The Colbert Report
Better Know a District - Illinois' 5th - Mike Quigley
Season 6 • 02/10/2010
Mike Quigley covers men fighting wolves, gay babies and smoking pot.
Sign Off - It's Lonely at the TopThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen's lonely at the top, and he can't imagine what it's like where you are.
George StephanopoulosThe Colbert ReportS6
George Stephanopoulos discusses his work on "The Week" and "GMA" over a Heineken.
Celebrate Black History Month With HeinekenThe Colbert ReportS6
The best way to rejoice in the achievements of our black countrymen is with a Heineken.
Corporate Free Speech - Chris DoddThe Colbert ReportS6
Chris Dodd proposes a constitutional amendment to prevent elections from becoming the Super Bowl of advertising.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Markus BestinThe Colbert ReportS6
Markus Bestin follows in the footsteps of Rosa Parks and Gandhi by fighting for civil man-whore rights.
Intro - 2/10/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen profiles Chicago's 5th district, and Claire Danes plays an autistic woman who designs slaughterhouses.
Better Know a District - Illinois' 5thThe Colbert ReportS6
Shouting verbal abuses at the Wieners Circle is a lot of fun, but families might want to steer clear of the kids' menu.
We're Off to See the BlizzardThe Colbert ReportS6
Based on the latest data from the Dopplest 9000 radar, Stephen can only assume that the sun has been destroyed.
Claire DanesThe Colbert ReportS6
Claire Danes describes her role as an autistic woman who designed a system where cows can walk easily to their death.
Better Know a District - Illinois' 5th - Mike QuigleyThe Colbert ReportS6
Mike Quigley does a quick improv scene with Stephen and refuses to embarrass his district by singing.
David RossThe Colbert ReportS6
David Ross thinks good Olympic art should contain a heroic individual. With that in mind, Stephen presents his Vancouver poster.
Sign Off - See You in VancouverThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen is off to Vancouver for the Winter Olympics with his poster.
The Word - Political SuicideThe Colbert ReportS6
Republicans were doing such a good job of getting nothing done before Obama invited them to a televised health care summit.
Sport Report - Global Snow Drive - Al MichaelsThe Colbert ReportS6
Al Michaels will call it a miracle if Shani Davis mouths, "Thank you, Stephen," from the Olympic medal podium.
Iran Begins Enriching UranianThe Colbert ReportS6
We thought Iran was only enriching uranium, but according to The Wall Street Journal, they've begun enriching uranian.
Better Know a Riding - Vancouver's SouthThe Colbert ReportS6
Notorious Canadian paparazzi often ambush stars after first politely asking permission.
Intro - 2/22/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen is in Vancouver for the 2010 Olympic Games. They only have two weeks, how are they going to fit in 2,010 games?
Vancouverage 2010 - Ed ColbertThe Colbert ReportS6
Ed Colbert informs Stephen he can't say "Olympics" or "Vancouver," or show geometric shapes of any size or color.
Sign Off - You Are Not AmericansThe Colbert ReportS6
Whether you are Canadian, European or Asian, one thing unites you -- you're not American.
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