The Colbert Report
Intro - 6/11/08
Season 4 • 06/11/2008
Airlines suffer from high fuel prices. They might try not idling on the tarmac for 16 hours.
The Elitist Menace Among UsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen could never picture Senator Obama at an Applebee's salad bar, and not just because Applebee's doesn't have a salad bar.
Smokin' Pole - Canada's Hockey ThemeThe Colbert ReportS4
The theme to hockey night in Canada makes everything more exciting, especially American things.
New Giant iPhoneThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen thought it was a status symbol to pull out an iPhone from your pocket, but that's nothing compared to pulling one out of your U-Haul.
Alan RabinowitzThe Colbert ReportS4
Zoologist Alan Rabinowitz almost makes Stephen cry with the story of how he was inspired to save big cats.
Intro - 6/10/08The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen questions if Barack Obama is an elitist, takes a look at the top ten beaches of the Arctic, and discusses endangered cats with Alan Rabinowitz.
David HajduThe Colbert ReportS4
David Hajdu talks about a time in America when comics were about crime and vice, like Grand Theft Auto.
The Word - U.S. AirweighsThe Colbert ReportS4
It's embarrassing enough when your doctor tells you to get on the scale. Now replace your doctor with a ticket agent.
Un-American News - U.S. Election EditionThe Colbert ReportS4
Barack Obama is being praised by every country with access to word processing technology. Sorry, Estonia, maybe next year.
Memorized ScriptThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen finally recites the entire script, now he's got to start memorizing the next 408 episodes.
Israel's New BirdThe Colbert ReportS4
Congratulations, Israel. Just as America soars like the might eagle, may you emulate the noble long-billed hoopoe by squirting fecal matter at intruders.
Intro - 6/11/08The Colbert ReportS4
Airlines suffer from high fuel prices and other countries are dying to find out who is going to ignore them next.
Dickson DespommierThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Dickson Despommier if growing food in vertical towers is an elitist way to farm.
We the MEdiatorThe Colbert ReportS4
Clint Eastwood is not Spike Lee's father and they are not on a plantation, although that'd make a hilarious antebellum buddy comedy.
Stephen Colbert's Make McCain Exciting Challenge!The Colbert ReportS4
You the heroes have stepped up to answer John McCain's call to spice up his speech in Stephen Colbert's Make McCain Exciting Challenge.
Intro - 6/12/08The Colbert ReportS4
Are Native Americans' needs being met this election? If not, would they settle for some lovely beads?
Winona LaDukeThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks former Green Party vice presidential candidate and Native American activist Winona LaDuke what it's like to be an oppressed elitist.
Intro - 6/16/08The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen questions whether the U.S. should boycott the Olympics, introduces enemies at home, and discusses intelligent design with Kenneth Miller.
The Word - Ploy-cottThe Colbert ReportS4
Let the other countries boycott the Beijing Olympics, but America has to go.
The Enemy Within - Wizard TeachersThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen interviews a substitute teacher in Florida who was fired for wizardry.
Kenneth MillerThe Colbert ReportS4
Kenneth Miller compares advocates of intelligent design to welfare queens waiting for the government to give them a handout.
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