The Colbert Report
Intro - 1/31/11
Season 7 • 01/31/2011
Stephen suggests watching a major breakthrough in taser technology on a TV in the bathtub.
The Colbert ReportS7 Gordita Supreme Court
Taco Bell's meat mixture doesn't satisfy the USDA's minimum requirements to be called beef.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 1/27/11
Stephen wonders if ESP exists, covers Taco Bell's broiled controversy and asks Brian Greene if there's a parallel universe where people still buy books.
The Colbert ReportS7 Time-Traveling Porn - Daryl Bem
Stephen uses the power of time-traveling porn to predict the 2012 presidential election, and Daryl Bem discusses his theory of extrasensory pornception.
The Colbert ReportS7 Candyquake
Stephen warned members of the Colbert Nation about thundersnow exactly five years to the day before New York was hit again.
The Colbert ReportS7 Mubarak, Mu Problems - Samer Shehata
Samer Shehata believes the U.S. can push for a stable Middle East by supporting the 83 million Egyptians rising up.
The Colbert ReportS7 Mubarak, Mu Problems
The Egyptian people should hold a special election to choose between Hosni Mubarak, Hosno McBarak and Hosna Mooburka.
The Colbert ReportS7 Un-American News - Kim Jong-il's Furry Hat
Decades of autocratic rule appear to be coming to an end for Kim Jong-il's furry hat.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Kim Jong-bear
Stephen signs off with his furry North Korean dictator hat.
The Colbert ReportS7 Paul Offit
Paul Offit believes the visibility of the smallpox vaccination scar during swimsuit season is a small price to pay for better health.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 1/31/11
Egypt is burning, there's a breakthrough in taser technology, and Dr. Paul Offit talks about the importance of vaccines.
The Colbert ReportS7 Hosni Mubarak Will Not Run Again
Hosni Mubarak is out, but Sean Hannity knows that the Egyptian uprising won't necessarily end in democracy.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - DiGiorno Pizza & Boneless Wyngz
Stephen signs off with a DiGiorno Pizza & Boneless Wyngz box.
The Colbert ReportS7 Wal-Mart Collaborates With Obama Administration - Leslie Dach
Leslie Dach confirms the ugly rumors that Wal-Mart is collaborating with the Obama administration to sell fruits and vegetables at a lower price.
The Colbert ReportS7 Thought for Food - Nestle Corporation
Thanks to the Nestle Corporation, nearly a third of Americans will never get the chance to be obese.
The Colbert ReportS7 Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis explains how Wall Street got so good at disguising bad loans that they bought some for themselves.
The Colbert ReportS7 Thought for Food - Wyngz & Wal-Mart
DiGiorno packages wyngz, and Wal-Mart helps Michelle Obama in her socialist scheme to end childhood obesity.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 2/2/11
America must break its dependency on foreign turmoil, and Sean Kelly has a new book about classic literature.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tip/Wag - British Superman & Big Flats Beer
A British actor is cast as the next Superman, and Walgreens offers a discount beer for 50 cents a can.
The Colbert ReportS7 Crisis in Egypt
Christiane Aman-purr must decide whether Egypt's revolution is a democratic uprising or an Islamic power grab.
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