The Colbert Report
LFTB Colbology
Season 8 E 79 • 04/03/2012

Following Stephen's report on LFTB, otherwise known as "pink slime," some in the Twittersphere accuse him of being transphobic.

Watching

00:06

The Colbert ReportS8 E78
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen digs into a Hamlet Rove from the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
04/02/2012
05:33

The Colbert ReportS8 E78
Gary Johnson

Libertarian presidential candidate Governor Gary Johnson believes in fiscal conservatism and social tolerance.
04/02/2012
03:56

The Colbert ReportS8 E78
Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Treasure Hunt

Whoever wins the Super Fun Pack Treasure Hunt will receive a university visit from the actual Stephen Colbert, not the Venezuelan knockoff.
04/02/2012
04:54

The Colbert ReportS8 E78
The Beefstate Governors

Governors from beef industry states want to end the smear campaign against lean, finely textured beef, and make the term "pink slime" a thing of the past.
04/02/2012
01:51

The Colbert ReportS8 E79
Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Not-Legal Advice & Certificate of Presidenthood

The Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack contains everything you need to be a playa in the 2012 election, including a big red button and an honor from Ham Rove.
04/03/2012
03:58

The Colbert ReportS8 E79
Rick Santorum Speaks From His Heart - California Colleges

Rick Santorum criticizes California universities after reading something from the state of California.
04/03/2012
03:11

The Colbert ReportS8 E79
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - 501c4 Disclosure

Critics question the secrecy and tax status of unregistered money guns shooting up the election, like Ham Rove's Colbert Super PAC SHH! and Karl Rove's Crossroads GPS.
04/03/2012
00:06

The Colbert ReportS8 E79
Sign Off - Helmeted Ham Rove

Stephen says goodnight with Ham Rove sporting a gift from Clemson University.
04/03/2012
03:56

The Colbert ReportS8 E79
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - 501c4 Disclosure - Trevor Potter

Attorney Trevor Potter explains the IRS's interest in the social welfare activities of 501c4s and records not-legal advice for the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
04/03/2012
05:27

The Colbert ReportS8 E79
Nikki Haley

Governor Nikki Haley talks about the good people of South Carolina who elected a 38-year-old, Indian-American female for governor.
04/03/2012
02:17

The Colbert ReportS8 E79
LFTB Colbology

Following Stephen's report on LFTB, otherwise known as "pink slime," some in the Twittersphere accuse him of being transphobic.
04/03/2012
04:19

The Colbert ReportS8 E80
Colbert Super PAC - Republicans & the Latino Vote

Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.
04/04/2012
00:07

The Colbert ReportS8 E80
Sign Off - Second Peabody Award

Stephen says goodnight while caressing The Colbert Report's second Peabody award.
04/04/2012
06:55

The Colbert ReportS8 E80
Robert Ballard

National Geographic explorer-in-residence Robert Ballard talks about "Save the Titanic," his documentary promoting its preservation and protection against tourism.
04/04/2012
03:02

The Colbert ReportS8 E80
Peabody Award for Colbert Super PAC

Unlike most things, the Peabody award for Colbert Super PAC segments isn't just about Stephen.
04/04/2012
04:15

The Colbert ReportS8 E80
Wilford Brimley Calls - Quaker Oats Makeover

After Larry the Quaker Oats mascot undergoes plastic surgery, Stephen gets a distressing call from Wilford Brimley.
04/04/2012
01:39

The Colbert ReportS8 E80
Settling for Mitt Romney

Republicans must unite behind Mitt Romney so they can plummet toward victor in November.
04/04/2012
00:36

The Colbert ReportS8 E80
Intro - 4/4/12

Republicans try to appeal to Latinos, a beloved American mascot gets a makeover, and Robert Ballard talks about the Titanic.
04/04/2012
00:07

The Colbert ReportS8 E81
Sign Off - Lincoln Tunnel

Stephen says goodnight to his dirt bike commuting buddy.
04/05/2012
03:36

The Colbert ReportS8 E81
Bad News About Good Unemployment News

In the employment sector, things are getting better, but they're not getting more better any faster.
04/05/2012
07:57

The Colbert ReportS8 E81
Colbert's Very Wanted - Manatee Mailbox

A Valentine's Day manatee mailbox massacre, in Cocoa, FL, is just one violation in a string of serial manatee mailbox mutilations.
04/05/2012
You may also like3 Videos
Trailer
00:30

Tha God’s Honest Truth with Charlamagne Tha God
Charlamagne Tha God Is Here to Shake Up Late Night

Lenard "Charlamagne" McKelvey knows exactly what late-night TV needs, and he's bringing it to Fridays on Tha God's Honest Truth with Charlamagne Tha God, premiering September 17 at 10/9c.
09/07/2021
Trailer
00:30

Tha God’s Honest Truth with Charlamagne Tha God
Who's Behind Tha God's Honest Truth with Charlamagne Tha God?

Find out who Lenard "Charlamagne" McKelvey really is when Tha God's Honest Truth with Charlamagne Tha God premieres September 17 at 10/9c.
08/30/2021
Trailer
01:00

Tha God’s Honest Truth with Charlamagne Tha God
Charlamagne Tha God Delivers Tha God's Honest Truth

From executive producer Stephen Colbert, a new normal in late night begins September 17 with the premiere of Tha God's Honest Truth with Lenard "Charlamagne" McKelvey.
07/21/2021