The Colbert Report

George Allen

Season 2 E 114 • 09/14/2006

Like Stephen, Senator George Allen has a deep affection for the Ethnic Americans.

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The Word - Caveat Emptor

If you're one of the suckers who bought "A Million Little Pieces," don't act like a victim, victimize someone else.
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The Colbert ReportS2 E113
The Colmandos

Stephen sends his crack team of commandos -- the Colmandos -- to rescue his son.
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The Colbert ReportS2 E113
Intro - 9/13/06

The author of "A Million Little Pieces" agrees to refund money to dissatisfied readers, and Stephen hopes Dan Brown is listening.
09/13/2006
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Tip/Wag - NASA

NASA, it's your job to get the president to Mars, even if that means building a giant space cannon.
09/14/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E114
Sexy Photo

Condoleezza Rice may or may not be dating Canadian Foreign Minister Peter MacKay.
09/14/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E114
Bridge Contest

Stephen wins a contest to have a Hungarian bridge named after him.
09/14/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E114
Hungarian Bridge - Andras Simonyi

Before the new Hungarian bridge can be named after Stephen, two criteria must be met.
09/14/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E114
Sign Off - Get On It, Nation

Stephen has one bridge named after him in Hungary, but none in America.
09/14/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E114
Bill Simmons

EPSN's Bill Simmons obsesses over sports at the expense of every other part of his life, like most people.
09/14/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E114
Intro - 9/14/06

Senator George Allen reaches out to minorities, and NASA goes back into space.
09/14/2006
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George Allen

Senator George Allen puts all those questions of racism behind him when he holds an ethnic rally.
09/14/2006
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Intro - 9/18/06

In tonight's episode, President Bush wants to water down the Geneva Convention, Stephen talks to playwright Will Power, and an all-new Tek Jansen short.
09/18/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E115
Will Power

Stephen asks hip-hop performer Will Power the difference between rap and hip-hop.
09/18/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E115
Sign Off - Bust

Stephen is sending his bust of the president to the New York Times.
09/18/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E115
Tek Jansen - Operation: Destiny's Underbelly: Entrapped!

It's time for Operation: Destiny's Underbelly: Entrapped!: A Tek Jansen Adventure!
09/18/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E115
The Word - Wiper Fluid

Some Republicans are seeing Bush's plan through the dirty windshield of their own military experience.
09/18/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E115
Whitney Houston

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown have called it quits -- and it's all Osama bin Laden's fault.
09/18/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E116
Intro - 9/19/06

"Survivor" splits up its contestants by race, Willie Nelson is busted for pot, and Frank Rich discusses his new book, "The Greatest Story Ever Sold."
09/19/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E116
ThreatDown - Toby Keith

Toby Keith may have a song called Boot Up Your Ass, but he should call it Narc on Your Bus.
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The Colbert ReportS2 E116
Frank Rich

Frank Rich, author of "The Greatest Story Ever Sold," becomes the first New York Times op-ed columnist to return to The Report.
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The Colbert ReportS2 E116
Sign Off - Fantasy Colbert Report League

Stephen explains the Fantasy Colbert Report League's elaborate point system.
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