The Colbert Report
Season 5 • 04/06/2009
Rich Lowry believes Republicans must reconnect with middle-class concerns.
The Colbert ReportS5 Cold War Update - Russia, Cuba & Space
Russia wants a new currency, Congress tries to lift the Cuba embargo, and Russian astronauts can't use American toilets in space.
The Colbert ReportS5 Cheney's Secret Assassination Squad
It's hard to believe Dick Cheney had the time to command a secret lawless assassination squad with all the secret lawless torture.
The Colbert ReportS5 Let Your GPS Be Your Guide
Let your conscience be your guide until you can afford a GPS.
The Colbert ReportS5 Biz Stone
Twitter co-founder Biz Stone, one of America's preeminent Twits, discusses the company's popularity and business model.
The Colbert ReportS5 Space Module: Colbert - Urine Recycling Room
NASA, don't make Stephen launch an intern into space with a can of spray paint.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 4/6/09
Barack Obama travels around Europe, and new developments arise in the NASA node-naming contest.
The Colbert ReportS5 Obama's European Trip - Tom Brokaw
Tom Brokaw believes Barack Obama appeared very presidential at the G20 Summit.
The Colbert ReportS5 Un-American News - Rest of the World
Stephen loves Barack Obama, at least until he returns to the United States.
The Colbert ReportS5 Make Lemonade
If life gives you lemons, water, sugar and ice, make lemonade.
The Colbert ReportS5 Body Loss
Getting paid for missing body parts is too tempting for Americans.
The Colbert ReportS5 Rich Lowry
Rich Lowry wants Republican principles to stay the same, but the application to change.
The Colbert ReportS5 Queen Noor's Royal Treatment
To make sure Stephen doesn't violate any royalty protocol, he's going to wear surgical gloves.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Morally Bankrupt
TV has so little societal value that Bill Gates is willing to pay to provide the most cursory positive messages.
The Colbert ReportS5 Better Know a District - New York's 25th - Dan Maffei
Congressman Dan Maffei's "evil twin" tells Stephen why he loves cocaine and the company of prostitutes.
The Colbert ReportS5 Queen Noor
Queen Noor will only knight Stephen after he signs the Global Zero declaration.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 4/7/09
Are TV networks desperate for revenue? Find out more on an all-new episode of "How I Met Your Pepsi."
The Colbert ReportS5 Birkat Hachama - Stephen Frees His Jews
Birkat Hachama marks the time for Stephen to free his Jews.
The Colbert ReportS5 Electronic Edition
Far too many of you still get the show delivered on paper.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 4/8/09
An update on Stephen's trip to the Persian Gulf, and Phil Bronstein discusses the death of newspapers.
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