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Season 4 E 45 • 10/18/1999
The New York City Metropolitan Transit Authority makes politeness mandatory.
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02:42
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E44
Ugly American - The Circus
Dave Attell explains that without elephants, the circus would be no different than his hotel room.
10/07/1999
04:06
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E44
Molly Shannon
Molly Shannon talks about her new movie, "Superstar," and her experience on Saturday Night Live but refuses to let Jon look at her toes.
10/07/1999
03:32
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E44
Headlines Hail to the Creep
Donald Trump plans to run for President of the United States of Donald, and Margaret Thatcher pleas for a cruel dictator to be released from prison.
10/07/1999
03:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E44
A Tale of Survival - Asleep in the Vent Pt. 1
Vance DeGeneres travels to Florida to talk to John Doe (not his real name) about the dumbest thing he's ever done: getting drunk and falling asleep in a vent.
10/07/1999
01:31
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E44
This Just In - Hot Young Teams
For $700 million, Houston businessman Bob McNair buys a new NFL franchise that is expected to suck.
10/07/1999
03:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E45
Rebecca Gayheart
Rebecca Gayheart discusses her show, "Wasteland," and moving to New York from a small town in Kentucky with no restaurants.
10/18/1999
04:07
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E45
Headlines - Coup Da Man!
The military overthrows the government of Pakistan and asks its soldiers to raise their hands if they love democracy.
10/18/1999
01:51
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E45
Other News - Cello Peril
Yo-Yo Ma learns to always keep your receipt when taking a cab in New York City.
10/18/1999
03:40
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E45
A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - Six Billion People
The world's six billionth person is born and Jon thinks, compared to rats and cockroaches, we're breeding like pandas.
10/18/1999
00:12
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E45
Moment of Zen - Demolition
Two towers get demolished.
10/18/1999
05:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E45
Thank You
Steve Carell hits the streets of New York to find out if toll takers are really legally obligated to say "thank you" to customers.
10/18/1999
01:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E46
Headlines - Kraptonite
The new power source is being hailed as eco-friendly, which is another way of saying it will never catch on.
10/19/1999
05:08
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E46
Steven Wright
Steven Wright shows off a piece of his art entitled, "Hey, Where is Everybody?"
10/19/1999
01:22
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E46
This Just In - New Kidneys on the Block
The government clarifies its regulations for getting donated organs to the sickest patients, which is bad news for people who sorta need a kidney.
10/19/1999
00:28
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E46
Millennial Moment - Millennium Schedule
Jon presents a schedule to prepare for the new millennium: at 11:28 p.m., pencil in "realizing you're alone."
10/19/1999
00:39
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E46
Intro - NYU
Jon tells the audience how they can win $10, but he gets half of it.
10/19/1999
01:34
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E46
Other News - Spaceballs
PSA is unlike other NASA space gadgets that are hidden from the public because they exist solely for destructive possibilities.
10/19/1999
00:12
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E46
Moment of Zen - Garbage
Energy is generated from garbage in Japan.
10/19/1999
01:36
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E46
Headlines - Next of Ken
Kenneth Starr finishes his self-gratifying investigation of President Clinton and hands the clean-up sock to Robert Ray.
10/19/1999
04:41
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E46
Cents And Sensibility
Stephen Colbert investigates the passionate arguments on both sides of whether the penny has become public enemy No. 1.
10/19/1999
02:17
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S4 E46
Back in Black - Donald for President
Donald Trump runs for president, Richard Branson sails the Atlantic and France picks their new Marianne.
10/19/1999
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