The Colbert Report

Intro - 9/12/06

Season 2 E 112 • 09/12/2006

Jedi Stephen helps President Bush open a door.

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Manilow's Emmy
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Upon reflection over vacation, Stephen is glad he didn't win an Emmy award since his balloons would pop on its wings.
09/11/2006
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The Path to 9/11
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The fifth anniversary of 9/11 is a time for the nation to reflect, come together and watch TV.
09/11/2006
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Intro - 9/11/06
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In this episode, Stephen discusses George Allen's possible plagiarism of an amendment, the new ABC miniseries based on 9/11 and interviews comedian Martin Short.
09/11/2006
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Martin Short
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Stephen asks Martin Short what it's like to interview guests in character.
09/11/2006
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Sign Off - Lullaby Clap
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As not to infringe on any copywritten lullabies, Stephen claps one instead of singing it.
09/11/2006
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Toby Keith
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American hero Toby Keith talks about his new movie and smoking weed with Willie Nelson.
09/12/2006
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Green Screen Challenge - Entry
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Stephen talks about a recent entry to the green screen challenge and explains how you can enter, too.
09/12/2006
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Sign Off - Special Episode
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Tomorrow will be a special Colbert Report -- just like all of them.
09/12/2006
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The Word - Missed Opportunity
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To keep the American people scared, Stephen suggests taking the 14 captured terrorists on a personal appearance tour: Monsters of Terror '06.
09/12/2006
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Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 3rd - Richard Sexton
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Stephen meets with Democratic challenger Richard Sexton and helps him plan for the congratulatory phone call to his opponent when he loses.
09/12/2006
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Intro - 9/12/06
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President Bush can't seem to open a door without an explosion and a Jedi Stephen.
09/12/2006
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Formidable Opponent - Iraq Withdrawal
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We have to wait for the cake of a democratic Middle East to rise. If you pull it out of the oven too soon, the cake will fall.
09/13/2006
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Sign Off - Cigarettes
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What other industry would give us more of what we crave for free, and keep it a secret?
09/13/2006
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Ken Jennings
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"Brainiac" author and "Jeopardy" champ Ken Jennings tells Stephen what it's like knowing things no one else cares about.
09/13/2006
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The Word - Caveat Emptor
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If you're one of the suckers who bought "A Million Little Pieces," don't act like a victim, victimize someone else.
09/13/2006
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The Colmandos
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Stephen sends his crack team of commandos -- the Colmandos -- to rescue his son.
09/13/2006
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Intro - 9/13/06
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The author of "A Million Little Pieces" agrees to refund money to dissatisfied readers, and Stephen hopes Dan Brown is listening.
09/13/2006
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Tip/Wag - NASA
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NASA, it's your job to get the president to Mars, even if that means building a giant space cannon.
09/14/2006
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Sexy Photo
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Condoleezza Rice may or may not be dating Canadian Foreign Minister Peter MacKay.
09/14/2006
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Bridge Contest
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Stephen wins a contest to have a Hungarian bridge named after him.
09/14/2006
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Hungarian Bridge - Andras Simonyi
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Before the new Hungarian bridge can be named after Stephen, two criteria must be met.
09/14/2006
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