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Intro - 1/31/11
Season 7 • 01/31/2011
Stephen suggests watching a major breakthrough in taser technology on a TV in the bathtub.
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03:50
The Colbert Report
S7
Gordita Supreme Court
Taco Bell's meat mixture doesn't satisfy the USDA's minimum requirements to be called beef.
01/27/2011
00:05
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
01/27/2011
00:33
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 1/27/11
Stephen wonders if ESP exists, covers Taco Bell's broiled controversy and asks Brian Greene if there's a parallel universe where people still buy books.
01/27/2011
07:45
The Colbert Report
S7
Time-Traveling Porn - Daryl Bem
Stephen uses the power of time-traveling porn to predict the 2012 presidential election, and Daryl Bem discusses his theory of extrasensory pornception.
01/27/2011
02:12
The Colbert Report
S7
Candyquake
Stephen warned members of the Colbert Nation about thundersnow exactly five years to the day before New York was hit again.
01/27/2011
04:43
The Colbert Report
S7
Mubarak, Mu Problems - Samer Shehata
Samer Shehata believes the U.S. can push for a stable Middle East by supporting the 83 million Egyptians rising up.
01/31/2011
02:53
The Colbert Report
S7
Mubarak, Mu Problems
The Egyptian people should hold a special election to choose between Hosni Mubarak, Hosno McBarak and Hosna Mooburka.
01/31/2011
03:03
The Colbert Report
S7
Un-American News - Kim Jong-il's Furry Hat
Decades of autocratic rule appear to be coming to an end for Kim Jong-il's furry hat.
01/31/2011
00:06
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Kim Jong-bear
Stephen signs off with his furry North Korean dictator hat.
01/31/2011
05:12
The Colbert Report
S7
Paul Offit
Paul Offit believes the visibility of the smallpox vaccination scar during swimsuit season is a small price to pay for better health.
01/31/2011
00:32
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 1/31/11
Egypt is burning, there's a breakthrough in taser technology, and Dr. Paul Offit talks about the importance of vaccines.
01/31/2011
03:10
The Colbert Report
S7
Hosni Mubarak Will Not Run Again
Hosni Mubarak is out, but Sean Hannity knows that the Egyptian uprising won't necessarily end in democracy.
02/01/2011
00:06
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - DiGiorno Pizza & Boneless Wyngz
Stephen signs off with a DiGiorno Pizza & Boneless Wyngz box.
02/01/2011
04:31
The Colbert Report
S7
Wal-Mart Collaborates With Obama Administration - Leslie Dach
Leslie Dach confirms the ugly rumors that Wal-Mart is collaborating with the Obama administration to sell fruits and vegetables at a lower price.
02/01/2011
02:52
The Colbert Report
S7
Thought for Food - Nestle Corporation
Thanks to the Nestle Corporation, nearly a third of Americans will never get the chance to be obese.
02/01/2011
05:52
The Colbert Report
S7
Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis explains how Wall Street got so good at disguising bad loans that they bought some for themselves.
02/01/2011
04:11
The Colbert Report
S7
Thought for Food - Wyngz & Wal-Mart
DiGiorno packages wyngz, and Wal-Mart helps Michelle Obama in her socialist scheme to end childhood obesity.
02/01/2011
00:29
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 2/2/11
America must break its dependency on foreign turmoil, and Sean Kelly has a new book about classic literature.
02/02/2011
05:09
The Colbert Report
S7
Tip/Wag - British Superman & Big Flats Beer
A British actor is cast as the next Superman, and Walgreens offers a discount beer for 50 cents a can.
02/02/2011
03:29
The Colbert Report
S7
Crisis in Egypt
Christiane Aman-purr must decide whether Egypt's revolution is a democratic uprising or an Islamic power grab.
02/02/2011
00:07
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Christiane Aman-purr & Big Flats Beer
Stephen signs off with Christiane Aman-purr and a can of Big Flats beer.
02/02/2011
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