The Colbert Report

Intro - 9/12/06

Season 2 E 112 • 09/12/2006

Jedi Stephen helps President Bush open a door.

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Manilow's Emmy

Upon reflection over vacation, Stephen is glad he didn't win an Emmy award since his balloons would pop on its wings.
09/11/2006
03:58

The Colbert ReportS2 E111
The Path to 9/11

The fifth anniversary of 9/11 is a time for the nation to reflect, come together and watch TV.
09/11/2006
00:34

The Colbert ReportS2 E111
Intro - 9/11/06

In this episode, Stephen discusses George Allen's possible plagiarism of an amendment, the new ABC miniseries based on 9/11 and interviews comedian Martin Short.
09/11/2006
07:57

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Martin Short

Stephen asks Martin Short what it's like to interview guests in character.
09/11/2006
00:15

The Colbert ReportS2 E111
Sign Off - Lullaby Clap

As not to infringe on any copywritten lullabies, Stephen claps one instead of singing it.
09/11/2006
06:01

The Colbert ReportS2 E112
Toby Keith

American hero Toby Keith talks about his new movie and smoking weed with Willie Nelson.
09/12/2006
00:55

The Colbert ReportS2 E112
Green Screen Challenge - Entry

Stephen talks about a recent entry to the green screen challenge and explains how you can enter, too.
09/12/2006
00:08

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Sign Off - Special Episode

Tomorrow will be a special Colbert Report -- just like all of them.
09/12/2006
04:21

The Colbert ReportS2 E112
The Word - Missed Opportunity

To keep the American people scared, Stephen suggests taking the 14 captured terrorists on a personal appearance tour: Monsters of Terror '06.
09/12/2006
07:36

The Colbert ReportS2 E112
Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 3rd - Richard Sexton

Stephen meets with Democratic challenger Richard Sexton and helps him plan for the congratulatory phone call to his opponent when he loses.
09/12/2006
00:20

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Intro - 9/12/06

President Bush can't seem to open a door without an explosion and a Jedi Stephen.
09/12/2006
03:31

The Colbert ReportS2 E113
Formidable Opponent - Iraq Withdrawal

We have to wait for the cake of a democratic Middle East to rise. If you pull it out of the oven too soon, the cake will fall.
09/13/2006
01:22

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Sign Off - Cigarettes

What other industry would give us more of what we crave for free, and keep it a secret?
09/13/2006
06:50

The Colbert ReportS2 E113
Ken Jennings

"Brainiac" author and "Jeopardy" champ Ken Jennings tells Stephen what it's like knowing things no one else cares about.
09/13/2006
04:11

The Colbert ReportS2 E113
The Word - Caveat Emptor

If you're one of the suckers who bought "A Million Little Pieces," don't act like a victim, victimize someone else.
09/13/2006
03:44

The Colbert ReportS2 E113
The Colmandos

Stephen sends his crack team of commandos -- the Colmandos -- to rescue his son.
09/13/2006
00:30

The Colbert ReportS2 E113
Intro - 9/13/06

The author of "A Million Little Pieces" agrees to refund money to dissatisfied readers, and Stephen hopes Dan Brown is listening.
09/13/2006
02:38

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Tip/Wag - NASA

NASA, it's your job to get the president to Mars, even if that means building a giant space cannon.
09/14/2006
02:48

The Colbert ReportS2 E114
Sexy Photo

Condoleezza Rice may or may not be dating Canadian Foreign Minister Peter MacKay.
09/14/2006
01:35

The Colbert ReportS2 E114
Bridge Contest

Stephen wins a contest to have a Hungarian bridge named after him.
09/14/2006
03:53

The Colbert ReportS2 E114
Hungarian Bridge - Andras Simonyi

Before the new Hungarian bridge can be named after Stephen, two criteria must be met.
09/14/2006
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