The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 4 E 45 • 10/18/1999

The New York City Metropolitan Transit Authority makes politeness mandatory.

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02:42

Ugly American - The Circus
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Dave Attell explains that without elephants, the circus would be no different than his hotel room.
10/07/1999
04:06

Molly Shannon
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Molly Shannon talks about her new movie, "Superstar," and her experience on Saturday Night Live but refuses to let Jon look at her toes.
10/07/1999
03:32

Headlines Hail to the Creep
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Donald Trump plans to run for President of the United States of Donald, and Margaret Thatcher pleas for a cruel dictator to be released from prison.
10/07/1999
03:20

A Tale of Survival - Asleep in the Vent Pt. 1
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Vance DeGeneres travels to Florida to talk to John Doe (not his real name) about the dumbest thing he's ever done: getting drunk and falling asleep in a vent.
10/07/1999
01:31

This Just In - Hot Young Teams
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For $700 million, Houston businessman Bob McNair buys a new NFL franchise that is expected to suck.
10/07/1999
03:18

Rebecca Gayheart
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Rebecca Gayheart discusses her show, "Wasteland," and moving to New York from a small town in Kentucky with no restaurants.
10/18/1999
04:07

Headlines - Coup Da Man!
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The military overthrows the government of Pakistan and asks its soldiers to raise their hands if they love democracy.
10/18/1999
01:51

Other News - Cello Peril
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Yo-Yo Ma learns to always keep your receipt when taking a cab in New York City.
10/18/1999
03:40

A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - Six Billion People
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The world's six billionth person is born and Jon thinks, compared to rats and cockroaches, we're breeding like pandas.
10/18/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Demolition
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Two towers get demolished.
10/18/1999
05:09

Thank You
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Steve Carell hits the streets of New York to find out if toll takers are really legally obligated to say "thank you" to customers.
10/18/1999
01:09

Headlines - Kraptonite
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The new power source is being hailed as eco-friendly, which is another way of saying it will never catch on.
10/19/1999
05:08

Steven Wright
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Steven Wright shows off a piece of his art entitled, "Hey, Where is Everybody?"
10/19/1999
01:22

This Just In - New Kidneys on the Block
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The government clarifies its regulations for getting donated organs to the sickest patients, which is bad news for people who sorta need a kidney.
10/19/1999
00:28

Millennial Moment - Millennium Schedule
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Jon presents a schedule to prepare for the new millennium: at 11:28 p.m., pencil in "realizing you're alone."
10/19/1999
00:39

Intro - NYU
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Jon tells the audience how they can win $10, but he gets half of it.
10/19/1999
01:34

Other News - Spaceballs
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PSA is unlike other NASA space gadgets that are hidden from the public because they exist solely for destructive possibilities.
10/19/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Garbage
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Energy is generated from garbage in Japan.
10/19/1999
01:36

Headlines - Next of Ken
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Kenneth Starr finishes his self-gratifying investigation of President Clinton and hands the clean-up sock to Robert Ray.
10/19/1999
04:41

Cents And Sensibility
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Stephen Colbert investigates the passionate arguments on both sides of whether the penny has become public enemy No. 1.
10/19/1999
02:17

Back in Black - Donald for President
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Donald Trump runs for president, Richard Branson sails the Atlantic and France picks their new Marianne.
10/19/1999
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