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Season 8 • 09/24/2003

How could Governor Gray Davis lose the election with Joe Lieberman by his side?

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02:00

Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi Army
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American forces begin training all 800 soldiers in the new, volunteer Iraqi Army.
09/23/2003
02:19

Headlines - Some Assembly Required
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President Bush addresses the official opening of the 58th session of the U.N. General Assembly.
09/23/2003
02:02

Auto-Exotic Fixation
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Car financier Alan Gibbs debuts the Aquada dual-use boat car -- the perfect way to get from your geodesic dome house to the Sharper Image across the river.
09/23/2003
00:53

Intro - Emmys
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There are going to be some changes around here, now that we've won an Emmy.
09/23/2003
02:42

Crazy in Alabama
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At least the released convicts from Alabama prisons will have a hard time getting driver's licenses.
09/24/2003
00:12

Moment of Zen - God Haters
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Man in Alabama protests a 10 Commandments monument being removed from a government building.
09/24/2003
01:06

What Else You Got?
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In New York City they see the President of the United States and ask, "What else you got?"
09/24/2003
01:17

Democracy Baby
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Don't be sad democracy, Jon knows it hurts your heart when he be using out-moded electoral equipment and disenfranchising people and whatnot, but he's doing it for you.
09/24/2003
05:13

Ben Stiller
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Ben Stiller's daughter is the most special child on the earth.
09/24/2003
05:17

Take Two Tablets...
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An Alabama chief justice could distribute the Eucharist to the jury, and he still wouldn't be establishing a religion.
09/24/2003
02:57

Punch Cards
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The inherent paradox of Governor Gray Davis is that he's right, but he's also a dick.
09/24/2003
06:35

Jonah Goldberg
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Jonah Goldberg points out that Democratic candidate Wesley Clark only has the suit with the nice ribbons on it.
09/25/2003
06:51

The Debate
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Arnold Schwarzenegger thinks that Lt. Gov. Cruz Bustamante needs to go to an "addiction place."
09/25/2003
00:07

Moment of Zen - This is Not Comedy Central
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Moderator Stan Statham at the California governor debate swears that this is not Comedy Central.
09/25/2003
00:55

Democratic Debate Wait
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The Daily Show will present full Democratic debate coverage... by October.
09/25/2003
03:41

New York City For Sale
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Bill Gates' foundation will give the NYC public school system $51 million, which takes care of the metal detectors. Now all the kids need are books.
09/25/2003
02:17

The Game Show Debate
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As the front runners were busy shooting their mouths off with cheap personal attacks, the Game Show Network upheld the public trust by hosting its own debate.
09/25/2003
05:23

Jack Black
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Jack Black loves the rock, doesn't want to fumble the rock, needs to bring the rock to the kids and save the children.
09/29/2003
04:36

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Democratic Debate
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Create jobs, build jobs, grow jobs -- the Democrats have a lot of synonyms for what they're going to do to jobs.
09/29/2003
03:45

Stephen Colbert's Interviews I Could Get - Reverend Al Sharpton
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Since Stephen Colbert can't make it to the debate, he and Reverend Al Sharpton take care of the post-debate analysis ahead of time.
09/29/2003
00:32

Intro - Jewish New Year
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Jon is a little tired and bedraggled from his Jewish New Year celebration.
09/29/2003
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