The Colbert Report
Intro - 7/8/10
Season 6 • 07/08/2010
If Jesus had owned a handgun, it would have been a totally different Easter.
Sign Off - 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa CalendarThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen flips through his 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa Calendar.
The Economist Photoshops Obama's PictureThe Colbert ReportS6
The Economist could have gone further to really drive home the point that President Obama is a coast-destroying failure.
Steve CarellThe Colbert ReportS6
Steve Carell feels like he's in the witness relocation program, and Jon Stewart wants to escape The Daily Show.
Formula 401: Beauty From My BeastThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen guarantees that every single sperm is beautiful with Formula 401: Beauty From My Beast.
Thought for Food - Kentucky Tuna & Grilled Cheese Burger MeltThe Colbert ReportS6
Researchers rename carp as Kentucky tuna to increase acceptance, and Friendly's unveils the Grilled Cheese Burger Melt.
Automatics for the People - Ilya Shapiro & Jackie HillyThe Colbert ReportS6
Ilya Shapiro and Jackie Hilly disagree on the Supreme Court decision to strike down Chicago's 30-year-old ban on handguns.
Modest-Con 2010The Colbert ReportS6
Iran's Ministry of Culture includes Stephen's look in its official catalog of haircuts that meet government approval.
Sign Off - Go Get a TanThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen will be gone for two weeks -- go get a tan.
Arturo RodriguezThe Colbert ReportS6
Arturo Rodriguez invites Americans who think immigrant farm workers are taking away jobs to work in the fields.
Emergency Thought for Food - Candwich SetbackThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen is in the middle of a repressed Daily Show memory when he's interrupted by an emergency Candwich update.
Intro - 7/8/10The Colbert ReportS6
The Supreme Court decides handguns are a God-given right, and Arturo Rodriguez says illegal immigrants are doing the jobs we don't want.
Intro - 7/26/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen downloads the solution to stop media piracy, and Hephzibah Anderson talks about her year without sex.
Hephzibah AndersonThe Colbert ReportS6
Hephzibah Anderson discovered what she wanted from sex during her year of abstinence.
Stephen's Eco-VacationThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen went on an eco-vacation where he saved marine life from the BP oil spill by removing as many fish from the ocean as he could.
Sign Off - Bud Light LimeThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen drinks a Bud Light Lime while reading Hephzibah Anderson's "Chastened."
Racial Pro FiringThe Colbert ReportS6
The Obama administration is so scared of right-wing pundits that it will take swift and decisive action on problems that have no basis in fact.
Nailed 'Em - Polka PiracyThe Colbert ReportS6
A Warren, Michigan man feels the outrage from the polka community after getting arrested for running a massive pirating operation.
That's the Way I Leak It - Tom BlantonThe Colbert ReportS6
Tom Blanton believes Brad Manning may have applied a Facebook mentality when he leaked classified documents about the Afghan war.
Intro - 7/27/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen questions the US mission in Afghanistan and asks Kevin Kline if Phoebe Cates does that thing from "Fast Times."
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