The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Fighting Weight

Season 5 • 12/05/2000

Dick Cheney hasn't hit his fighting weight yet.

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Indecision 2000 - Laws and Such

With legal decisions in the Florida recount coming fast and furious, Vance DeGeneres and Mo Rocca attempt to clarify exactly what's going on.
12/04/2000
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Intro - Article Two

Interpreting Article Two of the Constitution makes Jon really bored.
12/04/2000
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Recap - Cheney And Mad Cow

Jon Stewart recaps the top stories of the night and previews tomorrow's show.
12/05/2000
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Ad Nauseam - Vagina Vagina Vagina

The ingredients of feminine hygiene products don't get more pure than octoxynol 9 and sodium benzoate.
12/05/2000
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Faith Ford

Faith Ford discusses the difference between working with Norm MacDonald and Candice Bergen.
12/05/2000
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Indecision 2000 - Spin, Lose Or Draw

Al Gore is running out of ways to lose.
12/05/2000
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Cheney Health

Republican spin doctors are asking the public to consider Dick Cheney's hard trouble within the context of his other organs.
12/05/2000
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Indecision 2000 - Heart Event

Doctor's unclogged one of Dick Cheney's arteries that was 90% blocked and only allowed 10% of hate to course through it.
12/05/2000
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Intro - Joke Elves

Jon Stewart catches the joke elves in the studio having a sex party.
12/05/2000
02:18

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This Just In - Haute Beef Injunction

Blood sausage may be rendered unappetizing as mad cow disease spreads across Europe.
12/05/2000
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Moment of Zen - Fighting Weight

Dick Cheney hasn't hit his fighting weight yet.
12/05/2000
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Intro - Beating up Santa

Jon beats the crap out of a Santa on the street ringing a bell.
12/06/2000
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In Cold Sap

What kind of a person could make use of a dead tree? A carpenter perhaps?
12/06/2000
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Headlines - Shell on Earth

The world's oldest tortoise celebrates its 170th birthday by dancing on the hare's grave, very slowly.
12/06/2000
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Headlines - Eleven Large

Eleven freshman senators are welcomed to the Senate, including Hillary Clinton.
12/06/2000
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Moment of Zen - Jingle Bell Rock

Rudy Giuliani, Al Roker and others sing at Rockefeller Center.
12/06/2000
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Back in Black - Jail Time

The Daily Show won't pay to dry clean Lewis Black's suit, but will pay a cameraman overtime to film his release from prison.
12/06/2000
04:44

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Chris O'Donnell

Not a single person was lost during the eight months of shooting Chris O'Donnell's new movie.
12/06/2000
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Recap - 12/6/00

Jon recaps today's stories and previews tomorrow's Stephen Colbert piece.
12/06/2000
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Moment of Zen - Fingernails

The man with the longest fingernails in the world takes them out of their special bag.
12/07/2000
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Sexy Underwear

Dave Attell runs down the hottest gifts for the holiday season, mainly sexy lingerie for women and fruity underwear for men.
12/07/2000
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