The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
This Just In - Haute Beef Injunction
Season 5 • 12/05/2000
Moms have only 27 infected bone meal shopping days till New Year.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Indecision 2000 - Laws and Such
With legal decisions in the Florida recount coming fast and furious, Vance DeGeneres and Mo Rocca attempt to clarify exactly what's going on.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Intro - Article Two
Interpreting Article Two of the Constitution makes Jon really bored.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Recap - Cheney And Mad Cow
Jon Stewart recaps the top stories of the night and previews tomorrow's show.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Ad Nauseam - Vagina Vagina Vagina
The ingredients of feminine hygiene products don't get more pure than octoxynol 9 and sodium benzoate.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Faith Ford
Faith Ford discusses the difference between working with Norm MacDonald and Candice Bergen.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Indecision 2000 - Spin, Lose Or Draw
Al Gore is running out of ways to lose.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Cheney Health
Republican spin doctors are asking the public to consider Dick Cheney's hard trouble within the context of his other organs.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Indecision 2000 - Heart Event
Doctor's unclogged one of Dick Cheney's arteries that was 90% blocked and only allowed 10% of hate to course through it.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Intro - Joke Elves
Jon Stewart catches the joke elves in the studio having a sex party.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Fighting Weight
Dick Cheney hasn't hit his fighting weight yet.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 This Just In - Haute Beef Injunction
Blood sausage may be rendered unappetizing as mad cow disease spreads across Europe.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Intro - Beating up Santa
Jon beats the crap out of a Santa on the street ringing a bell.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 In Cold Sap
What kind of a person could make use of a dead tree? A carpenter perhaps?
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Shell on Earth
The world's oldest tortoise celebrates its 170th birthday by dancing on the hare's grave, very slowly.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Eleven Large
Eleven freshman senators are welcomed to the Senate, including Hillary Clinton.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Jingle Bell Rock
Rudy Giuliani, Al Roker and others sing at Rockefeller Center.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Back in Black - Jail Time
The Daily Show won't pay to dry clean Lewis Black's suit, but will pay a cameraman overtime to film his release from prison.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Chris O'Donnell
Not a single person was lost during the eight months of shooting Chris O'Donnell's new movie.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Recap - 12/6/00
Jon recaps today's stories and previews tomorrow's Stephen Colbert piece.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Fingernails
The man with the longest fingernails in the world takes them out of their special bag.
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