The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 7 • 02/19/2003

Avril Levigne dwarfs the world's most ruthless dictators.

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Moment of Zen - Rocket Women

Protesters wearing giant rocket-shaped prosthetic penises sing The Doors.
02/18/2003
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Rocca - Apocalypse Snow - Get Up On It

Jon tears Mo away from his beloved storm tracker to find out what it's like being outside in the blizzard aftermath.
02/18/2003
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Apocalypse Snow - Code White

A massive blizzard blankets the Northeast, the mayor calls for calm, and Jon makes $2 million.
02/18/2003
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Steve Kroft Pt. 2

"60 Minutes" anchor Steve Kroft discusses post-9/11 hysteria, and Jon suggests a novel way to improve the Department of Homeland Security.
02/18/2003
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Livestock Love Fest

The movement to deprive animals from rolling around in their own waste is gaining international footing.
02/19/2003
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Magnum Farce

The new Smith and Wesson revolver is the perfect weapon for killing bears and squirrels piloting small aircrafts.
02/19/2003
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Showdown Chirac

Jon wonders whether every ruler of every country in the world right now is a giant dick.
02/19/2003
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Banned Aid

Libertarian party to raise a nation of responsible gun owners by giving toy guns to children.
02/19/2003
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Jeff Daniels

Jeff Daniels and Jon talk about Ted Turner's resemblance to Yosemite Sam.
02/19/2003
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Moment of Zen - Little Girl with Gun

A little girl gets a gun for a gift.
02/19/2003
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Ass Parade

Parade magazine tells you everything you need to know about Avril Lavigne and some stuff on dictators too.
02/19/2003
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America Freaks Out II - The Re-Freaking

You need never overreact to the end of the world again, thanks to a new advertising campaign by the Department of Homeland Security.
02/20/2003
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Windows

Iraqi State Television airs a daily satirical news program that makes it its mission to lampoon some of the more humorous aspects of the situation in Iraq.
02/20/2003
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On Fire

Senior Security Analyst Rob Corddry is on fire but he's not running.
02/20/2003
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Intro - Mike Tyson's Tattoo

Jon wants to remind those who think Mike Tyson is crazy for getting a tattoo on his face that he bit off a man's ear.
02/20/2003
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Luke Wilson

Luke Wilson talks about working in an all-male atmosphere for his latest film.
02/20/2003
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Moment of Zen - Tom Ridge Ad

Tom Ridge advises families to prepare for a terrorist attack in a new Homeland Security ad campaign.
02/20/2003
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Eric Idle

Even after all these years, the guys in Monty Python still like to bare their bums in Albert Hall.
03/03/2003
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Arrested Dishevelment

Brutal Imperialist Americans wage war on doorknobs, slippers and tee shirts.
03/03/2003
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Coffee, Fezzy Hat Guy

The Daily Show is trying to help you better generalize Turks for humorous purposes.
03/03/2003
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Jive Turkey

Ninety-five percent of the Turkish population is against the U.S.-led war in Iraq and using Turkey as a base of operations.
03/03/2003
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