The Colbert Report
Intro - 1/8/07
Season 3 • 01/08/2007
Stephen puts out a welcome mat for the new Democratic Congress -- over his pit of tigers.
The Colbert ReportS2 ShredDown
Stephen introduces a tough panel of ShredDown dispute judges: Eliot Spitzer, Anthony DeCurtis and Jim Anderson.
The Colbert ReportS2 Chris Funk
Henry Kissinger provides the "starting gun" of the competition by declaring that "it is time to rock," and then Chris Funk offers his shredding solo.
The Colbert ReportS2 Rock and Awe: Countdown to Guitarmageddon
Stephen previews his guitar solo challenge against The Decemberists' Chris Funk.
The Colbert ReportS2 Peter Frampton
Just before his guitar solo Stephen injures himself, prays to Father Christmas and is presented with a guitar hero to fill in for him.
The Colbert ReportS3 Who's Honoring Me Now? - Gay.com
Though Stephen does not approve of the gayness, he's not one to turn down any honor.
The Colbert ReportS3 Who's Attacking Me Now? - Lake Superior State University
Lake Superior State University has added "truthiness" to its list of banned words.
The Colbert ReportS3 Stephen's Sound Advice - Surviving the Winter Blues
Stephen suggests one way to get over Seasonal Affective Disorder is to take a trip to the warm weather of Iraq.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Gallotastic Executacular - Hangin' With Mr. Hussein
Stephen is upset that Saddam Hussein was executed while Stephen was on vacation, especially as he was already planning a 30-minute special for it.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ethan Nadelmann
Director of the Drug Policy Alliance Ethan Nadelmann argues to legalize marijuana to reduce America's prison population.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Facts
Since the Democrat's version of reality is unfortunately based on reality, Stephen wants to fight facts with "facts."
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 1/8/07
In this episode, Stephen discusses Saddam Hussein's execution, welcomes the new Democratic Congress and interviews Drug Policy Alliance Chair Ethan Nadelmann.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 1/9/07
Stephen tells Boy Scout Council 289 to pack their bags, and wonders why celebrities can't fight to the death.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Farewell, James Brown
Though it's sad to lose the Godfather of Soul, there is a silver lining for Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS3 Not a Sex Scandal
On behalf of Catholics everywhere, Stephen thanks Archbishop Wielgus for merely selling out his peers to a godless, totalitarian regime.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jim Cramer
Jim Cramer tells Stephen how to get the most out of watching his show.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ohio State Loses
The Florida Gators don't care what kind of message they're sending to America's enemies.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Texas Hold 'Em
Stephen has advice for the president: send everyone to Iraq. Americans need to sacrifice more.
The Colbert ReportS3 We the Mediator - Celebrity Feuds
Stephen picks sides in celebrity fights between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump, Madonna and Angelina Jolie, and Amitabh Bachchan and Shahrukh Khan.
The Colbert ReportS3 David Kamp
Stephen and David Kamp discuss the fancy-pantsification of American food.
The Colbert ReportS3 President's Speech
Watching President Bush address the nation is like hanging out with your best bud.
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