.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Cecilia GimenezThe Colbert ReportS8
Amateur restoration artist Cecilia Gimenez turns a naturalistic portrait of the Son of God into a dough-faced homunculus.
Sport Report - NFL Referee Lockout - Replacement Refs & RatingsThe Colbert ReportS8
NFL fans criticize stand-in referees, but the greatest worst calls in football history are actually good for business.
Sign Off - "America Again"The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen reads his book, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't."
Intro - 9/25/12The Colbert ReportS8
The polls disfavor Mitt Romney, the NFL combats outrage, and Claressa Shields is the first female boxer to nab Olympic gold.
Mitt Romney's Airplane Window GaffeThe Colbert ReportS8
Just as Kennedy challenged America to put a man on the moon, Mitt Romney challenges manufacturers to put power windows on planes.
"Rolling Calamity" Campaign & "America Again" PreviewThe Colbert ReportS8
Peggy Noonan calls the Romney campaign a "rolling calamity," and Stephen mails Mitt his new book, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't."
National Journal PollThe Colbert ReportS8
Since the Romney campaign is only on its third reboot, conservatives shouldn't worry about Mitt's negative poll numbers.
Claressa ShieldsThe Colbert ReportS8
American boxer Claressa Shields talks about the London Olympics, weight classes and Stephen's punchable head.
Obama's Ottoman EmpireThe Colbert ReportS8
The bacon shortage is an Islamic conspiracy, and President Obama's disloyalty to murderous dictators means another Turkish Empire.
Jim HoltThe Colbert ReportS8
Philosopher Jim Holt tries to solve the mystery of the universe without involving God or scientific laws.
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