The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
This Just In - Haute Beef Injunction
Season 5 E 67 • 12/05/2000

Blood sausage may be rendered unappetizing as mad cow disease spreads across Europe.

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01:54

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E66
Indecision 2000 - Laws and Such

With legal decisions in the Florida recount coming fast and furious, Vance DeGeneres and Mo Rocca attempt to clarify exactly what's going on.
12/04/2000
01:16

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E66
Intro - Article Two

Interpreting Article Two of the Constitution makes Jon really bored.
12/04/2000
01:01

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E67
Recap - Cheney And Mad Cow

Jon Stewart recaps the top stories of the night and previews tomorrow's show.
12/05/2000
02:30

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E67
Ad Nauseam - Vagina Vagina Vagina

The ingredients of feminine hygiene products don't get more pure than octoxynol 9 and sodium benzoate.
12/05/2000
04:54

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E67
Faith Ford

Faith Ford discusses the difference between working with Norm MacDonald and Candice Bergen.
12/05/2000
02:45

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E67
Indecision 2000 - Spin, Lose Or Draw

Al Gore is running out of ways to lose.
12/05/2000
02:07

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E67
Cheney Health

Republican spin doctors are asking the public to consider Dick Cheney's hard trouble within the context of his other organs.
12/05/2000
01:57

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E67
Indecision 2000 - Heart Event

Doctor's unclogged one of Dick Cheney's arteries that was 90% blocked and only allowed 10% of hate to course through it.
12/05/2000
01:00

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E67
Intro - Joke Elves

Jon Stewart catches the joke elves in the studio having a sex party.
12/05/2000
00:12

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E67
Moment of Zen - Fighting Weight

Dick Cheney hasn't hit his fighting weight yet.
12/05/2000
02:18

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E67
This Just In - Haute Beef Injunction

Blood sausage may be rendered unappetizing as mad cow disease spreads across Europe.
12/05/2000
01:02

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E68
Intro - Beating up Santa

Jon beats the crap out of a Santa on the street ringing a bell.
12/06/2000
04:47

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E68
In Cold Sap

What kind of a person could make use of a dead tree? A carpenter perhaps?
12/06/2000
02:08

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E68
Headlines - Shell on Earth

The world's oldest tortoise celebrates its 170th birthday by dancing on the hare's grave, very slowly.
12/06/2000
02:04

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E68
Headlines - Eleven Large

Eleven freshman senators are welcomed to the Senate, including Hillary Clinton.
12/06/2000
00:16

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E68
Moment of Zen - Jingle Bell Rock

Rudy Giuliani, Al Roker and others sing at Rockefeller Center.
12/06/2000
02:35

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E68
Back in Black - Jail Time

The Daily Show won't pay to dry clean Lewis Black's suit, but will pay a cameraman overtime to film his release from prison.
12/06/2000
04:44

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E68
Chris O'Donnell

Not a single person was lost during the eight months of shooting Chris O'Donnell's new movie.
12/06/2000
00:57

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E68
Recap - 12/6/00

Jon recaps today's stories and previews tomorrow's Stephen Colbert piece.
12/06/2000
00:16

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Moment of Zen - Fingernails

The man with the longest fingernails in the world takes them out of their special bag.
12/07/2000
02:42

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E69
Sexy Underwear

Dave Attell runs down the hottest gifts for the holiday season, mainly sexy lingerie for women and fruity underwear for men.
12/07/2000
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